(ESTABLISHING SHOT: St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast)
(Cut to the interior, where KIM and RON are eating)
PA SYSTEM:(OS) Attention! Will whoever stole the margarine please return it? Thank you.
KIM: Ron, I know you don't like the glasses you have, but you *need* to wear them.
RON: I thought we ended this conversation.
KIM: You can't avoid it. It's a serious problem, anyone can see that. Do you know how many people wear glasses? About 1.5 million! And that's just in America!
RON: Look, KP, I know what you're trying to do, but I really don't have a problem.
KIM: But-
RON: End of discussion.
(KIM sighs and takes a bite of pancake)
(Cut to underwater research facility. Cut to the interior, where DRAKKEN is putting the finishing touches on a machine)
DRAKKEN: Shego, hand me a wrench!
SHEGO: What exactly is this thing? You never told me your plan. Which is odd, because that's usually what your always so eager to blab about.
DRAKKEN: Ah, but this will work. I've decided if my weapons are of no effect, why not use nature!
SHEGO: You stole that idea from 'The Core,' didn't you?
DRAKKEN: (Ignoring her) This machine is capable of producing an explosion a little less than 10 megatons. I will plant this machine in the newly found extension of the San Andreas fault. I will threaten the world. And, if they do not agree to my demands... (Pause) You're supposed to ask me what I intend to do.
SHEGO: I thought you were going to tell me anyway.
DRAKKEN: Just ask!
SHEGO: Fine. (Mock enthusiasm) Tell me, Dr. Drakken, what are you going to do when the world leaders refuse your demands. Oh, please tell me your master plan.
DRAKKEN: I don't appreciate your sarcasm. Anyway, if the world leaders refuse my demands, then I shall detonate the machine. It will shift the tectonic plates and cause tidal waves and earthquakes of mass proportion. And they won't be able to stop me, because they cannot stop nature from running it's course.
SHEGO: (Impressed) I'm impressed. You've actually got a decent plan this time.
DRAKKEN: I know. Nature will do my dirty work for me, striking swiftly and mercilessly. Then the world will lay in ruin, and I will be able to establish the kingdom of Drakkenville!
SHEGO: You're obsessed with building a Drakkenville, aren't you?
DRAKKEN: I wouldn't say obsessed. I sometimes think about it, but not that often.
SHEGO: Yeah, right.
(Cut to KIM and RON eating. RUFUS eats a tunnel through a stack of pancakes)
RUFUS: Mmm. Pancake!
(RUFUS eats his pancakes)
KIM: It's sort of odd that we found a 24-hour pancake breakfast. I mean, most places would stop at a certain point and move on to lunch.
RON: What can I say, it's California. I saw an oxygen bar across the street, I guess anything is possible.
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
KIM: What's the sitch, Wade?
WADE: I just got a call from FISH. They wanted you to know that the emergency sub is ready.
KIM: Then so are we. Thanks, Wade. (Turns off Kimmunicator) Come on, Ron. Let's jet.
(KIM and RON leave)
(Cut to the interior, where KIM and RON are eating)
PA SYSTEM:(OS) Attention! Will whoever stole the margarine please return it? Thank you.
KIM: Ron, I know you don't like the glasses you have, but you *need* to wear them.
RON: I thought we ended this conversation.
KIM: You can't avoid it. It's a serious problem, anyone can see that. Do you know how many people wear glasses? About 1.5 million! And that's just in America!
RON: Look, KP, I know what you're trying to do, but I really don't have a problem.
KIM: But-
RON: End of discussion.
(KIM sighs and takes a bite of pancake)
(Cut to underwater research facility. Cut to the interior, where DRAKKEN is putting the finishing touches on a machine)
DRAKKEN: Shego, hand me a wrench!
SHEGO: What exactly is this thing? You never told me your plan. Which is odd, because that's usually what your always so eager to blab about.
DRAKKEN: Ah, but this will work. I've decided if my weapons are of no effect, why not use nature!
SHEGO: You stole that idea from 'The Core,' didn't you?
DRAKKEN: (Ignoring her) This machine is capable of producing an explosion a little less than 10 megatons. I will plant this machine in the newly found extension of the San Andreas fault. I will threaten the world. And, if they do not agree to my demands... (Pause) You're supposed to ask me what I intend to do.
SHEGO: I thought you were going to tell me anyway.
DRAKKEN: Just ask!
SHEGO: Fine. (Mock enthusiasm) Tell me, Dr. Drakken, what are you going to do when the world leaders refuse your demands. Oh, please tell me your master plan.
DRAKKEN: I don't appreciate your sarcasm. Anyway, if the world leaders refuse my demands, then I shall detonate the machine. It will shift the tectonic plates and cause tidal waves and earthquakes of mass proportion. And they won't be able to stop me, because they cannot stop nature from running it's course.
SHEGO: (Impressed) I'm impressed. You've actually got a decent plan this time.
DRAKKEN: I know. Nature will do my dirty work for me, striking swiftly and mercilessly. Then the world will lay in ruin, and I will be able to establish the kingdom of Drakkenville!
SHEGO: You're obsessed with building a Drakkenville, aren't you?
DRAKKEN: I wouldn't say obsessed. I sometimes think about it, but not that often.
SHEGO: Yeah, right.
(Cut to KIM and RON eating. RUFUS eats a tunnel through a stack of pancakes)
RUFUS: Mmm. Pancake!
(RUFUS eats his pancakes)
KIM: It's sort of odd that we found a 24-hour pancake breakfast. I mean, most places would stop at a certain point and move on to lunch.
RON: What can I say, it's California. I saw an oxygen bar across the street, I guess anything is possible.
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
KIM: What's the sitch, Wade?
WADE: I just got a call from FISH. They wanted you to know that the emergency sub is ready.
KIM: Then so are we. Thanks, Wade. (Turns off Kimmunicator) Come on, Ron. Let's jet.
(KIM and RON leave)