It was Monday morning, and Hermione was getting ready. "Off with the robes, on with the bikinis," she said to Ginny, laughing. Ginny giggled and put on a coconut bra and grass skirt. "I've been begging Mum to take us to Hawaii. Maybe we'll have to jack an airplane?"

Hermione wore a black leather halter top and extra tight leather pants. They stood admiring themselves for a minute, and then Ginny went to DADA and Hermione to Transfiguration.

But since she had spent the extra time putting on her dark eyeliner, she was late to class. Professor McGonagall almost had a heart attack when she saw her favourite student had become such a... badass. "Miss Granger! You are 15 minutes late! And you are violating the dress code!"

Hermione shrugged. "So?" she asked Mc Gonagall blankly. McGonagall gasped, and then just sighed. "Take your seat, Miss Granger." Hermione got angry. "Hey! That's 'Mione!"

She looked around for Harry and Ron to sit with them. Ron's thick, red hair was spiked and he and Harry both had black leather on like 'Mione.

"Not, we will start today off by learning a transferr spell-" McGonagall began, but Ron interrupted. "What in the fucking hell is a transferr spell?" he asked loudly. There was a ripple of giggling in the class, but everyone shut up quickly when they saw McGonagall's expression. Everyone, that is, except for the trio. They were clapping hands and laughing loudly.

That was the last straw. "GO OUTSIDE IN THE HALL IMMEDIATELY! 100 PIONTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND YOU ALL HAVE DETENTIONS!" The three stood up. "Whatever you say Mc-G," Harry yawned, giving her the finger. They all left happily, not having to do Transfiguration.

"That was awesome!" Ron said laughing. "I feel powerful!" 'Mione laughed. "That was just the begining, the test. Now that we know we can do it, we should have no problem getting out of Herbology." They slapped hands again and waited till Herbology.

"EW! No fucking way am I going to get this top dirty!" 'Mione complained to Professor Sprout, where Ron had a mysterious tropical disease and Harry had a panic attack. Ginny then broke her wrist and they were all dismissed.

"It was fake!" Ginny shrieked as she threw the fake wrist aside. They all laughed and went to the meeting.