Disclaimer: Don't own. Never have, alas, never will. Sigh.

AN- Arigatou for all of the reviews! Everyone, go read WhetherRose's fic in the HP section- it's well worth your time!

anne- I don't know what I would do without duct tape. It is a gift.

Taichi-chan- I get this mental image of an ADHD five year old...

TsukinoDeynatsu- I think we have the same sense of humor.... scary...

Naoko Cat Girl- glad ya' like it.

ArouraLeona- Don't schools suck like that? Not letting you get to e-mail or fanfiction?

Shin-chan- I cracked up when I read that... duck tape...

narcoleptic shishkabob- hables espanol? I don't. Lucky you.

baka deshi- I left it in my locker, but wanted to post something, that's what's with the break. And Kagome just knows what's on her desk REALLY well (me, I'm lucky to know if it's in my room...).

Emmi-chan- yup, something was in those pixie stix- SUGAR!!!

shinimegami- oh, yes. Duct tape, stapler and sugar high, not a good combination....

WhetherRose- I'll get you hooked yet!!

My Lady Baroness- yes, I'm definately writing more....

SRSilverhawk- thank you.

My mother now thinks I'm insane, and my friends here know I'm beyond psychiatric help. Well, it does make for good fics...

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Sesshou-maru lounged out on the large boulder, looking disdainfully down at the world. It did not deserve his beautiful presence.

A breeze gently ruffled his fluffy tail, still bearing marks from it's recent ordeal with Rin's candy canes (see my fic Candy Canes for what happened). A scent caught his nose. It smelled like his little half-blood brother was coming to pay him a visit.

"BOO!" Inuyasha shouted, leaning down off of the low tree branch above Sesshou-maru.

Sesshou-maru twitched an eyebrow in surprise. This was NOT the attack he had been expecting.

Inuyasha took advantage of his brother's temporary surprise by duct taping his arm to his side and his ankles together. He pulled out another roll of toilet paper (AN- Kagome's family must have about fifty billion at the rate he's going through them....), and proceeded to wrap Sesshou-maru's tail in it, pouring another five Pixie Stix in his mouth at the same time. Sesshou- maru tried pulling away- it wasn't working. Inuyasha, giggling like a maniacal ADD five year old, proceeded to wrap his older brother in duct tape.

He jumped onto the branch to admire his handiwork.

Sesshou-maru took advantage of his absence to struggle to his feet and start hopping away.

Inuyasha yanked out the stapler from his sleeve (AN- think of it as hammer space- it helps), and jumped down, hopping like Sesshou-maru, chasing him with the stapler, clicking it ominously.

"Fun, fun, fun!" he shouted gleefully.

Sesshou-maru's eyes were filled with terror as he prayed, for the first time in his life, that someone would come rescue him...

AN- I have a French journal I have to complete by tomorrow, so I'll leave off here. Next time- Kagome finds her house.... And she'll probably be pissed.