Disclaimer: Don't own, never will (sob). And I don't own Pantine Pro V
either... I don't even use it.
AN: Armed with a stapler, a small stash of pixie stix and a never ending supply of TP, he boldly battled badguys! Blame the muse. Always. Blame the muse. Sorry about how long this has taken. I've been slightly depressed, and working on my nice death fics. Soupir... Anyways, going to see if I can write humor today.... We'll see. Eternal thanks to my reviewers! There are too many to list everyone, but I read them all! I promise!
This chapter is dedicated to TsukinoDeynatsu, who's review sparked ideas that got this typed and therefore posted. Arigatou!!
Kagome ran up the steps to the shrine, pausing at the top a moment. A sixth sense for trouble (you'd need one too with Inuyasha and the other demons around^^) warned her that something was amiss. She sprinted to the back door, opening it carefully while standing off to the side.
She let out a shout as she tumbled backwards when water started pouring out. Wading upstairs, she muttered darkly to herself.
"Baka. That's the toilet no one ever uses! It's missing that dilibob that makes it stop filling with water! Baka yarou ne. Really stupid idiot... When I see him-" Kagome broke off as she reached behind the toilet to turn the water off. That done, she stomped downstairs to prop the door open to let water drain out of the house while she boiled water before heading back to the Sengeko Jidai.
*~*
Inuyasha pounced on Sesshoumaru, pinning him tightly to the ground, using more duct tape to tape flower pictures on the previous duct tape. (AN- hammer space, and this is a humor fic. My excuses.)
By this time, Sesshoumaru had passed out from silent horror, and lack of oxygen because hyperventilation has a tendency to do that to someone...
Inuyasha braided Sesshoumaru's long hair, singing quietly to himself, "Pantine Pro V is a guy's best friend!" (AN- sing to the melody of "Green Acres is the place to be!) over and over. He was a CD player skipping (you know, where they only say the same line over and over and over?). He then proceeded to weave more pictures of flowers into Sesshoumaru's hair, making him look like a paper and fur bouquet. (AN- original flower idea by TsukinoDeynatsu)
Inuyasha then slung his big brother over his shoulder, and skipped down the trail.
*~*
Kagome stomped through the forest, her final weapon in her hand, steaming gently and still fuming.
She heard giggling through the trees. Not Inuyasha's insane sugar high giggle, but an excited little girl's giggle and the rythmic thud-thud of a ball hitting the ground repeatedly.
Suddenly, she heard the girl say, "Fetch!" and then the excited patter- patter of footsteps running.
Kagome came out of the bushes, only to see-
Rin, playing fetch with Inuyasha now running on all fours, a la dog, with Jaken hanging from a tree (from his robe stuck over the end), and Sesshoumaru unconscious with-
Kagome snorted. "Flowers?" she asked incredulously, vows to kill Inuyasha temporarily forgotten upon seeing the normally cool and reserved youkai unconscious, covered in duct tape and pictures, with a hint of toilet paper....
TBC...
Next chapter might be the last, as the much longer than originally intended fic might come to an end... Sorry. Did you like? Hate? Tolerate? Do I really have to say what I would like you to do right now?
AN: Armed with a stapler, a small stash of pixie stix and a never ending supply of TP, he boldly battled badguys! Blame the muse. Always. Blame the muse. Sorry about how long this has taken. I've been slightly depressed, and working on my nice death fics. Soupir... Anyways, going to see if I can write humor today.... We'll see. Eternal thanks to my reviewers! There are too many to list everyone, but I read them all! I promise!
This chapter is dedicated to TsukinoDeynatsu, who's review sparked ideas that got this typed and therefore posted. Arigatou!!
Kagome ran up the steps to the shrine, pausing at the top a moment. A sixth sense for trouble (you'd need one too with Inuyasha and the other demons around^^) warned her that something was amiss. She sprinted to the back door, opening it carefully while standing off to the side.
She let out a shout as she tumbled backwards when water started pouring out. Wading upstairs, she muttered darkly to herself.
"Baka. That's the toilet no one ever uses! It's missing that dilibob that makes it stop filling with water! Baka yarou ne. Really stupid idiot... When I see him-" Kagome broke off as she reached behind the toilet to turn the water off. That done, she stomped downstairs to prop the door open to let water drain out of the house while she boiled water before heading back to the Sengeko Jidai.
*~*
Inuyasha pounced on Sesshoumaru, pinning him tightly to the ground, using more duct tape to tape flower pictures on the previous duct tape. (AN- hammer space, and this is a humor fic. My excuses.)
By this time, Sesshoumaru had passed out from silent horror, and lack of oxygen because hyperventilation has a tendency to do that to someone...
Inuyasha braided Sesshoumaru's long hair, singing quietly to himself, "Pantine Pro V is a guy's best friend!" (AN- sing to the melody of "Green Acres is the place to be!) over and over. He was a CD player skipping (you know, where they only say the same line over and over and over?). He then proceeded to weave more pictures of flowers into Sesshoumaru's hair, making him look like a paper and fur bouquet. (AN- original flower idea by TsukinoDeynatsu)
Inuyasha then slung his big brother over his shoulder, and skipped down the trail.
*~*
Kagome stomped through the forest, her final weapon in her hand, steaming gently and still fuming.
She heard giggling through the trees. Not Inuyasha's insane sugar high giggle, but an excited little girl's giggle and the rythmic thud-thud of a ball hitting the ground repeatedly.
Suddenly, she heard the girl say, "Fetch!" and then the excited patter- patter of footsteps running.
Kagome came out of the bushes, only to see-
Rin, playing fetch with Inuyasha now running on all fours, a la dog, with Jaken hanging from a tree (from his robe stuck over the end), and Sesshoumaru unconscious with-
Kagome snorted. "Flowers?" she asked incredulously, vows to kill Inuyasha temporarily forgotten upon seeing the normally cool and reserved youkai unconscious, covered in duct tape and pictures, with a hint of toilet paper....
TBC...
Next chapter might be the last, as the much longer than originally intended fic might come to an end... Sorry. Did you like? Hate? Tolerate? Do I really have to say what I would like you to do right now?