Life Of Son Gohan-Chapter 3
Disclaimers: I don't own DBZ no matter how I dream of doing so. I'm gunna borrow the characters for a bit and make them do my bidding! MWHAHAHA!!! *cough* sorry, caffeine high! Have you ever tried blue slush mixed with green pixie-stix? I just did and I'm practically jumping off the walls. I hope you enjoy this next installment. (I decided to make Mari come in for just much time. He has a pourpose, I promaise!)
Special Thanks To:
Mistress of All Worlds- you helped me make up my mind about what I'm going to do to Hercule!
firegirl- your right, I did post the first chapter twice. I couldn't figure out how to upload another chapter and messed up about 3 times, lol.
Everyone- thanks so much for taking time out of your reading to review my story. It wouldn't mean as much to me if no one liked it.
*****
Gohan surprisingly was the first awake on this fine wednesday morning after he had a terrible nightmare of the Earth running out of food, so alas, he was sitting at the foot of the fridge safe guarding the precious treasure inside. Chi-Chi yawned as she prepared to make breakfast and when she almost tripped over her oldest son she screamed, causing a half asleep Goku stumble into the room to protect his family if need be. When he sawe his wife hitting Gohan with the frying pan he sighed and plopped in a chair looking on amused as Chi-Chi threatened never to cook for him again. Goten came through the door to his favorite room in the house rubbing his tired eyes and looking around until he saw his father, then he jumped on the older mans lap. Finally when the irate woman calmed down and once again prepared to make breakfast Gohan left towards the door, grabbing his bag on the way.
"Son Gohan where do you think your going?" Chi asked bewildered
"I''m not eating this morning. Bye mom!"
It's funny how just 5 little words can cause such an uproar. Chi-Chi let the stove catch fire and burned breakfast,Goku and Goten clung to each other crying about how Gohan went mad. Soon Chi-Chi broke down with them sobbing about a 'teenage delinquibt' for a son. About 5 minutes later they all calmed down and Chi-Chi got a glint in her eyes that suggested that they were in VERY deep trouble, but surprisingly she just left and locked herself in the storage room.
"Daddy, did mommy go mad to? I'm scared daddy!"
"I...Don't know Goten, I THINK there both okay but I can't say for sure...." Goku scrached the back of his head as his stomach growled. "Hehehehe, I guess I'm still hungry! CHIIIIII-CHIIIII!!!!"
But for some truely bizare reason or other Chi-Chi didn't come at her husbands call, instead she was rooting around in her old trunk for somethinng that she put there long ago..... Goku just shrugged and went over to Capsule corps for breakfast and a spar with Vegeta, Goten closely on his heels. Gohan sighed as he landed on the school roof, he knew it was going to be one of those days where anything could go wrong and probably would. About 30 seconds later Videls copter landed right next to him and almost fell out laughing.
"What's so funny Videl?" He asked perplexed, craneing his neck aroung to try and see the source of her giggles.
"N..Noth...Nothing!" she finally managed to choke out.
"Come on! I wanna laught tooooooo!" He whined in a chilish voice that just made her struggle to surpress her amusement harder.
"Lets go to school now Gohan, we'll be late for the carnival! I wanna win a penguin toy!" Videl had stars in her eyes at the though of a brand new penguin.
"Penguin toy......?" He looked at her strangely.
"Yup, I think penguin toys are realy cool looking." She explained blushing looking down at her shoes.
"Sure, penguins are awsome. So you want a new toy huh?" He asked
"Yeeeeaaaahhhh, I DO."
"Alrig---" The bell anouncing first period rang. They looked at each other and speed to the classroom just in time for the second warning bell.
"Took ya's long enough, what were ya doin'? Making out in a closet?" Sharpener asked not looking up from is book as they sat down. When he did he fell off his chair in fits of laughter.
"Just WHAT is so funny?" Gohan asked.
"Ohohohohoho nothing nerd-boy, sit down before you hurt yourself." Sharpener said between laughs.
"I think you're the one in danger of that." Gohan said
"HI RYO!!!!!!!!!" an over reactive redhead at the front of the class screamed out to one of the new school hunks.
"Hello magarita, how are you?" Dende/Ryo inquired.
"I'm peachy! And so's my lip gloss, wanna taste?" she said seductively.
"I think I'll pass......I like strawberry flavor stuff." He replied
'Ryo' walked up to his desk beside Gohan and sat down pulling out his binder for english. Gohan didn't trust this new guy, there was just SOMETHING about him that caused Gohan to be uneasy. It felt like when Chi- Chi plotted for grandchildren, or Goten and Trunks tried to take over the world or when dende played around with his life. DENDE! *I bet you any money that the little green pipsqueak is behind this......* Gohan thought suspiciously. In the seat beside him Dende/Ryo was sweating profusely shooting nervous looks in Gohans direction. *He CAN'T figure me out! Not now when I only have 3 days left! And if he does....I'm one dead namek!* Finally a destraction came in the sound of laughter from the other children in the classroom directed in Gohan's general direction. Dende smiled evilly.*On to stage two.Let the games begin!* The other students were all roaring with laughter in amusement, and the funniest thing was that Gohan didn't have a clue they were laughing at him! Just then the teacher walked in the room and settled them down, not with out snickering under his breath.
"Today class we have a very special visitor from Capsule Corperations here with us. He will be answering questions about the trip tommorow and will be joining in on Carnival day! Let's welcome Mr. Trunks Breifs (the older one everybody)!"
Gohan was in a state of shocked alarm. *Trunks can't come here! He'll ruin everything I worked for! A normal life, friends, nerdy-ness,well, maybe not nerdy-ness. ~there going to find out anyhow~ Um..what are you? ~your uh...concience! Yeah, concience! Uuum hum, yup thats me!~ Whatever. I guess I shouldn't care, there gonna find out at the tounament anyhow.* He sighed and looked towards the door waiting for it to open revealing his friend from the future. The door swung open and in came Mari in all his splender and glory. Girls stared at him with hearts in his eyes, that is until he caught site of Gohan and started rolling on the ground howling with laughter. Gohan chair scraped across the floor as he shot to his feet, it was then Dende and Trunks knew they were treading on thin ice with Gohan's Temper.
"OK! Thats IT! SOMEBODY better tell me what the hell is so funny before I MAKE them!" Gohan roared furiously.
Dende and Trunks nearly ran for the door to escape there 'friend', half the class nearly pissed them selves with fright, the other half was staring in shock that the school nery boy AGAIN got mad. That was twice in just two days! Videl was slightly scared at her friend/crushes temper.
"WELL!?"
Trunks quikly composed himself and looked at Gohan balefully. "Your clothes Gohan. Did you mom make you wear one of her 'cute' outfits again?" Trunks asked.
"Yeah, how did you EVER guess oh brilliant one?" Gohan asked sarcastically
"I donno, maybe because theres a teddy bear on your shirt?" Trunks replied with just as much sarcasm coating his words.
Gohan sighed, Trunks was right of course. What highschool student wore a teddybear shirt to class? The rest of the student body was watching in awe as they saw Son Gohan talking on first name basis with one of the smartest,handsomest, richest guys on the planet. Trunks just chuckled again taking in Gohan's whole appearance. He had on a bright orange long sleaved shirt with a big teddybear in the center and neon green pants. Takeing pity on the other boy trunks put his hand in his pocket and brought out his clothes capsule, tossing it to Gohan.
"Theres spare clothes in there buddy, me thinks you suffered enough for one day." Trunks said smirking.
Gohan nodded thankfully and through the capsule on the ground *POOF* and an outfit appeared on one of the desks. It was a white wifebeater and dark blue baggy jeans, a capsule corp. jacket was extra. Sharpener finally got over his shock and decided to open his big mouth.
"Nerd-boy don't have the muscles to pull off an out fit like that! He'll just embarrass himself when every one sees how puny and weak he is!"
".........Nerd-boy? No muscles? Puny!? WEAK!?!?!?!?" Trunks again surrendered to fits of laughter once again.
"Gohan!? Mind explaining whats happening here?" Videl growled.
"Uh...um...uh...let me get changed first!"
Gohan ran to the bathroom and changed his clothes as fast as he possibly could, not being able to contain his excitement about getting out of the God awful teddy shirt. When he walked out the room fell into silence at the site of him. Little geeky Gohan wasn't as little as they all thought. He had rippling mucles on his arms and the thin material of the shirt did nothing to disguise his defined chest. Trunks just snickered quietly in the background at his friends discomfort from being poked and prodded by everyone to see if his muscles were real. Dende was standing off at the side looking on in amusement as Gohan was chased all over by raving fan girls. *It will only get worse my friend, for nothing stands between me and my daiquiris!* The bell rang and everyone rushed out of the room to tell their friends about the strange and myserious events that had happened and to get ready for the carnival. Mari pulled Gohan aside to talk.
"This might be the only time I see you during my vist here but I promaise to come back again soon. Mom made me come and see you today in school, so sorry if I caused you any greif. *yeah right Gohan! Dende promased me a lifetime supply of martinies for this and I planned it all. Slipping that sattilite cell games fotage was mear accident and I just forgot to get it back.......* and I hope your day gets better."
Trunks turned around smirking to himself, but Gohan caught it.*As if I belived that load of crap! What does he take me for? My dad? I think not! I know that bugger was up to something, the son of Vegeta wouldn't be doing anything less. Oh well, everyone gunna know sooner or later I suppose.* He walked out of the class to catch up to Erasa, Videl and Sharpner so they could all go out to the fair together. When he seen the carnival he could only thiink one thing.
*Wow!*
*****
Authors Notes: There trunks is gone. I hope I satisfied both parties in the Mari debate (: P). I'll be putting the Carnival in the next chapter. Thank you for reading and please review.
+ what do you think of the two chibi's dressing up as carneys? + what do you think of a freak show with some of the z-senshi? + should I make Sharpener good/bad?
Disclaimers: I don't own DBZ no matter how I dream of doing so. I'm gunna borrow the characters for a bit and make them do my bidding! MWHAHAHA!!! *cough* sorry, caffeine high! Have you ever tried blue slush mixed with green pixie-stix? I just did and I'm practically jumping off the walls. I hope you enjoy this next installment. (I decided to make Mari come in for just much time. He has a pourpose, I promaise!)
Special Thanks To:
Mistress of All Worlds- you helped me make up my mind about what I'm going to do to Hercule!
firegirl- your right, I did post the first chapter twice. I couldn't figure out how to upload another chapter and messed up about 3 times, lol.
Everyone- thanks so much for taking time out of your reading to review my story. It wouldn't mean as much to me if no one liked it.
*****
Gohan surprisingly was the first awake on this fine wednesday morning after he had a terrible nightmare of the Earth running out of food, so alas, he was sitting at the foot of the fridge safe guarding the precious treasure inside. Chi-Chi yawned as she prepared to make breakfast and when she almost tripped over her oldest son she screamed, causing a half asleep Goku stumble into the room to protect his family if need be. When he sawe his wife hitting Gohan with the frying pan he sighed and plopped in a chair looking on amused as Chi-Chi threatened never to cook for him again. Goten came through the door to his favorite room in the house rubbing his tired eyes and looking around until he saw his father, then he jumped on the older mans lap. Finally when the irate woman calmed down and once again prepared to make breakfast Gohan left towards the door, grabbing his bag on the way.
"Son Gohan where do you think your going?" Chi asked bewildered
"I''m not eating this morning. Bye mom!"
It's funny how just 5 little words can cause such an uproar. Chi-Chi let the stove catch fire and burned breakfast,Goku and Goten clung to each other crying about how Gohan went mad. Soon Chi-Chi broke down with them sobbing about a 'teenage delinquibt' for a son. About 5 minutes later they all calmed down and Chi-Chi got a glint in her eyes that suggested that they were in VERY deep trouble, but surprisingly she just left and locked herself in the storage room.
"Daddy, did mommy go mad to? I'm scared daddy!"
"I...Don't know Goten, I THINK there both okay but I can't say for sure...." Goku scrached the back of his head as his stomach growled. "Hehehehe, I guess I'm still hungry! CHIIIIII-CHIIIII!!!!"
But for some truely bizare reason or other Chi-Chi didn't come at her husbands call, instead she was rooting around in her old trunk for somethinng that she put there long ago..... Goku just shrugged and went over to Capsule corps for breakfast and a spar with Vegeta, Goten closely on his heels. Gohan sighed as he landed on the school roof, he knew it was going to be one of those days where anything could go wrong and probably would. About 30 seconds later Videls copter landed right next to him and almost fell out laughing.
"What's so funny Videl?" He asked perplexed, craneing his neck aroung to try and see the source of her giggles.
"N..Noth...Nothing!" she finally managed to choke out.
"Come on! I wanna laught tooooooo!" He whined in a chilish voice that just made her struggle to surpress her amusement harder.
"Lets go to school now Gohan, we'll be late for the carnival! I wanna win a penguin toy!" Videl had stars in her eyes at the though of a brand new penguin.
"Penguin toy......?" He looked at her strangely.
"Yup, I think penguin toys are realy cool looking." She explained blushing looking down at her shoes.
"Sure, penguins are awsome. So you want a new toy huh?" He asked
"Yeeeeaaaahhhh, I DO."
"Alrig---" The bell anouncing first period rang. They looked at each other and speed to the classroom just in time for the second warning bell.
"Took ya's long enough, what were ya doin'? Making out in a closet?" Sharpener asked not looking up from is book as they sat down. When he did he fell off his chair in fits of laughter.
"Just WHAT is so funny?" Gohan asked.
"Ohohohohoho nothing nerd-boy, sit down before you hurt yourself." Sharpener said between laughs.
"I think you're the one in danger of that." Gohan said
"HI RYO!!!!!!!!!" an over reactive redhead at the front of the class screamed out to one of the new school hunks.
"Hello magarita, how are you?" Dende/Ryo inquired.
"I'm peachy! And so's my lip gloss, wanna taste?" she said seductively.
"I think I'll pass......I like strawberry flavor stuff." He replied
'Ryo' walked up to his desk beside Gohan and sat down pulling out his binder for english. Gohan didn't trust this new guy, there was just SOMETHING about him that caused Gohan to be uneasy. It felt like when Chi- Chi plotted for grandchildren, or Goten and Trunks tried to take over the world or when dende played around with his life. DENDE! *I bet you any money that the little green pipsqueak is behind this......* Gohan thought suspiciously. In the seat beside him Dende/Ryo was sweating profusely shooting nervous looks in Gohans direction. *He CAN'T figure me out! Not now when I only have 3 days left! And if he does....I'm one dead namek!* Finally a destraction came in the sound of laughter from the other children in the classroom directed in Gohan's general direction. Dende smiled evilly.*On to stage two.Let the games begin!* The other students were all roaring with laughter in amusement, and the funniest thing was that Gohan didn't have a clue they were laughing at him! Just then the teacher walked in the room and settled them down, not with out snickering under his breath.
"Today class we have a very special visitor from Capsule Corperations here with us. He will be answering questions about the trip tommorow and will be joining in on Carnival day! Let's welcome Mr. Trunks Breifs (the older one everybody)!"
Gohan was in a state of shocked alarm. *Trunks can't come here! He'll ruin everything I worked for! A normal life, friends, nerdy-ness,well, maybe not nerdy-ness. ~there going to find out anyhow~ Um..what are you? ~your uh...concience! Yeah, concience! Uuum hum, yup thats me!~ Whatever. I guess I shouldn't care, there gonna find out at the tounament anyhow.* He sighed and looked towards the door waiting for it to open revealing his friend from the future. The door swung open and in came Mari in all his splender and glory. Girls stared at him with hearts in his eyes, that is until he caught site of Gohan and started rolling on the ground howling with laughter. Gohan chair scraped across the floor as he shot to his feet, it was then Dende and Trunks knew they were treading on thin ice with Gohan's Temper.
"OK! Thats IT! SOMEBODY better tell me what the hell is so funny before I MAKE them!" Gohan roared furiously.
Dende and Trunks nearly ran for the door to escape there 'friend', half the class nearly pissed them selves with fright, the other half was staring in shock that the school nery boy AGAIN got mad. That was twice in just two days! Videl was slightly scared at her friend/crushes temper.
"WELL!?"
Trunks quikly composed himself and looked at Gohan balefully. "Your clothes Gohan. Did you mom make you wear one of her 'cute' outfits again?" Trunks asked.
"Yeah, how did you EVER guess oh brilliant one?" Gohan asked sarcastically
"I donno, maybe because theres a teddy bear on your shirt?" Trunks replied with just as much sarcasm coating his words.
Gohan sighed, Trunks was right of course. What highschool student wore a teddybear shirt to class? The rest of the student body was watching in awe as they saw Son Gohan talking on first name basis with one of the smartest,handsomest, richest guys on the planet. Trunks just chuckled again taking in Gohan's whole appearance. He had on a bright orange long sleaved shirt with a big teddybear in the center and neon green pants. Takeing pity on the other boy trunks put his hand in his pocket and brought out his clothes capsule, tossing it to Gohan.
"Theres spare clothes in there buddy, me thinks you suffered enough for one day." Trunks said smirking.
Gohan nodded thankfully and through the capsule on the ground *POOF* and an outfit appeared on one of the desks. It was a white wifebeater and dark blue baggy jeans, a capsule corp. jacket was extra. Sharpener finally got over his shock and decided to open his big mouth.
"Nerd-boy don't have the muscles to pull off an out fit like that! He'll just embarrass himself when every one sees how puny and weak he is!"
".........Nerd-boy? No muscles? Puny!? WEAK!?!?!?!?" Trunks again surrendered to fits of laughter once again.
"Gohan!? Mind explaining whats happening here?" Videl growled.
"Uh...um...uh...let me get changed first!"
Gohan ran to the bathroom and changed his clothes as fast as he possibly could, not being able to contain his excitement about getting out of the God awful teddy shirt. When he walked out the room fell into silence at the site of him. Little geeky Gohan wasn't as little as they all thought. He had rippling mucles on his arms and the thin material of the shirt did nothing to disguise his defined chest. Trunks just snickered quietly in the background at his friends discomfort from being poked and prodded by everyone to see if his muscles were real. Dende was standing off at the side looking on in amusement as Gohan was chased all over by raving fan girls. *It will only get worse my friend, for nothing stands between me and my daiquiris!* The bell rang and everyone rushed out of the room to tell their friends about the strange and myserious events that had happened and to get ready for the carnival. Mari pulled Gohan aside to talk.
"This might be the only time I see you during my vist here but I promaise to come back again soon. Mom made me come and see you today in school, so sorry if I caused you any greif. *yeah right Gohan! Dende promased me a lifetime supply of martinies for this and I planned it all. Slipping that sattilite cell games fotage was mear accident and I just forgot to get it back.......* and I hope your day gets better."
Trunks turned around smirking to himself, but Gohan caught it.*As if I belived that load of crap! What does he take me for? My dad? I think not! I know that bugger was up to something, the son of Vegeta wouldn't be doing anything less. Oh well, everyone gunna know sooner or later I suppose.* He walked out of the class to catch up to Erasa, Videl and Sharpner so they could all go out to the fair together. When he seen the carnival he could only thiink one thing.
*Wow!*
*****
Authors Notes: There trunks is gone. I hope I satisfied both parties in the Mari debate (: P). I'll be putting the Carnival in the next chapter. Thank you for reading and please review.
+ what do you think of the two chibi's dressing up as carneys? + what do you think of a freak show with some of the z-senshi? + should I make Sharpener good/bad?