The Life Of Son Gohan
Sorry this chapter is so late! I had to study for my literacy test and I wasn't allowed on the computer until after I wrote it. Thank you so much for reviewing my story, this chapter is dedicated to everyone who reviewed my story.
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"Wow" Was the only this Gohan could say about the splendour all around him. There were booths for games, cotton candy, other food and prizes. There was a huge platform with a large picture of Hercule doing his famous pose, and in front of that picture with a Mic. in his hand was the goofball himself. Gohan and Videl groaned, Erasa and Sharpner were jumping up and down excitedly and Ryo was snickering. *Oh yeah, this is going to be great! Now, if I just rig all these games and pull some strings with Hercule....yup.....OH!....hehehehehe.* Walking up to the platform with the rest of the students they waited for 'The Champ' to begin.
"YEAH! WHO'S THE CHAMP? NOT ME!"
Hercule clamped his hand over his mouth staring back at the student body who was staring at him in shocked silence It wouldn't be long before the silence was put to an end however, because Hercule was no longer in control of his mouth.
" I SUCK! MY AFRO'S STRANGE AND OUT OF DATE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT ME AND I'M CHEATING ON MY WIFE WITH A HOT STRAWBERRY BLOND BIMBO WITH PRETTY GREEN EYES! I'M NOT EVEN AS STRONG AS MY DAUGHTER! YEAH! THAT'S THE TRUTH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hercule looked mortified with his words and was about to faint when the announcer guy pried the mic. from his hands and turned to address the students of Orange Star High.
" WHAT A JOKER! Your to modest and we all know how much you love your family. Why don't you all go play game and do other carnival games now!"
The students slowly started to dissipate but one figure was left on the ground rolling around with helpless laughter. The two smaller people started to walk away from the crazed man pretending they didn't know him, they had a lot of practice so it wasn't that hard. Once the man had composed himself enough he went searching for the two chibi's he had lost.
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Gohan,Videl, Sharpner, Erasa and Ryo were walking along the pathway between the booths munching on cotton candy and talking animatedly when a booth caught Videls eye. It was a green painted booth with penguins lined up inside it and handing from the roof. Squealing excitedly like a 5 year old she carted Gohan over by the arm so she could play. Some how they ended up with linked arms after the candy booth but neither bothered to unhook themselves. The game they had to play to get a penguin stuffie was to knock over 5 cans with 3 balls. Everyone knew that it was impossible to win at this game because the cans were glued together and to the stand they were on, but they played anyway hoping to unstick them. Videl haded the man a few zeni so she could play, wound up her arm and let the first one fly. They didn't even wobble. Second one was let lose, barely moved them. third ones the charm right? wrong. It wobbled.
" No new penguins this year. oh well, there's always the department store." Videl sighed.
She tried to guide Gohan back to their friends but couldn't move him. He was staring at the game with a weird expression on his face. He handed the carney a few zeni and accepted one of the three balls, saying he wouldn't need the rest. He carelessly through the ball at the cans and in what seemed like slow motion (but was really only Dende messing with the time space continuum) Videl watched all the cans clatter to the floor. The carney was laughing no longer as he handed the Giant penguin Videl was after to Gohan, but he wouldn't take it. Instead he gave it to the girl on his arm.
"Gohan! how did you do it when I couldn't? thank you sooooo much! I'll even name him after you! Gohan Jr., how's that sound? yes, it'll have to do."
The was a scream and the pair turned towards a large crowd gathered around the food court, looked at each other and jogged over to see the source of the commotion. A short man with giant hair like fire was beating on two young kids who had apparently stolen his last 50 hamburgers. Videl stepped out of the crowd to stop this injustice. How could those poor chibi's stand a chance against that full grown man?
"Hey you! Stop it right now! I'm taking you into the station for child abuse. I mean it shortie! stop!"
Gohan's jaw dropped. NO ONE called Vegeta, Prince of all Sayjin's short and got away with their lives. He rushed over to Videl and stood in front of her to take the punch Vegeta delivered. It was very weak by his standards but it would kill anyone else, it was a good thing he stopped it or Videl would be dead. Gohan let out a loud growl to tell Vegeta to back off. Vegeta wasn't fool enough to pick a fight with Gohan, especially when he got mad, and boy was he mad.
"and just WHAT do you think YOUR doing here Vegeta? you know your not allowed near human gatherings since that time we all went to the beach. " Gohan said.
"I can go anywhere I very well please to go BRAT. now step aside, she's mine!" Vegeta said.
" No, she's MINE so back off!" Gohan warned him.
"but...but she called me short!" Vegeta wined.
Getting a death glare to rival his own Vegeta quickly grabbed the kids and took off back to Capsule Corps. as fast as sayjinly possible, which as we all know is past the speed of sound. Gohan turned around to face a very angry Videl. *why is she mad? I just SAVED HER LIFE! She should be thanking me on bended knee!*
" Why'd ya do that huh? think I'm too weak to handle it on my own? you let him get away Gohan! And what's this about me being YOUR'S!? I belong to noone!" Videl screeched.
*can you ever tell those two will be married! She even has the harpy voice and cooking talents to control him, and I'll bet a few of my vodka bottles that she would pack a good hit with the frying pan!* Ryo was watching them argue with a wicked little smirk on his face as Videl wrestled Gohan to the ground still yelling. and it was just a 'Coincidence' that a teacher just 'happened' to pass by and take them to the principals office for showing affection in public like that. When they finally got out of there the carnival was over and everyone had gone home.
"Bye Videl." Gohan sighed.
"Later Gohan."
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"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled
"What now woman! I'm trying to train!" He roared back through the screen in the GR.
"Well i just got the most interesting piece of information from launch, who was told by 18, who was told by Chi-Chi, who was told by Goku, who was told by Gohan. It SEEMS my dear husband that you took Trunks and Goten to a fair today." Bulma said calmly, sweetly and serenely. But Vegeta knew that this was the calm before the storm. she always did this when she was truly mad at him, so basically, he was dead meat.
"You know gossip can be very deceiving woman." He said carefully."
"It can" she agreed "But it was confirmed on the 5 o'clock news! you were seen beating on two children by all of Satan City you idiot!" She screamed.
"They took my food........" He said indignantly. "that injustice had to be taken care of! and it would have to if Gohan's Harpy hadn't told me off for it."
"And you listened?" She asked sarcastically.
"Of course not. she called me short and when I went to kill her *SLAP* Gohan stood in front of her and took the hit. He growled at me and told me to back off because she was his, and even I'M not brave enough to mess with an angry Gohan women. you'd have to be CRAZY!" He continued to rub his head where Bulma had slapped it.
"be that as it may, you get to sleep on the couch for a week and eat MY cooking" She declared to a horrified Sayjin prince.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Chi-Chi sat quietly humming to herself as she sat sewing the final touches to her new fighting gi. It was a soft thin silver material that she was attaching to the inside of her gi. This material allowed her to move as if she was wearing nothing at all and it absorbed all her ki and channelled it back into her so she wouldn't get tired very fast against Goku. Oh she knew she would lose to her husband, but why not go down fighting right? Her mother had given her the cloth so she could fight better against a tough opponent, oh how she missed her mother. She was the one who taught her that wielding a frying pan was the only way to control a husband who was a martial artist. A tip she passed onto Bulma and soon,Videl. Her eyes misted over as she thought of all the beautiful grandchildren Gohan and Videl would make.
::Chi? please come out of there, your scaring Goten and I'm getting worried:: Goku telepathed.
::I'm busy Goku dear, I WILL win that tournament!::
::What exactly are you doing in there anyways Chi-chan?::
::Something.::
::I'll break down the door and come in there for you if you don't come out. I''m being completely serious Chi-Chi!:: He warned.
::Do it and you'll see what happens Goku! just you try it and you'll get it good!!!::
::Fine::
She thought that was the end of it and put her things back in her trunk except the sewing kit which she put on the shelf above her chair. Just as she was about to reach down and leave the door was kicked in rather forcefully, making her wobble and the whole house shake. Gohan took Goten out to play when he sensed his parents impending argument. Sure enough, the distant sounds of yelling filled his ears and he moved further out of range. If today was any indication for the rest of the week, he was basically screwed
***** I hope you liked this next chapter and I apologize once again for the lateness. I thought I should put the other sayjin couples in it for fun. Please leave a review if you have time. everything is accepted, even flames if you want to leave them. Constructive criticism would be nicer though.
Moonlight blossoms
Sorry this chapter is so late! I had to study for my literacy test and I wasn't allowed on the computer until after I wrote it. Thank you so much for reviewing my story, this chapter is dedicated to everyone who reviewed my story.
*****
"Wow" Was the only this Gohan could say about the splendour all around him. There were booths for games, cotton candy, other food and prizes. There was a huge platform with a large picture of Hercule doing his famous pose, and in front of that picture with a Mic. in his hand was the goofball himself. Gohan and Videl groaned, Erasa and Sharpner were jumping up and down excitedly and Ryo was snickering. *Oh yeah, this is going to be great! Now, if I just rig all these games and pull some strings with Hercule....yup.....OH!....hehehehehe.* Walking up to the platform with the rest of the students they waited for 'The Champ' to begin.
"YEAH! WHO'S THE CHAMP? NOT ME!"
Hercule clamped his hand over his mouth staring back at the student body who was staring at him in shocked silence It wouldn't be long before the silence was put to an end however, because Hercule was no longer in control of his mouth.
" I SUCK! MY AFRO'S STRANGE AND OUT OF DATE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT ME AND I'M CHEATING ON MY WIFE WITH A HOT STRAWBERRY BLOND BIMBO WITH PRETTY GREEN EYES! I'M NOT EVEN AS STRONG AS MY DAUGHTER! YEAH! THAT'S THE TRUTH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hercule looked mortified with his words and was about to faint when the announcer guy pried the mic. from his hands and turned to address the students of Orange Star High.
" WHAT A JOKER! Your to modest and we all know how much you love your family. Why don't you all go play game and do other carnival games now!"
The students slowly started to dissipate but one figure was left on the ground rolling around with helpless laughter. The two smaller people started to walk away from the crazed man pretending they didn't know him, they had a lot of practice so it wasn't that hard. Once the man had composed himself enough he went searching for the two chibi's he had lost.
*****
Gohan,Videl, Sharpner, Erasa and Ryo were walking along the pathway between the booths munching on cotton candy and talking animatedly when a booth caught Videls eye. It was a green painted booth with penguins lined up inside it and handing from the roof. Squealing excitedly like a 5 year old she carted Gohan over by the arm so she could play. Some how they ended up with linked arms after the candy booth but neither bothered to unhook themselves. The game they had to play to get a penguin stuffie was to knock over 5 cans with 3 balls. Everyone knew that it was impossible to win at this game because the cans were glued together and to the stand they were on, but they played anyway hoping to unstick them. Videl haded the man a few zeni so she could play, wound up her arm and let the first one fly. They didn't even wobble. Second one was let lose, barely moved them. third ones the charm right? wrong. It wobbled.
" No new penguins this year. oh well, there's always the department store." Videl sighed.
She tried to guide Gohan back to their friends but couldn't move him. He was staring at the game with a weird expression on his face. He handed the carney a few zeni and accepted one of the three balls, saying he wouldn't need the rest. He carelessly through the ball at the cans and in what seemed like slow motion (but was really only Dende messing with the time space continuum) Videl watched all the cans clatter to the floor. The carney was laughing no longer as he handed the Giant penguin Videl was after to Gohan, but he wouldn't take it. Instead he gave it to the girl on his arm.
"Gohan! how did you do it when I couldn't? thank you sooooo much! I'll even name him after you! Gohan Jr., how's that sound? yes, it'll have to do."
The was a scream and the pair turned towards a large crowd gathered around the food court, looked at each other and jogged over to see the source of the commotion. A short man with giant hair like fire was beating on two young kids who had apparently stolen his last 50 hamburgers. Videl stepped out of the crowd to stop this injustice. How could those poor chibi's stand a chance against that full grown man?
"Hey you! Stop it right now! I'm taking you into the station for child abuse. I mean it shortie! stop!"
Gohan's jaw dropped. NO ONE called Vegeta, Prince of all Sayjin's short and got away with their lives. He rushed over to Videl and stood in front of her to take the punch Vegeta delivered. It was very weak by his standards but it would kill anyone else, it was a good thing he stopped it or Videl would be dead. Gohan let out a loud growl to tell Vegeta to back off. Vegeta wasn't fool enough to pick a fight with Gohan, especially when he got mad, and boy was he mad.
"and just WHAT do you think YOUR doing here Vegeta? you know your not allowed near human gatherings since that time we all went to the beach. " Gohan said.
"I can go anywhere I very well please to go BRAT. now step aside, she's mine!" Vegeta said.
" No, she's MINE so back off!" Gohan warned him.
"but...but she called me short!" Vegeta wined.
Getting a death glare to rival his own Vegeta quickly grabbed the kids and took off back to Capsule Corps. as fast as sayjinly possible, which as we all know is past the speed of sound. Gohan turned around to face a very angry Videl. *why is she mad? I just SAVED HER LIFE! She should be thanking me on bended knee!*
" Why'd ya do that huh? think I'm too weak to handle it on my own? you let him get away Gohan! And what's this about me being YOUR'S!? I belong to noone!" Videl screeched.
*can you ever tell those two will be married! She even has the harpy voice and cooking talents to control him, and I'll bet a few of my vodka bottles that she would pack a good hit with the frying pan!* Ryo was watching them argue with a wicked little smirk on his face as Videl wrestled Gohan to the ground still yelling. and it was just a 'Coincidence' that a teacher just 'happened' to pass by and take them to the principals office for showing affection in public like that. When they finally got out of there the carnival was over and everyone had gone home.
"Bye Videl." Gohan sighed.
"Later Gohan."
*****
"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled
"What now woman! I'm trying to train!" He roared back through the screen in the GR.
"Well i just got the most interesting piece of information from launch, who was told by 18, who was told by Chi-Chi, who was told by Goku, who was told by Gohan. It SEEMS my dear husband that you took Trunks and Goten to a fair today." Bulma said calmly, sweetly and serenely. But Vegeta knew that this was the calm before the storm. she always did this when she was truly mad at him, so basically, he was dead meat.
"You know gossip can be very deceiving woman." He said carefully."
"It can" she agreed "But it was confirmed on the 5 o'clock news! you were seen beating on two children by all of Satan City you idiot!" She screamed.
"They took my food........" He said indignantly. "that injustice had to be taken care of! and it would have to if Gohan's Harpy hadn't told me off for it."
"And you listened?" She asked sarcastically.
"Of course not. she called me short and when I went to kill her *SLAP* Gohan stood in front of her and took the hit. He growled at me and told me to back off because she was his, and even I'M not brave enough to mess with an angry Gohan women. you'd have to be CRAZY!" He continued to rub his head where Bulma had slapped it.
"be that as it may, you get to sleep on the couch for a week and eat MY cooking" She declared to a horrified Sayjin prince.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*****
Chi-Chi sat quietly humming to herself as she sat sewing the final touches to her new fighting gi. It was a soft thin silver material that she was attaching to the inside of her gi. This material allowed her to move as if she was wearing nothing at all and it absorbed all her ki and channelled it back into her so she wouldn't get tired very fast against Goku. Oh she knew she would lose to her husband, but why not go down fighting right? Her mother had given her the cloth so she could fight better against a tough opponent, oh how she missed her mother. She was the one who taught her that wielding a frying pan was the only way to control a husband who was a martial artist. A tip she passed onto Bulma and soon,Videl. Her eyes misted over as she thought of all the beautiful grandchildren Gohan and Videl would make.
::Chi? please come out of there, your scaring Goten and I'm getting worried:: Goku telepathed.
::I'm busy Goku dear, I WILL win that tournament!::
::What exactly are you doing in there anyways Chi-chan?::
::Something.::
::I'll break down the door and come in there for you if you don't come out. I''m being completely serious Chi-Chi!:: He warned.
::Do it and you'll see what happens Goku! just you try it and you'll get it good!!!::
::Fine::
She thought that was the end of it and put her things back in her trunk except the sewing kit which she put on the shelf above her chair. Just as she was about to reach down and leave the door was kicked in rather forcefully, making her wobble and the whole house shake. Gohan took Goten out to play when he sensed his parents impending argument. Sure enough, the distant sounds of yelling filled his ears and he moved further out of range. If today was any indication for the rest of the week, he was basically screwed
***** I hope you liked this next chapter and I apologize once again for the lateness. I thought I should put the other sayjin couples in it for fun. Please leave a review if you have time. everything is accepted, even flames if you want to leave them. Constructive criticism would be nicer though.
Moonlight blossoms