Hello and welcome to the show first the disclaimer. I do not own the Tirgun
sires or anybody in despite my best efforts. I do however own my self and
Jet despite the devil's best efforts (Devil-Dam It). Now that all that
crap is out of the way on to the show. (Jet- Hay wait a minute you don't
own me!, Kain- Yes I do look at the contract., Jet- ahh SHIT you do., Kain-
ha ha ha!!.)
The show starts with a big round semi tall man dressed in black walking in front of the camera and behind a bar. The land is a desert wasteland and yet the city is lively you can tell because everybody is trying to get in front of the camera.
Man in black- Hello, I'm your host Kain D. Wolfwood and this is "On location". For this week we will be in the Trigun world getting the inside look at the drama of Vash and the cast.
Kain goes into the bar, pushing kids out of the way. Inside the bar Kain looks around and nobody's there. A look of surprise is on his face and looks into the camera.
Kain- What the hell? Where the (beep) is Vash? Oh man, the first show and our guest is no where to be seen.
Camera man- Yo you should watch your mouth man, you know kids are outside, right?
Kain- Oh shut up Jet.... Are we in the right place?
Jet- yes.
Kain- Humm... I gust you can turn off the camera then. Until Vash shows up anyway... I'm going have a drink.
Jet- are you sure you want to do that? You know how you get when you are drunk.
Kain- How do you mean, Guy I pay?
Jet- never mind.
Kain- Hay barkeep the cheapest drink you got.
The barkeep comes in with a red coat that looks vary similar to Vash's and has bud light in his hand. Hay wait a minute it is Vash!!!
Vash- here you go, mister.
Kain- what the hell is this? Vash, what are you doing?
Vash- working to pay off this tab. Hay wait do I know you?
Kain- Not yet. Hay Jet you got that? Jet- every word.
Kain- good, OK let's get this show on the road.
(Vash blushes and have a "what the hell is going on" look on his face.)
Vash- What show?
Kain- The show you agreed to do over the phone call last night.
Vash- Oh last night I don't remember too much about that?
Jet- you did sound kind of trashed last night.
Kain- Ya well what are you going to do? As they say the show must go on.
Vash- but I'm not ready.
Kain- So.
Vash- I can't be interviewed looking like this.
Kain- your problem not mine.
Jet- you look the same as you do in the show.
Vash- ya but this is my pay off my tab coat.
Kain and Jet- What?
Vash- you don't think I only have one coat.
Kain and Jet- Yes. -_- -_-
Vash- Well I don't.
Kain- Fine well wait tell tomorrow. Come on Jet let's get to the hotel.
Jet and Kain get up and leaves the bar door and Kain turns around and looks right at Vash.
Kain- Tomorrow have your interview jacket on OK.
Kain and Jet leaves and five minuets later Vash relays something.
Vash- Hay he didn't pay for his drink! Oh man this the fifth time today. _
The show starts with a big round semi tall man dressed in black walking in front of the camera and behind a bar. The land is a desert wasteland and yet the city is lively you can tell because everybody is trying to get in front of the camera.
Man in black- Hello, I'm your host Kain D. Wolfwood and this is "On location". For this week we will be in the Trigun world getting the inside look at the drama of Vash and the cast.
Kain goes into the bar, pushing kids out of the way. Inside the bar Kain looks around and nobody's there. A look of surprise is on his face and looks into the camera.
Kain- What the hell? Where the (beep) is Vash? Oh man, the first show and our guest is no where to be seen.
Camera man- Yo you should watch your mouth man, you know kids are outside, right?
Kain- Oh shut up Jet.... Are we in the right place?
Jet- yes.
Kain- Humm... I gust you can turn off the camera then. Until Vash shows up anyway... I'm going have a drink.
Jet- are you sure you want to do that? You know how you get when you are drunk.
Kain- How do you mean, Guy I pay?
Jet- never mind.
Kain- Hay barkeep the cheapest drink you got.
The barkeep comes in with a red coat that looks vary similar to Vash's and has bud light in his hand. Hay wait a minute it is Vash!!!
Vash- here you go, mister.
Kain- what the hell is this? Vash, what are you doing?
Vash- working to pay off this tab. Hay wait do I know you?
Kain- Not yet. Hay Jet you got that? Jet- every word.
Kain- good, OK let's get this show on the road.
(Vash blushes and have a "what the hell is going on" look on his face.)
Vash- What show?
Kain- The show you agreed to do over the phone call last night.
Vash- Oh last night I don't remember too much about that?
Jet- you did sound kind of trashed last night.
Kain- Ya well what are you going to do? As they say the show must go on.
Vash- but I'm not ready.
Kain- So.
Vash- I can't be interviewed looking like this.
Kain- your problem not mine.
Jet- you look the same as you do in the show.
Vash- ya but this is my pay off my tab coat.
Kain and Jet- What?
Vash- you don't think I only have one coat.
Kain and Jet- Yes. -_- -_-
Vash- Well I don't.
Kain- Fine well wait tell tomorrow. Come on Jet let's get to the hotel.
Jet and Kain get up and leaves the bar door and Kain turns around and looks right at Vash.
Kain- Tomorrow have your interview jacket on OK.
Kain and Jet leaves and five minuets later Vash relays something.
Vash- Hay he didn't pay for his drink! Oh man this the fifth time today. _