Kain- Welcome back faithful readers! The last episode I (Kain) and my
cameraman (Jet the ass) were on a mission to see Vash the Stampede.
Unfortunately he was not able to talk to us.
Jet- Yeah, and I'm not an ass, you fat bastard.
Kain- Eat me, anyway, back to the show. We are here in the Holiday Inn in the Tirgun world. Today's episode was supposed to have Nicholas D. Wolfwood, but because of circumstances beyond are control we are doing both.
(I do not own the Holiday Inn.)
Jet- Yeah, and by circumstances beyond are control he means Vash got trashed and had to pay off a tab.
Kain- Thanks Jet for being PROFFESSIONAL about it.
Jet- No prob, don't you think we should get to the bar.
Kain- Yeah you're right, lets go.
Kain and Jet get both their shit together and leaves the hotel. As they leave the front door Milly and Meryl stop them.
Milly- Hello
Jet- Hello
Kain- Get out of my way, giant.
Meryl- Hay don't be such... such a meanee.
Kain- you're right, please get the hell out of my way giant and please tell the bitch next to you to go on all fours and EAT ME!
Jet- Hey man, don't be such an asshole, don't you know who these two are?
Kain- You can eat me too, and I think the question iciest WHO, but WHAT are these two?
Jet- These two are Meryl and Milly, the two females that are "involved" with the two guys we are interviewing.
Kain- Yeah so?...
Jet- Well, aren't we going to talk to them too?
Kain- Hell no. Why the hell would we want to talk these two to find out who has the best the has the best car insurance? I thank we both know that GEICKO.
(I do not own Geicko either, Geicko- Thank God.)
Jet- No, but they can tell us about how "involved" they were.
Kain- What do mean?
Jet- You know "INVOLED". _0
Kain-....... 0_0
Meryl- He means sex, you moron.
Milly- Oh my!
Kain- Woo you mean love hugs.
Meryl, Jet, and Milly- ... 0_0 Love hugs?
Kain- Yeah love hags, You know when a mommy and daddy...
Meryl- 0_0
Milly- 0_0
Jet- -_- (Blushing.)
Kain- Ah nevermind that, anywho do you really think they would talk about their sex lives with us?
Jet- Good point. Let's get to the bar before we are late.
Kain- OK lets go. (Looks to Milly and Meryl) Thanks for wasting my precious time.
Kain and Jet move out of Milly and Meryl's way and head for the bar. Meryl at this point is red with rage and embarrassment and finally she blurts something out.
Meryl- IT HOOKS TO THE LEFT!!!
Milly- Oh My!
Kain and Jet stop in their tracks
Kain and Jet- 0_0 (Blushing)
Meryl and Milly- 0_0 (Blushing)
Meryl- I mean.... you Know....hehehe (even redder then before.)
Jet- Can you say that again this time into the lens.
Milly- Oh My!
Kain- (Looking to Jet) sorry, when you're right, you're right.
Jet- That's OK we better take advantage of this.
Milly- That's what the Preacher say to me before the night he got shot.
Kain- This is gold tell us more more!!!
Meanwhile at the bar Vash and Wolfwood sits and waits for our two heroes.
Vash- Where can they be? They said they would be here by 12:00 it's already 1:26.
Wolfwood- (drunk off his ass) Maybe they are trying to teach you a lesson.
Vash- Woo, don't you think its too early to be drunk? What kind of preacher are you?
Wolfwood- Hey I'm not drunk yet!
Vash- That's it, I'm cutting you off, barkeep no mare please.
Wolfwood- You bastard, I'm... I'm going to hart you (Wolfwood tries to hit Vash but falls out of his chair and falls a sleep instead.)
Vash- you are just making yourself look bad.
Wolfwood- (wakes up) FUCK YOU!
Vash- Hey, watch your mouth.
Wolfwood falls back to sleep, and are two heroes are just finishing the interview with the girls in front of the hotel.
Milly-...Oh he also likes to pull my hair to.
Kain- Damn! What a sick fuck.
Jet- And I thought Vash was the sickey.
Kain- well now I have some new questions to ask both Vash and Wolfwood.
Jet- Oh shit we got to get to the bar they are still waiting for us.
Kain- Well thanks for your time we have to leave.
Both Kain and Jet finally leave to go to the bar. Will they met them in the bar, or will our heroes be sidetracked again? Who can say, the only way to find out is to read the next chapter.
Jet- Yeah, and I'm not an ass, you fat bastard.
Kain- Eat me, anyway, back to the show. We are here in the Holiday Inn in the Tirgun world. Today's episode was supposed to have Nicholas D. Wolfwood, but because of circumstances beyond are control we are doing both.
(I do not own the Holiday Inn.)
Jet- Yeah, and by circumstances beyond are control he means Vash got trashed and had to pay off a tab.
Kain- Thanks Jet for being PROFFESSIONAL about it.
Jet- No prob, don't you think we should get to the bar.
Kain- Yeah you're right, lets go.
Kain and Jet get both their shit together and leaves the hotel. As they leave the front door Milly and Meryl stop them.
Milly- Hello
Jet- Hello
Kain- Get out of my way, giant.
Meryl- Hay don't be such... such a meanee.
Kain- you're right, please get the hell out of my way giant and please tell the bitch next to you to go on all fours and EAT ME!
Jet- Hey man, don't be such an asshole, don't you know who these two are?
Kain- You can eat me too, and I think the question iciest WHO, but WHAT are these two?
Jet- These two are Meryl and Milly, the two females that are "involved" with the two guys we are interviewing.
Kain- Yeah so?...
Jet- Well, aren't we going to talk to them too?
Kain- Hell no. Why the hell would we want to talk these two to find out who has the best the has the best car insurance? I thank we both know that GEICKO.
(I do not own Geicko either, Geicko- Thank God.)
Jet- No, but they can tell us about how "involved" they were.
Kain- What do mean?
Jet- You know "INVOLED". _0
Kain-....... 0_0
Meryl- He means sex, you moron.
Milly- Oh my!
Kain- Woo you mean love hugs.
Meryl, Jet, and Milly- ... 0_0 Love hugs?
Kain- Yeah love hags, You know when a mommy and daddy...
Meryl- 0_0
Milly- 0_0
Jet- -_- (Blushing.)
Kain- Ah nevermind that, anywho do you really think they would talk about their sex lives with us?
Jet- Good point. Let's get to the bar before we are late.
Kain- OK lets go. (Looks to Milly and Meryl) Thanks for wasting my precious time.
Kain and Jet move out of Milly and Meryl's way and head for the bar. Meryl at this point is red with rage and embarrassment and finally she blurts something out.
Meryl- IT HOOKS TO THE LEFT!!!
Milly- Oh My!
Kain and Jet stop in their tracks
Kain and Jet- 0_0 (Blushing)
Meryl and Milly- 0_0 (Blushing)
Meryl- I mean.... you Know....hehehe (even redder then before.)
Jet- Can you say that again this time into the lens.
Milly- Oh My!
Kain- (Looking to Jet) sorry, when you're right, you're right.
Jet- That's OK we better take advantage of this.
Milly- That's what the Preacher say to me before the night he got shot.
Kain- This is gold tell us more more!!!
Meanwhile at the bar Vash and Wolfwood sits and waits for our two heroes.
Vash- Where can they be? They said they would be here by 12:00 it's already 1:26.
Wolfwood- (drunk off his ass) Maybe they are trying to teach you a lesson.
Vash- Woo, don't you think its too early to be drunk? What kind of preacher are you?
Wolfwood- Hey I'm not drunk yet!
Vash- That's it, I'm cutting you off, barkeep no mare please.
Wolfwood- You bastard, I'm... I'm going to hart you (Wolfwood tries to hit Vash but falls out of his chair and falls a sleep instead.)
Vash- you are just making yourself look bad.
Wolfwood- (wakes up) FUCK YOU!
Vash- Hey, watch your mouth.
Wolfwood falls back to sleep, and are two heroes are just finishing the interview with the girls in front of the hotel.
Milly-...Oh he also likes to pull my hair to.
Kain- Damn! What a sick fuck.
Jet- And I thought Vash was the sickey.
Kain- well now I have some new questions to ask both Vash and Wolfwood.
Jet- Oh shit we got to get to the bar they are still waiting for us.
Kain- Well thanks for your time we have to leave.
Both Kain and Jet finally leave to go to the bar. Will they met them in the bar, or will our heroes be sidetracked again? Who can say, the only way to find out is to read the next chapter.