Hello my faithful readers and welcome back to "on Location". Sorry it took
me so long to update I was working on the YYH story "The Spirit World Gym".
You should check it out when you have time everybody who read it loved it
except ONE person. Anyway I been having a real problem finding out how I
should start today's show so if I get bad reviews I probably will change
it. OK now that that's over on with the show!
We see our Hero Kain in what looks to be a sound stage. He is setting in one of those directors chair and there is a TV behind him with naked Gi- Joe's on top it.
Kain- Welcome to the show folks. I have some bad news for you today. Today's is the last Trigun show... I know, I know this makes all you at home very sad. But before I get into that you all must be wandering where the hell is Jet. Well Jet had...mum... How should I put this? Ahhhh... He had relations with Dominique and, now is getting Penicillin shot to rid of his drippy dong. He he he. That's what that bastered gets for fucken that walken bio hazard bitch.
Person behind the camera- Can you wrap this up? We need to get on with the show.
Kain- OK fine! Gezzzz. Today before we start our short interview with Knives. Short because he's a psycho and some of the shit he said and did wasn't allowed on TV or Fan Fiction. We thought that we show you the search for a part time cameraman. (turns around to the TV and grabs some popcorn for a stage hand) Let's roll them.
The TV turns on and we see Kain and a guy in the suit. They are both setting in front of them are a table with papers on them. The guy in the suit picks up a piece of paper and reads it. Kain turns to the camera and begins to speak.
Kain- Hello folks and welcome to the part time cameraman search. Next to me is Bob, our boss, the producer. Right Bob?
Bob- Yes.
Kain- Bob the man of many words. Right Bob?
Bob- Yes.
Kain- OK now the intro.'s are out of the way. Who's the first cameraman and co-host.
Bob- Zenigata.
Kain- ZENIGATA! The cop guy in Lupin the 3erd. Oh god this is going to be entertaining.
A very old Zenigata roles in the room in his wheel chair.
Kain- (slaps his hand on his face) {sighs} Your to o...
Bob- (cuts him off by putting his hand over Kains mouth) Ahhhh please go on. (Whisper's to Kain) You can't say that he can sue us.
Kain- (moves Bobs hand) FINE! Do you know how to work a camera?
Zenigata- What?
Kain- DO YOU HOW TO WORK A CAMERA?
Zenigata- What? Hay, who are you? Where am I? Where the hell is Lupin?
Kain- (with an odd look on his face) He went that way? (Pointing to the door)
The screen cuts off and back.
Kain- Who's next?
Bob- Vicious
Kain- Wow Cowboy Bebop's Vicious COOL!
Bob- No just a guy who happens to have the same name.
Kain- Oh!
Bob- Bring him in.
A fat guy with a sword and dressed up as Cowboy Bebop's Vicious.
Kain- Ahhhhh... It's a phyco Anime fan. Get the hell outa here!
Vicious- What? I'm not a psycho fan!
Kain- Who's next?
Vicious- Hay, am still here you know?
Bob- It's Hellsings Arucard.
Vicious- Really cool! (he turns around and becomes a fat Arucard like magic)
Arucard walks in the room. He see's the phyco Anima fan and jumps on him violently.
Kain- HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!
Anima psycho- OH GOD HELP ME! KAIN SAVE ME DAMN IT!
Kain- Hahahaha FUCK YOU Hahahaha!
Bob- I think we should leave.
Kain- Why the hell should we leave? Look it's getting to the good part.
The Anima psycho fan's leg is thrown across the room and hits Bob in the face.
Bob- (whipping the blood off his face) He might come for us next.
Kain- Good point lead the way.
The screen is cut off and the TV goes off.
Kain- Well after that we decided that Bob was a good enough cameraman. Right Bob?
Bob- Yes.
Kain- For co-host we used Legato. Legato is not here because he is with Knives... (Puts head down)
Bob- (sarcastically) He left ya huh?
Kain- SHUT UP BO... Ahhh stop it Bob you'll never replace Jet.
Bob- I had to try.
Kain- Nice try but, Jet and me just know each other longer. So its funnier coming from him.
Bob-...
Kain- Whatever on with the Knives interview.
The TV comes back on and we see Kain and Legato walking down a narrow hallway.
Kain- Welcome to the show folks today well be interviewing Knives here at New July mental institute.
Legato- Why is he here?
Kain- Because his psycho.
Legato- ...
They both stop at room 666.
Kain- Wow... I hope this is not a sign.
They open the door and see Knives laying on the bed and, is drugged up to the eyeballs.
Kain- Hay, Knives?
Knives- ... TH..THE...THE FISH DID IT!...
Kain- Maybe we should wait until he stops seeing the fish?
Five hours later.
Kain- ZZZZZZZZZZ
Legato- Wake up.
Kain- ZZZZ... Huh what? I'm not gay put on your clothes fagget...
Legato- ... Wake Up MASTER!
Kain- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Knives- WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?!
Legato- (Facing Knives) Sorry I had to wake him some how.
Kain- Whatever lets get the show on the road.
Knives- Good idea! FUCKING HUMAN!
Kain- Hay, calm down man.
Knives- NO ALL YOU FUCKEN HUMANS DESERVES TO EAT MY (BEEP) (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) AND (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) YOUR NOT EVEN (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) YOU AND VASH AND YOUR GOD DAMN TEDDY BEARS CAN (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) ME! ASSHOLE
Kain- DAMN IT MAN! WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Knives- NO FUCK YOU (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) MONKEY!
Kain- OK lets just get this over with. First how do you feel about Trigun?
Knives- (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) THATS WHAT I THANK ABOUT FUCKEN TRIGUN!
Kain- (sighs) Do you think they portrait you correctly?
Knives- No because am really caring and loving to all living things.
Kain- ... Really?...
Knives- NO YOU (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) ASSHOLE, SHIT EATING (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) GODDAMN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, OH WAIT I KNOW (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) THAT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU RIGHT? RIGHT?... ANWSER ME ASSHOLE (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Kain- No... I think we should leave Bob.
Bob- Ya your propel right.
Kain- Come on Legato.
Legato- NO.
Kain- What?
Legato- You are an ASSHOLE and I miss Knives. So I'm staying.
Kain- OK lets go.
The TV is turn off.
Kain- Well that was are Trigun show see us in Yi-Gi-Oh next time. Hay! Wait why the hell are we going to be in Yi-Gi-Oh world? Isn't that for little (beep)! Hay, why did you beep me I didn't even say cuss word!
Bob- First of all Yi-Gi-Oh is the biggest thing and this is the only time we came get a interview with them. Second of all the show is for KID's and ADULT alike.
Kain- Whatever let's just go and get it over. See you guys later in the Yi- Gi-Oh world. (really fast) THAT'S FOR LITTLE KIDS. Shot gun! I win hahahaha!
Well that's it for "On location" in the Trigun world. What did you think was it funny, stupidity, or offensive? Places review it I need to know if it's good enough to go in the Yi-Gi-Oh world. Don't worry I have some funny ideas for little Yugi hahahahahahaha! I want to give a shout out to Shadow and read "Interviews from Hell" it's really funny. Well R+R and thanks again! I leave you with some footage of Wolfwood and Vash and there sick perversions.
The screen cuts off to Wolfwood and Milly.
Milly- Are you sure about this?
Wolfwood- Yes Yes just do it... If you love me you'll do it.
Milly- OK but only because I love you.
Wolfwood- I love you too.
Milly spanks Wolfwood with a naked Gi-Joe.
The screen cuts again to Merly waiting her PJ's on the bad.
Meryl- Can't believe am doing this.
Vash is behind the door.
Vash- I'm almost ready.
Meryl- Just harry up!
Vash opens the door and he is wearing a giant Teddy bear suit. Do I really need to say more on the subject?
We see our Hero Kain in what looks to be a sound stage. He is setting in one of those directors chair and there is a TV behind him with naked Gi- Joe's on top it.
Kain- Welcome to the show folks. I have some bad news for you today. Today's is the last Trigun show... I know, I know this makes all you at home very sad. But before I get into that you all must be wandering where the hell is Jet. Well Jet had...mum... How should I put this? Ahhhh... He had relations with Dominique and, now is getting Penicillin shot to rid of his drippy dong. He he he. That's what that bastered gets for fucken that walken bio hazard bitch.
Person behind the camera- Can you wrap this up? We need to get on with the show.
Kain- OK fine! Gezzzz. Today before we start our short interview with Knives. Short because he's a psycho and some of the shit he said and did wasn't allowed on TV or Fan Fiction. We thought that we show you the search for a part time cameraman. (turns around to the TV and grabs some popcorn for a stage hand) Let's roll them.
The TV turns on and we see Kain and a guy in the suit. They are both setting in front of them are a table with papers on them. The guy in the suit picks up a piece of paper and reads it. Kain turns to the camera and begins to speak.
Kain- Hello folks and welcome to the part time cameraman search. Next to me is Bob, our boss, the producer. Right Bob?
Bob- Yes.
Kain- Bob the man of many words. Right Bob?
Bob- Yes.
Kain- OK now the intro.'s are out of the way. Who's the first cameraman and co-host.
Bob- Zenigata.
Kain- ZENIGATA! The cop guy in Lupin the 3erd. Oh god this is going to be entertaining.
A very old Zenigata roles in the room in his wheel chair.
Kain- (slaps his hand on his face) {sighs} Your to o...
Bob- (cuts him off by putting his hand over Kains mouth) Ahhhh please go on. (Whisper's to Kain) You can't say that he can sue us.
Kain- (moves Bobs hand) FINE! Do you know how to work a camera?
Zenigata- What?
Kain- DO YOU HOW TO WORK A CAMERA?
Zenigata- What? Hay, who are you? Where am I? Where the hell is Lupin?
Kain- (with an odd look on his face) He went that way? (Pointing to the door)
The screen cuts off and back.
Kain- Who's next?
Bob- Vicious
Kain- Wow Cowboy Bebop's Vicious COOL!
Bob- No just a guy who happens to have the same name.
Kain- Oh!
Bob- Bring him in.
A fat guy with a sword and dressed up as Cowboy Bebop's Vicious.
Kain- Ahhhhh... It's a phyco Anime fan. Get the hell outa here!
Vicious- What? I'm not a psycho fan!
Kain- Who's next?
Vicious- Hay, am still here you know?
Bob- It's Hellsings Arucard.
Vicious- Really cool! (he turns around and becomes a fat Arucard like magic)
Arucard walks in the room. He see's the phyco Anima fan and jumps on him violently.
Kain- HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!
Anima psycho- OH GOD HELP ME! KAIN SAVE ME DAMN IT!
Kain- Hahahaha FUCK YOU Hahahaha!
Bob- I think we should leave.
Kain- Why the hell should we leave? Look it's getting to the good part.
The Anima psycho fan's leg is thrown across the room and hits Bob in the face.
Bob- (whipping the blood off his face) He might come for us next.
Kain- Good point lead the way.
The screen is cut off and the TV goes off.
Kain- Well after that we decided that Bob was a good enough cameraman. Right Bob?
Bob- Yes.
Kain- For co-host we used Legato. Legato is not here because he is with Knives... (Puts head down)
Bob- (sarcastically) He left ya huh?
Kain- SHUT UP BO... Ahhh stop it Bob you'll never replace Jet.
Bob- I had to try.
Kain- Nice try but, Jet and me just know each other longer. So its funnier coming from him.
Bob-...
Kain- Whatever on with the Knives interview.
The TV comes back on and we see Kain and Legato walking down a narrow hallway.
Kain- Welcome to the show folks today well be interviewing Knives here at New July mental institute.
Legato- Why is he here?
Kain- Because his psycho.
Legato- ...
They both stop at room 666.
Kain- Wow... I hope this is not a sign.
They open the door and see Knives laying on the bed and, is drugged up to the eyeballs.
Kain- Hay, Knives?
Knives- ... TH..THE...THE FISH DID IT!...
Kain- Maybe we should wait until he stops seeing the fish?
Five hours later.
Kain- ZZZZZZZZZZ
Legato- Wake up.
Kain- ZZZZ... Huh what? I'm not gay put on your clothes fagget...
Legato- ... Wake Up MASTER!
Kain- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Knives- WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?!
Legato- (Facing Knives) Sorry I had to wake him some how.
Kain- Whatever lets get the show on the road.
Knives- Good idea! FUCKING HUMAN!
Kain- Hay, calm down man.
Knives- NO ALL YOU FUCKEN HUMANS DESERVES TO EAT MY (BEEP) (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) AND (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) YOUR NOT EVEN (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) YOU AND VASH AND YOUR GOD DAMN TEDDY BEARS CAN (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) ME! ASSHOLE
Kain- DAMN IT MAN! WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Knives- NO FUCK YOU (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) MONKEY!
Kain- OK lets just get this over with. First how do you feel about Trigun?
Knives- (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) THATS WHAT I THANK ABOUT FUCKEN TRIGUN!
Kain- (sighs) Do you think they portrait you correctly?
Knives- No because am really caring and loving to all living things.
Kain- ... Really?...
Knives- NO YOU (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) ASSHOLE, SHIT EATING (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) GODDAMN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, OH WAIT I KNOW (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) THAT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU RIGHT? RIGHT?... ANWSER ME ASSHOLE (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Kain- No... I think we should leave Bob.
Bob- Ya your propel right.
Kain- Come on Legato.
Legato- NO.
Kain- What?
Legato- You are an ASSHOLE and I miss Knives. So I'm staying.
Kain- OK lets go.
The TV is turn off.
Kain- Well that was are Trigun show see us in Yi-Gi-Oh next time. Hay! Wait why the hell are we going to be in Yi-Gi-Oh world? Isn't that for little (beep)! Hay, why did you beep me I didn't even say cuss word!
Bob- First of all Yi-Gi-Oh is the biggest thing and this is the only time we came get a interview with them. Second of all the show is for KID's and ADULT alike.
Kain- Whatever let's just go and get it over. See you guys later in the Yi- Gi-Oh world. (really fast) THAT'S FOR LITTLE KIDS. Shot gun! I win hahahaha!
Well that's it for "On location" in the Trigun world. What did you think was it funny, stupidity, or offensive? Places review it I need to know if it's good enough to go in the Yi-Gi-Oh world. Don't worry I have some funny ideas for little Yugi hahahahahahaha! I want to give a shout out to Shadow and read "Interviews from Hell" it's really funny. Well R+R and thanks again! I leave you with some footage of Wolfwood and Vash and there sick perversions.
The screen cuts off to Wolfwood and Milly.
Milly- Are you sure about this?
Wolfwood- Yes Yes just do it... If you love me you'll do it.
Milly- OK but only because I love you.
Wolfwood- I love you too.
Milly spanks Wolfwood with a naked Gi-Joe.
The screen cuts again to Merly waiting her PJ's on the bad.
Meryl- Can't believe am doing this.
Vash is behind the door.
Vash- I'm almost ready.
Meryl- Just harry up!
Vash opens the door and he is wearing a giant Teddy bear suit. Do I really need to say more on the subject?