The Phantom Menace - The Musical
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the plot, the characters, or the songs (they belong to their original copywriters). The names and singers of all the songs will be included in the credits at the end of this fic. There. Now all that legal junk is out of the way and the evil lawyers can't hunt me down and execute me on Geonosis. [sees lawyer in he distance] Gotta Go! [runs for her life]
A/N: This is the first movie in Musical form. The lines have been altered and details slightly shifted. This first song is not widely known, but if you don't know it, never fear! There'll be something you know eventually (soon, I hope).I do plan on writing the other movies once I'm finished this one. Enjoy!
Chapter One: A Disturbance in the Force
[Scene: a ship in space]
Voice: Hey, You.
Captain: Yeah?
Voice: Tell 'em we wanna board pronto and yak about this invasion thingy.
Captain: Okey-dokey.
The captain looks up at the screen where Nute Gunray is staring down with a cheerful expression.
Captain: With all due respect, yadda yadda yadda, these guys are getting restless, and they wanna board your priddy station.
Gunray: Sure thing! Our blockade is within the law, and there ain't nothin' you can do about it!
[Scene: In the priddy station]
After boarding the priddy station of Nute Gunray and the other mental people on the ship, two hooded figures are lead by a C-3PO look-alike into a room. They turn, lowering their hoods. They are really two Jedi, Qui-Gon Jinn and his widdle apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: I've got a bad feeling about this, Master.
Qui-Gon: You've been drinking to much coffee, my young apprentice, you need sleep. I don't feel anything.
Obi-Wan: It ain't about the mission, Master. It's something elsewhere. Elusive.
Qui-Gon: What're you-
Music begins to play
Qui-Gon: [drawing his lightsaber] What's that?
Obi-Wan: What?
Qui-Gon: That… [stops dead, staring at his padawan]
Obi-Wan: I see the bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.
Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.
An electric guitar has found it's way into Obi-Wan's hands. He plays it like a pro.
Obi-Wan: I hear hurricanes blowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.
All right!
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
The music fades away and the guitar disappears as Obi-Wan finishes his song. Qui-Gon stands gawking at him
Qui-Gon: Where'n the galaxy'd that come from?
Obi-Wan: What, master?
Qui-Gon: That… singing.
Obi-Wan: Master? I think you might've had a bit too much coffee. Maybe you should lie down…
A/N: Review, sil-vous plait! (if you please)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the plot, the characters, or the songs (they belong to their original copywriters). The names and singers of all the songs will be included in the credits at the end of this fic. There. Now all that legal junk is out of the way and the evil lawyers can't hunt me down and execute me on Geonosis. [sees lawyer in he distance] Gotta Go! [runs for her life]
A/N: This is the first movie in Musical form. The lines have been altered and details slightly shifted. This first song is not widely known, but if you don't know it, never fear! There'll be something you know eventually (soon, I hope).I do plan on writing the other movies once I'm finished this one. Enjoy!
Chapter One: A Disturbance in the Force
[Scene: a ship in space]
Voice: Hey, You.
Captain: Yeah?
Voice: Tell 'em we wanna board pronto and yak about this invasion thingy.
Captain: Okey-dokey.
The captain looks up at the screen where Nute Gunray is staring down with a cheerful expression.
Captain: With all due respect, yadda yadda yadda, these guys are getting restless, and they wanna board your priddy station.
Gunray: Sure thing! Our blockade is within the law, and there ain't nothin' you can do about it!
[Scene: In the priddy station]
After boarding the priddy station of Nute Gunray and the other mental people on the ship, two hooded figures are lead by a C-3PO look-alike into a room. They turn, lowering their hoods. They are really two Jedi, Qui-Gon Jinn and his widdle apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: I've got a bad feeling about this, Master.
Qui-Gon: You've been drinking to much coffee, my young apprentice, you need sleep. I don't feel anything.
Obi-Wan: It ain't about the mission, Master. It's something elsewhere. Elusive.
Qui-Gon: What're you-
Music begins to play
Qui-Gon: [drawing his lightsaber] What's that?
Obi-Wan: What?
Qui-Gon: That… [stops dead, staring at his padawan]
Obi-Wan: I see the bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.
Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.
An electric guitar has found it's way into Obi-Wan's hands. He plays it like a pro.
Obi-Wan: I hear hurricanes blowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.
All right!
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
The music fades away and the guitar disappears as Obi-Wan finishes his song. Qui-Gon stands gawking at him
Qui-Gon: Where'n the galaxy'd that come from?
Obi-Wan: What, master?
Qui-Gon: That… singing.
Obi-Wan: Master? I think you might've had a bit too much coffee. Maybe you should lie down…
A/N: Review, sil-vous plait! (if you please)