A/N: I was reviewed! I smile! here is the next chapter (duh) . The only song is "who's afraid of the big bad wolf", so there's more dialogue this time. If the lawyers come by, you don't know where I am.
Chapter Two: A Friendly Game of Bridge
[scene: a room on the priddy station]
Gunray is talking cheerfully with a friend and the 3PO look-alike.
Gunray: Huh?
3PO look-alike: I think those guys are Jedi knights.
Gunray: Well… Take them something to eat.
3PO look-alike: Aye-aye, capt'n.
[Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sitting at a table in their room. 3PO look-alike enters carrying a tray loaded with twinkies and pixie sticks. It sets them on the table. The two Jedi thank him and begin to eat.]
Gunray's friend, whom I shall call Bob: I told you so! They're here to make us stop the blockade thing. We're dooooomed!
Gunray: Hmmm… Let's go talk to Darth Sidious. He'll know what to do!
Gunray and his happy-go-lucky accomplices are talking to a pink hologram of a guy in a cloak with a hood that masks everything but his large nose.
Gunray: So what do we do, my lord?
Sidious: Kill 'em. That snotty chancellor had no business sending them here.
Gunray: How should we kill them, your Excellency?
Sidious: I don't care, you moron, just kill them!
The hologram fades out
Gunray: Fire at will, boys!
[A loud explosion is heard as the Jedi ship blows up.]
Gunray: 'Kay. That ought to have done it. Go destroy the evidence.
[Battle droids hurry to the door to the room the Jedi are in. 3PO look-alike walks out.]
3PO look-alike: Don't shoot!
]3PO look-alike is shot down by a laser.]
Battle Droid 1: [innocently ] Oopsy-daisy! My laser must've slipped! Sorry 'bout that!
Battle Droid 2: Look!
[Two lightsaber blades are seen through the smoke, twirling around. Then Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan jump out, hyper off the twinkies and pixie sticks. The droids begin to fire. The Jedi dance around, dodging every bolt.]
Qui-Gon: Missed me! Missed me! Na na na na naa naa!
[Obi-Wan sticks his tongue out at the droids. Then the two swing their lightsabers some more, wiping out all the droids, and skip away down the halls]
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan: Who's afraid of the big bad droids, the big bad droids, the big bad droids? Who's afraid of the big bad droids? Tra la la, not us!
[Meanwhile, Gunray is celebrating. ]
Gunray: Who's afraid of the big Jedi, the big Jedi, the big Jedi? Who's afraid of the big Jedi? Tra la la, not me!
Bob: Dude! Haven't you ever fought Jedi before?
Gunray: Can't say that I have.
Bob: It's gonna take more than battle droids to stop them. Besides, they already wrecked all the ones you sent.
Gunray: They wrecked my droids? How dare they? Shut the bridge door! Send Roll-Oids in at once!
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are still skipping down the hall. They find a closed door.
Obi-Wan: Oooo! Open it master! I wanna see what's on the other side! Openitopenitopenit!
Qui-Gon: Patience, my hyper apprentice.
He starts knocking on the door, then tries various codes. The door doesn't open.
Qui-Gon: Stupid [kicks door] piece of [kicks door] junk! [kicks door even harder, injuring his toe.] OW! Hmm… [looks at his lightsaber, then at the door. He repeats this until he is nicely dizzy, then jabs the laser sword into the door, trying to melt the metal.]
On the other side of the door
Bob: Lookie! Here they come! I told ya so!
The door is glowing red.
Gunray: Where are those Roll-Oids?
On the other side of the door, Two rolling droids roll up to the Jedi, unrolling themselves, putting up their shields, and beginning to shoot. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan deflect the bolts easily and run for it, singing their song. The door finally opens.
Bob: They were no match for Roll-Oids!
Some Guy with a computer: They went up the ventalation shafts!
Gunray: I knew we shouldn't have made those shafts so big.
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are in the ventalation shaft. The sugar-rush is starting to wear off.
Qui-Gon: We've gotta warn the Naboo, contact the Chancellor and all that stuff. We'll take different ships.
Obi-Wan: We get to be stowaways?
Qui-Gon: You bet. Lets go.
A/N: How was that? Review please! and if you have song ideas, I would love to hear them!
Chapter Two: A Friendly Game of Bridge
[scene: a room on the priddy station]
Gunray is talking cheerfully with a friend and the 3PO look-alike.
Gunray: Huh?
3PO look-alike: I think those guys are Jedi knights.
Gunray: Well… Take them something to eat.
3PO look-alike: Aye-aye, capt'n.
[Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sitting at a table in their room. 3PO look-alike enters carrying a tray loaded with twinkies and pixie sticks. It sets them on the table. The two Jedi thank him and begin to eat.]
Gunray's friend, whom I shall call Bob: I told you so! They're here to make us stop the blockade thing. We're dooooomed!
Gunray: Hmmm… Let's go talk to Darth Sidious. He'll know what to do!
Gunray and his happy-go-lucky accomplices are talking to a pink hologram of a guy in a cloak with a hood that masks everything but his large nose.
Gunray: So what do we do, my lord?
Sidious: Kill 'em. That snotty chancellor had no business sending them here.
Gunray: How should we kill them, your Excellency?
Sidious: I don't care, you moron, just kill them!
The hologram fades out
Gunray: Fire at will, boys!
[A loud explosion is heard as the Jedi ship blows up.]
Gunray: 'Kay. That ought to have done it. Go destroy the evidence.
[Battle droids hurry to the door to the room the Jedi are in. 3PO look-alike walks out.]
3PO look-alike: Don't shoot!
]3PO look-alike is shot down by a laser.]
Battle Droid 1: [innocently ] Oopsy-daisy! My laser must've slipped! Sorry 'bout that!
Battle Droid 2: Look!
[Two lightsaber blades are seen through the smoke, twirling around. Then Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan jump out, hyper off the twinkies and pixie sticks. The droids begin to fire. The Jedi dance around, dodging every bolt.]
Qui-Gon: Missed me! Missed me! Na na na na naa naa!
[Obi-Wan sticks his tongue out at the droids. Then the two swing their lightsabers some more, wiping out all the droids, and skip away down the halls]
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan: Who's afraid of the big bad droids, the big bad droids, the big bad droids? Who's afraid of the big bad droids? Tra la la, not us!
[Meanwhile, Gunray is celebrating. ]
Gunray: Who's afraid of the big Jedi, the big Jedi, the big Jedi? Who's afraid of the big Jedi? Tra la la, not me!
Bob: Dude! Haven't you ever fought Jedi before?
Gunray: Can't say that I have.
Bob: It's gonna take more than battle droids to stop them. Besides, they already wrecked all the ones you sent.
Gunray: They wrecked my droids? How dare they? Shut the bridge door! Send Roll-Oids in at once!
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are still skipping down the hall. They find a closed door.
Obi-Wan: Oooo! Open it master! I wanna see what's on the other side! Openitopenitopenit!
Qui-Gon: Patience, my hyper apprentice.
He starts knocking on the door, then tries various codes. The door doesn't open.
Qui-Gon: Stupid [kicks door] piece of [kicks door] junk! [kicks door even harder, injuring his toe.] OW! Hmm… [looks at his lightsaber, then at the door. He repeats this until he is nicely dizzy, then jabs the laser sword into the door, trying to melt the metal.]
On the other side of the door
Bob: Lookie! Here they come! I told ya so!
The door is glowing red.
Gunray: Where are those Roll-Oids?
On the other side of the door, Two rolling droids roll up to the Jedi, unrolling themselves, putting up their shields, and beginning to shoot. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan deflect the bolts easily and run for it, singing their song. The door finally opens.
Bob: They were no match for Roll-Oids!
Some Guy with a computer: They went up the ventalation shafts!
Gunray: I knew we shouldn't have made those shafts so big.
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are in the ventalation shaft. The sugar-rush is starting to wear off.
Qui-Gon: We've gotta warn the Naboo, contact the Chancellor and all that stuff. We'll take different ships.
Obi-Wan: We get to be stowaways?
Qui-Gon: You bet. Lets go.
A/N: How was that? Review please! and if you have song ideas, I would love to hear them!