Chapter Three: Yo Queen, Wussup?
Scene: A large room on the priddy station.
Guy with computer: Sir! I've received a transmission from the planet!
Bob: It's Queen Amidala!
Gunray:[sighs] She's so beautiful… Connect the transmission!
Queen Amidala of the Naboo appears on the screen.
Amidala: Hey! How's it goin'?
Gunray: Great!
Amidala: Oh… I thought the ambassadors were there, and settled this matter.
Gunray: Uhh… what ambassadors?
Amidala: The ones that sorry excuse for a Supreme Chancellor sent to negotiate your refusal to trade with us.
Gunray: We will do whatever we want. Face it, Queenie. We own Naboo!
Amidala: You will never own Naboo.
Music begins to play again.
Bob: What-
Amidala: Quit talkin' if you like your face the way it is, creep.
Music gets louder. Everyone on the ship is cowering and looking around in fear.
Amidala: You think I'm an dumb little monarch
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the stupid one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know...
You think you own whatever land you want to
Naboo is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and gungan
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew
[Amidala is suddenly wearing a short little Pocahontas dress. Her big headdress is gone, replaced by long hair, but her make-up remains.]
Amidala: Have you ever heard the shaak cry to the blue cheese moons
Or asked the grinning nexu why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Come run the open pastures of the country
Come taste the sunsweet berries of land
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder why they're banned
Ruwee N. and Jobal are my parents
Ryoo and Pooja'll be my sister's kids
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends
How far will the waterfall flow?
If you cut it off, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the shaak cry to the blue cheese moons
For whether we are white or greenish skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the planet, still
All you'll own's the planet 'til
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.
[Amidala is back in her regular queen clothes, and people on the ship are coming out of their hiding places.
Amidala: You do not own Naboo. You have weird minds.
[The connection is broken]
Bob: Do you think she suspects an attack?
Gunray: Of course. We'd better hurry and capture her
[Meanwhile, Amidala is engaged in a very interesting conversation with senator Palpatine (duh duh DUH) when all of a sudden the senator's pink, big nosed hologram flickers and goes out.]
Amidala: Senator Palpatine! [looks at a guy standing nearby] what's up?
Guy, who's name I will find out by next chapter: The transmission's busted.
Another Guy with a pointy beard: What will we do? This can only mean one thing. INVASION!
Yet another guy, who probably doesn't exist: WE"RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
A/N: As always, REVIEW, I BEG OF YOU! Please! And if you see guys with big lawbooks approaching, I went LEFT, not right, ok? Thanks, I owe you. :)
Scene: A large room on the priddy station.
Guy with computer: Sir! I've received a transmission from the planet!
Bob: It's Queen Amidala!
Gunray:[sighs] She's so beautiful… Connect the transmission!
Queen Amidala of the Naboo appears on the screen.
Amidala: Hey! How's it goin'?
Gunray: Great!
Amidala: Oh… I thought the ambassadors were there, and settled this matter.
Gunray: Uhh… what ambassadors?
Amidala: The ones that sorry excuse for a Supreme Chancellor sent to negotiate your refusal to trade with us.
Gunray: We will do whatever we want. Face it, Queenie. We own Naboo!
Amidala: You will never own Naboo.
Music begins to play again.
Bob: What-
Amidala: Quit talkin' if you like your face the way it is, creep.
Music gets louder. Everyone on the ship is cowering and looking around in fear.
Amidala: You think I'm an dumb little monarch
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the stupid one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know...
You think you own whatever land you want to
Naboo is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and gungan
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew
[Amidala is suddenly wearing a short little Pocahontas dress. Her big headdress is gone, replaced by long hair, but her make-up remains.]
Amidala: Have you ever heard the shaak cry to the blue cheese moons
Or asked the grinning nexu why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Come run the open pastures of the country
Come taste the sunsweet berries of land
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder why they're banned
Ruwee N. and Jobal are my parents
Ryoo and Pooja'll be my sister's kids
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends
How far will the waterfall flow?
If you cut it off, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the shaak cry to the blue cheese moons
For whether we are white or greenish skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the planet, still
All you'll own's the planet 'til
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.
[Amidala is back in her regular queen clothes, and people on the ship are coming out of their hiding places.
Amidala: You do not own Naboo. You have weird minds.
[The connection is broken]
Bob: Do you think she suspects an attack?
Gunray: Of course. We'd better hurry and capture her
[Meanwhile, Amidala is engaged in a very interesting conversation with senator Palpatine (duh duh DUH) when all of a sudden the senator's pink, big nosed hologram flickers and goes out.]
Amidala: Senator Palpatine! [looks at a guy standing nearby] what's up?
Guy, who's name I will find out by next chapter: The transmission's busted.
Another Guy with a pointy beard: What will we do? This can only mean one thing. INVASION!
Yet another guy, who probably doesn't exist: WE"RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
A/N: As always, REVIEW, I BEG OF YOU! Please! And if you see guys with big lawbooks approaching, I went LEFT, not right, ok? Thanks, I owe you. :)