CHAPTER FOUR: RETURN OF THE BINKS
A/N: I'm fixing my mistakes...
[scene: Naboo, forest, big intimidating ships are landing. Some battle droids are talking to a pink hologram of Nute Gunray]
Gunray: ...we can't find them anywhere. We think they got down there somehow.
Battle droid 3: If they're even here, which I doubt, We'll crush them, grind them into tiny pieces and blast them into oblivion.
Gunray: Good. Oh, and one more thing...
Battle Droid 3: What?
Gunray: You ARE the weakest link. Good-bye!
Battle Droid 3: What?
Gunray: oh... heehee... I've always wanted to say that. [clears throat, trying to sound proffessional] that's all, sir. Over and out. [the hologram disapears]
[scene: same place. Qui-Gon is running through the swampy place, away from the big intimidating ships. a gungan with huge bell-bottoms and a large afro apears in his path]
Gungan: Hewo! [waves at Qui-Gon]
Qui-Gon: Get out of my way!
Gungan: Do you want some cake? [is suddenly holding a large lop-sides birthday cake]
Qui-Gon: NO, I don't, now get out of my- [trips over a log and falls on top of the gungan just as the big intimidating ship floats over them. They stand up]
Gungan: Yousa saved my life!
Qui-Gon: NO! quick, go catch up to it and ask if they can run over you!
Gungan: Not before you taste my cake!
[Qui-Gon walks away, the Gungan following]
Gungan: Oh, muy muy, I wuv you!
Qui-Gon: [mutters]sicko. [to the gungan] Are there any intelligent creatures around here?
Gungan: Isa intelligent. I spake!
Qui-Gon: The ability to speak like you can hardly be considered "intelligent"
Gungan: [taking no notice of the put-down] Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your servent fowever and ever!
Qui-Gon: [screams] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Obi-Wan runs up from a distance. He is being fired at]
Qui-Gon: Force, man, I leave you alone for one hour and you come back with all THESE guys on your tail. [takes out blaster and shoots, blowing up the attackers] there. All gone!
Jar Jar: Yousa saved my again!
Obi-Wan: ACK! master, what's this? it scares me.
Qui-Gon: A local. We're doomed, My young apprentice
Obi-Wan: Hmmm... "My young Apprentice"... I like it. [takes out notebook and scribbles it down]
[loud noises of destruction can be heard]
Qui-Gon: Dude! let's go before they catch us!
[they run off, Jar Jar following them]
JarJar: Exqueeze me-
Qui-Gon: [stops] squeeze you? ok, let me see your neck...
JarJar: but the mostest safest place would be Otoh Gunga. 'tis where I grew up. 'tis a hidden city.
Qui-Gon: [thinkin he's gonna regret this] Can you take us there?
JarJar: No, actually
Qui-Gon: Why not, you 70s geek?
Jar Jar: Isa embarrassed. I wuz banished!
Qui-Gon: Why am I not suprised?
Obi-Wan: Hear that, freak?
Jar Jar: [listens] No...
Obi-Wan: Uh... [whispers] George, what do I do?
George Lucas: Improvise.
Obi-Wan: Impro-WHAT?
Lucas: Make it up.
Obi-Wan: [nods] I gotcha... [clears throat] Whup-whup-whup-whup-whup-whup. Hear that, freak?
JarJar: Yes...
Qui-Gon: That is the sound of a bunch of mean dudes comin' this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us... they'll... Uh... [whispers] I forgot my line!
Lucas: I told you. Improvise!
Obi-Wan: oh yeah... If they find us, We'll be in trouble!
Jar Jar: Oh no! oki-day, yousa convinced me. [walks off into the forest, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon following him.]
[they reach a lake, the name of which I have forgotten.]
Jar Jar: Yousa gonna follow me now, Kay?
Jedi: Uh...
JarJar: WEEYAHOOIE! [summersaults into the lake]
[The Jedi put on scuba masks, air tanks, and flippers and dive in after JarJar. They follow him underwater to a bubble-city. They go through the walls. The jedi must walk backwards, so as not to trip on their flippers. A gungan rides up on the back of a... creature.]
JarJar: Heysa, brother! mesa back !
Dude ridin the creature: [looks suprised, then regains composure]: Jar Jar! it's you!
[music begins to play]
Obi-Wan: [frightened] M-m-master...
Qui-Gon: Be strong, Obi-Wan.
Gungan Dude: First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from that other place
I just walked in to find you here
with that dumb look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
[Gungan Dude is wearing a sparkly disco suit, a disco ball is hanging over his head]
Gungan Dude: Go on now go walk out the wall
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome in the fall
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me
[the music fades away and the Gungan dude is back in his normal clothes. the disco ball has disappeared. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon uncover their heads and look around, scaredly]
JarJar: Dude... that wuz wong.
Gungan Dude: [not realizing what he just sang]Yousa goin to the big bossy for dat, Punk.
A/N: How was that? If you have song ideas, please leave them in reviews! *sees lawyer looking around, shrieks, and rushes under a table, shaking, with her hands over her head.*
A/N: I'm fixing my mistakes...
[scene: Naboo, forest, big intimidating ships are landing. Some battle droids are talking to a pink hologram of Nute Gunray]
Gunray: ...we can't find them anywhere. We think they got down there somehow.
Battle droid 3: If they're even here, which I doubt, We'll crush them, grind them into tiny pieces and blast them into oblivion.
Gunray: Good. Oh, and one more thing...
Battle Droid 3: What?
Gunray: You ARE the weakest link. Good-bye!
Battle Droid 3: What?
Gunray: oh... heehee... I've always wanted to say that. [clears throat, trying to sound proffessional] that's all, sir. Over and out. [the hologram disapears]
[scene: same place. Qui-Gon is running through the swampy place, away from the big intimidating ships. a gungan with huge bell-bottoms and a large afro apears in his path]
Gungan: Hewo! [waves at Qui-Gon]
Qui-Gon: Get out of my way!
Gungan: Do you want some cake? [is suddenly holding a large lop-sides birthday cake]
Qui-Gon: NO, I don't, now get out of my- [trips over a log and falls on top of the gungan just as the big intimidating ship floats over them. They stand up]
Gungan: Yousa saved my life!
Qui-Gon: NO! quick, go catch up to it and ask if they can run over you!
Gungan: Not before you taste my cake!
[Qui-Gon walks away, the Gungan following]
Gungan: Oh, muy muy, I wuv you!
Qui-Gon: [mutters]sicko. [to the gungan] Are there any intelligent creatures around here?
Gungan: Isa intelligent. I spake!
Qui-Gon: The ability to speak like you can hardly be considered "intelligent"
Gungan: [taking no notice of the put-down] Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your servent fowever and ever!
Qui-Gon: [screams] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Obi-Wan runs up from a distance. He is being fired at]
Qui-Gon: Force, man, I leave you alone for one hour and you come back with all THESE guys on your tail. [takes out blaster and shoots, blowing up the attackers] there. All gone!
Jar Jar: Yousa saved my again!
Obi-Wan: ACK! master, what's this? it scares me.
Qui-Gon: A local. We're doomed, My young apprentice
Obi-Wan: Hmmm... "My young Apprentice"... I like it. [takes out notebook and scribbles it down]
[loud noises of destruction can be heard]
Qui-Gon: Dude! let's go before they catch us!
[they run off, Jar Jar following them]
JarJar: Exqueeze me-
Qui-Gon: [stops] squeeze you? ok, let me see your neck...
JarJar: but the mostest safest place would be Otoh Gunga. 'tis where I grew up. 'tis a hidden city.
Qui-Gon: [thinkin he's gonna regret this] Can you take us there?
JarJar: No, actually
Qui-Gon: Why not, you 70s geek?
Jar Jar: Isa embarrassed. I wuz banished!
Qui-Gon: Why am I not suprised?
Obi-Wan: Hear that, freak?
Jar Jar: [listens] No...
Obi-Wan: Uh... [whispers] George, what do I do?
George Lucas: Improvise.
Obi-Wan: Impro-WHAT?
Lucas: Make it up.
Obi-Wan: [nods] I gotcha... [clears throat] Whup-whup-whup-whup-whup-whup. Hear that, freak?
JarJar: Yes...
Qui-Gon: That is the sound of a bunch of mean dudes comin' this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us... they'll... Uh... [whispers] I forgot my line!
Lucas: I told you. Improvise!
Obi-Wan: oh yeah... If they find us, We'll be in trouble!
Jar Jar: Oh no! oki-day, yousa convinced me. [walks off into the forest, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon following him.]
[they reach a lake, the name of which I have forgotten.]
Jar Jar: Yousa gonna follow me now, Kay?
Jedi: Uh...
JarJar: WEEYAHOOIE! [summersaults into the lake]
[The Jedi put on scuba masks, air tanks, and flippers and dive in after JarJar. They follow him underwater to a bubble-city. They go through the walls. The jedi must walk backwards, so as not to trip on their flippers. A gungan rides up on the back of a... creature.]
JarJar: Heysa, brother! mesa back !
Dude ridin the creature: [looks suprised, then regains composure]: Jar Jar! it's you!
[music begins to play]
Obi-Wan: [frightened] M-m-master...
Qui-Gon: Be strong, Obi-Wan.
Gungan Dude: First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from that other place
I just walked in to find you here
with that dumb look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
[Gungan Dude is wearing a sparkly disco suit, a disco ball is hanging over his head]
Gungan Dude: Go on now go walk out the wall
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome in the fall
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me
[the music fades away and the Gungan dude is back in his normal clothes. the disco ball has disappeared. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon uncover their heads and look around, scaredly]
JarJar: Dude... that wuz wong.
Gungan Dude: [not realizing what he just sang]Yousa goin to the big bossy for dat, Punk.
A/N: How was that? If you have song ideas, please leave them in reviews! *sees lawyer looking around, shrieks, and rushes under a table, shaking, with her hands over her head.*