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Chapter Five: Comlinks...
[scene: Boss Nass' little council chamber place]
[Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, and JarJar are standing before Boss Nass for interrogation, which promises to be as frightning, if not more so, than interrogation by my English teacher *shudder*]
Boss Nass: JarJar Binks... yousa gotta lotta nerve cimink here *click click click* You was banished!
JarJar: I know. *hangs head*
Boss Nass: Death!
[JarJar is put in handcuffy-things]
Boss Nass: Well, that about wraps things up-
Qui-Gon: Wait!
Boss Nass: What?
Qui-Gon: Me and my apprentice--
Obi-Wan: My apprentice and I.
Qui-Gon: Whatever. We want to go warn the Naboo about an invasion thingy.
Boss Nass: Yeah, sure, whatever. Take my SUV. [tosses Qui-Gon the keys to his vehicle]
Qui-Gon: Thankee kindly, sir! YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!
Obi-Wan: Master, stop. You're embarrassing me.
Qui-Gon: RIDE LIKE THE WIND, BULLSEYE!
Obi-Wan: Master, I'm Obi-Wan. OBI-WAN, remember?
Qui-Gon: Of course I remember you, Dinah.
Obi-Wan: Who?
Qui-Gon: Someone's in the kitchen with Diiiiiiinaaah! Someone's in the kitchen I knowowowow. Someone's in the kitchen with Diiiiinaaaah, strummin on the old banjo!
[the gungans stare at Qui-Gon blankly]
Obi-Wan: It's okay, It happens all the time. He'll be fine once we get moving.
Boss Nass: That's nice, now go.
Obi-Wan: [supporting a still-singing Qui-Gon] kay, bye! [starts to walk out]
JarJar: Theysa settin yousa up. Yousa gonna die in the core.
Obi-Wan: [thinks for a second] Might as well kill two nuts with one stone. [to Boss Nass] C'I take JarJar with me? If we're gonna die at the core I wanna drag him down too.
Boss Nass: Fine, sure, whatever, get out of my face!
Obi-Wan: sure thing. [drags Qui-Gon and JarJar out to the Vehicle]
[after quite awhile of driving in Boss Nass's nifty underwater SUV, Qui-Gon (who is a lot calmer) decides it's time to give the Council a mission update. He pulls out his commlink, and Dials Master Yoda's number]
Yoda: Hello?
Qui-Gon: Hi it's me what's up Yoda? I'm sorry listen I'm gonna be late with this mission, so don't stay up and wait for me,ok?
Yoda: Are you, where?
Qui-Gon: Wait wait say that again?
Yoda: Hello?
Qui-Gon: You're really droppin out I think my battery must be low. Listen if you can hear me we're goin to a place nearby, alright?
Yoda: Run off a battery, your commlink does not. Lying, you are.
Qui-Gon: [puts away his commlink, forgetting to turn it off]
Yoda: Hello? Ignoreing me, why are you, Master Qui-Gon? QUI-GON!
Qui-Gon: [Turns to Obi-Wan. Music begins to play. JarJar dives under the seats quickly, quivering with fear.] Let me tell you the story 'bout the call that changed my destiny
Me and my boys went out, just to end up in misery
Was about to go home and there she was standing in front of me
I said Hi, I got a little place nearby, wanna go? I should have said no
Someone's waiting for me
But I called the dude up and said...
Obi-Wan: You feelin' okay, Master? You want some water or...
Qui-Gon: Master Yoda, I'm sorry
Just wanna tell you don't worry
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
Say again, you're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're goin to a place nearby
Gotta Go
Yoda: Scared, I am.
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, is that you?
Yoda: Me, it it. You, is that, Young Kenobi?
Obi-Wan: Yes, it's me, Master Yoda. GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Yoda: Help you, I cannot, Young Kenobi.
Qui-Gon: Now two year's gone, nothing's been won
I can't take it back what's done is done
One of her friends found out
That he wasn't my only one
And it eats me from inside, that he's not by my side
Just because I made that call and lied
Yoda: Knew it, I did. Liar, you are, Qui-Gon.
Obi-Wan: Why can't you help me, Master Yoda?
Yoda: Because trapped in this small box, I am.
Obi-Wan: What? [finally finds commlink and shakes it. It makes an odd yelling sound. He takes a scewdriver and opens it up, to find Master Yoda inside.]
Yoda: [hopping up out of the commlink] Thank you, I do, Young Kenobi.
Qui-Gon: Master Yoda I'm sorry
Just wanna tell you don't worry
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
Say again, you're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're goin to a place nearby
Gotta Go
Yoda: Go, I must. [puts on goggles and a snorkle, opens the door, and swims out, closing the door behind him.]
Obi-Wan: [not knowing how to unlock the door from the inside] NOO! TAKE ME WITH YOU! [pounds on window]
Qui-Gon: Let me tell you the story about the call that changed my destiny
Me and my boys went out, just to end up in misery
Was about to go home and there she was standing in front of me
I said Hi, I got a little place nearby, gotta go.
Master Yoda I'm sorry
Just wanna tell you don't worry
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
Say again, you're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're goin to a place nearby
Gotta Go [takes a deep breath]
Obi-Wan: [quickly ties a scarf around his master's head. the song is muffled until Qui-Gon finishes.
Qui-Gon: Uba-wah? (Obi-Wan?)
Obi-Wan: Yes, Master?
Qui-Gon: Aye oo I ave ah shkarv tide arou my ead? (Why do I have a scarf tied around my head?)
Obi-Wan: Oh, sorry about that. [unties the scarf] You wouldn't stop singing.
Qui-Gon: You must be mistaken, Padawan. I don't sing. I meditate.
Obi-Wan: Well, next time could you not meditate QUITE so loud?
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Chapter Five: Comlinks...
[scene: Boss Nass' little council chamber place]
[Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, and JarJar are standing before Boss Nass for interrogation, which promises to be as frightning, if not more so, than interrogation by my English teacher *shudder*]
Boss Nass: JarJar Binks... yousa gotta lotta nerve cimink here *click click click* You was banished!
JarJar: I know. *hangs head*
Boss Nass: Death!
[JarJar is put in handcuffy-things]
Boss Nass: Well, that about wraps things up-
Qui-Gon: Wait!
Boss Nass: What?
Qui-Gon: Me and my apprentice--
Obi-Wan: My apprentice and I.
Qui-Gon: Whatever. We want to go warn the Naboo about an invasion thingy.
Boss Nass: Yeah, sure, whatever. Take my SUV. [tosses Qui-Gon the keys to his vehicle]
Qui-Gon: Thankee kindly, sir! YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!
Obi-Wan: Master, stop. You're embarrassing me.
Qui-Gon: RIDE LIKE THE WIND, BULLSEYE!
Obi-Wan: Master, I'm Obi-Wan. OBI-WAN, remember?
Qui-Gon: Of course I remember you, Dinah.
Obi-Wan: Who?
Qui-Gon: Someone's in the kitchen with Diiiiiiinaaah! Someone's in the kitchen I knowowowow. Someone's in the kitchen with Diiiiinaaaah, strummin on the old banjo!
[the gungans stare at Qui-Gon blankly]
Obi-Wan: It's okay, It happens all the time. He'll be fine once we get moving.
Boss Nass: That's nice, now go.
Obi-Wan: [supporting a still-singing Qui-Gon] kay, bye! [starts to walk out]
JarJar: Theysa settin yousa up. Yousa gonna die in the core.
Obi-Wan: [thinks for a second] Might as well kill two nuts with one stone. [to Boss Nass] C'I take JarJar with me? If we're gonna die at the core I wanna drag him down too.
Boss Nass: Fine, sure, whatever, get out of my face!
Obi-Wan: sure thing. [drags Qui-Gon and JarJar out to the Vehicle]
[after quite awhile of driving in Boss Nass's nifty underwater SUV, Qui-Gon (who is a lot calmer) decides it's time to give the Council a mission update. He pulls out his commlink, and Dials Master Yoda's number]
Yoda: Hello?
Qui-Gon: Hi it's me what's up Yoda? I'm sorry listen I'm gonna be late with this mission, so don't stay up and wait for me,ok?
Yoda: Are you, where?
Qui-Gon: Wait wait say that again?
Yoda: Hello?
Qui-Gon: You're really droppin out I think my battery must be low. Listen if you can hear me we're goin to a place nearby, alright?
Yoda: Run off a battery, your commlink does not. Lying, you are.
Qui-Gon: [puts away his commlink, forgetting to turn it off]
Yoda: Hello? Ignoreing me, why are you, Master Qui-Gon? QUI-GON!
Qui-Gon: [Turns to Obi-Wan. Music begins to play. JarJar dives under the seats quickly, quivering with fear.] Let me tell you the story 'bout the call that changed my destiny
Me and my boys went out, just to end up in misery
Was about to go home and there she was standing in front of me
I said Hi, I got a little place nearby, wanna go? I should have said no
Someone's waiting for me
But I called the dude up and said...
Obi-Wan: You feelin' okay, Master? You want some water or...
Qui-Gon: Master Yoda, I'm sorry
Just wanna tell you don't worry
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
Say again, you're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're goin to a place nearby
Gotta Go
Yoda: Scared, I am.
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, is that you?
Yoda: Me, it it. You, is that, Young Kenobi?
Obi-Wan: Yes, it's me, Master Yoda. GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Yoda: Help you, I cannot, Young Kenobi.
Qui-Gon: Now two year's gone, nothing's been won
I can't take it back what's done is done
One of her friends found out
That he wasn't my only one
And it eats me from inside, that he's not by my side
Just because I made that call and lied
Yoda: Knew it, I did. Liar, you are, Qui-Gon.
Obi-Wan: Why can't you help me, Master Yoda?
Yoda: Because trapped in this small box, I am.
Obi-Wan: What? [finally finds commlink and shakes it. It makes an odd yelling sound. He takes a scewdriver and opens it up, to find Master Yoda inside.]
Yoda: [hopping up out of the commlink] Thank you, I do, Young Kenobi.
Qui-Gon: Master Yoda I'm sorry
Just wanna tell you don't worry
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
Say again, you're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're goin to a place nearby
Gotta Go
Yoda: Go, I must. [puts on goggles and a snorkle, opens the door, and swims out, closing the door behind him.]
Obi-Wan: [not knowing how to unlock the door from the inside] NOO! TAKE ME WITH YOU! [pounds on window]
Qui-Gon: Let me tell you the story about the call that changed my destiny
Me and my boys went out, just to end up in misery
Was about to go home and there she was standing in front of me
I said Hi, I got a little place nearby, gotta go.
Master Yoda I'm sorry
Just wanna tell you don't worry
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
Say again, you're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're goin to a place nearby
Gotta Go [takes a deep breath]
Obi-Wan: [quickly ties a scarf around his master's head. the song is muffled until Qui-Gon finishes.
Qui-Gon: Uba-wah? (Obi-Wan?)
Obi-Wan: Yes, Master?
Qui-Gon: Aye oo I ave ah shkarv tide arou my ead? (Why do I have a scarf tied around my head?)
Obi-Wan: Oh, sorry about that. [unties the scarf] You wouldn't stop singing.
Qui-Gon: You must be mistaken, Padawan. I don't sing. I meditate.
Obi-Wan: Well, next time could you not meditate QUITE so loud?
A/N: What did you think? Tell me, please! REVIEW, OR I MIGHT NOT WRITE ANOTHER CHAPPIE! :-P