Disclaimer: If I were JK Rowling, I wouldn't have to write this fic, I could hire someone to do it for me... but if I were JK Rowling... I wouldn't have to write this fic because I could write Harry Potter... the real thing... so I guess I'm not JK Rowling. Therefore I don't own Harry Potter.
Author's Notes: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! This is such a completely random fic, its not even funny (okay maybe it is), if you depise fics that are completely and TOTALLY unrealistic you will ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS FIC! Otherwise, you will love it. I normally don't write fics like this, so don't be disappointed, I'll be back later... I am a very random person. I love cucumbers. And NASA. And Phred, the pickle guy... Okay THANK YOU Mione Weasley soo much... you have no idea how much you inspired me to write this stupid fis, thank you Cheese Diva, Hippi, Popcorn girl (for being EXTRA random) and Leya Ris (sorry I just had to thank my random sister too). Let the fic begin!
It was midnight, and Draco Malfoy had just broken into a Beaty Salon.
"It's all mine, my precious..." Draco whisperd as he stole hair spray, a hair drier, and many other items from the beauty shop. Then all of a sudden he vanished before the muggle police could find him.
* * *
"Harry," whispered Ron in Harry's ear," tell Hermione that you might know someone who might think that he might kind of sort of like someone whose really smart and has brown hair"
"Hermione I might know someone who might think that they might kind of sort of like someone whose really smart and has brown hair," Harry whispered to Hermione as he walked between the two around the lake. Harry was getting quite tired of their behavior.
"Well, tell Ron, that I think that I know someone who most likely likes this red-headed guys, just a little but." Herione whispered back to Harry.
Harry had given up on trying to get them to confess their love for eachother, after purposely trying to drown Hermione, before realizing Ron didn't know mouth-to-mouth, after staging loud conversations, and locking them in various classrooms, Harry had just decided to go along with everything. All of a sudden Draco Malfoy jumped out from behind a bush.
"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!" Draco shouted as he pointed his wand at Hermione. I was quite sad actually, after a tragic accident at a field trip. Hagrid had taken their class to Antartica to study some "Harmless Creature" that lived on ice burgs. The next thing you know he "accidently" fell of the iceburg. It had taken to his head and now he was completely crazy. Draco had resorted to trying to kill anyone who was not a pureblood. Which meant his first two targets were Harry and Hermione. He didn't want to kill Harry, no, Voldemoert would get Harry... but Hermione...
"Hemione! You'd better stop right now and surrendor, or I'll kill you!" Draco said loudly, trying to sound smart, "I've been stashing up on my muggle equipment!"
"And what are you going to do Draco, kill me with a stapler?" Hermione said, she had stopped taking him seriously after he had attempted murder seven times.
"No! Something much better than a stapler and a pencil sharpener combined!"Draco replied with happiness in his voice," Put your hands in the air and don't move! Don't make me shoot you!"Draco pulled out a hair drier.
Hermione tried to hold back laughter, she noticed that Harry was too... but Ron on the other hand...
"Hemione! Harry! On the ground! I've seen those before! There... called...gums.. I think! Dad's showed me pictures of those before! He says muggles kill eachother with them!" Ron siad this as he dove to the ground, Hermione and Harry followed. Harry was about to tell Ron what it really was but Ron interupted him," Hermione, I-- you've always been special to me..." Ron said, but became embarressed," I mean... like a friends... you know just a friend..."
"Yeah, me too Ron..." Hermione begane as she turned a bright shade of red, she seamed to have forgotten that they were in no damger whatsoever, but Harry had conviently forgotten to remind her," Ron I... I..."
"Hermione... I.... I..." Ron was cut off by Draco.
"I'm going to shoot this posin into your eyes first, the more painful the better," Draco put down the hair drier and picked up a bottlw of hair spray," Three... two... one.. AHHH! MY EYES!" Draco had aciiently sprayed hair spray in his eyes.
"Ron... I...... I've always had this thing about you..." Hermione started.
"AHHH! MY EYES!"Draco screamed as he ran around aimlessly, and blind.
"Me to 'Mione! You know... friendship like..." Ron began.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Draco screamed as he ran into a tree.
"You know... what I mean right...?" Hermione asked Ron.
"AHHHHHHH!" Draco bellowed right before he ran into the lake.
"I dunno... are you thinking.... like what I'm thiniing?" Ron asked Hemione as Draco wailed in the backround. All throughout this Harry was sitting there mumbling to himself.
"I think you are thinking what I'm thinking," Hermione said embarressed," You know about me, and you..."
"COLD! COLD! COLD!" Draco shivered in the distance.
"Yeah, that we should be finishing our homework," Ron said.
"YOU IDIOT!" yelled a voice from behind them, it was Voldemort, himself.
"What?" Harry asked him,"Are you talking about him?" Harry asked pointing to Draco who was now jumping on one foot because he had kicked a rock and hurt his foot.
"Well, he's an idiot too," Voldemort began," But that's besides the point."
Author's Notes: Yeah, doesn't everyone just HATE clif hangers? Don't worry I WILL post the next and final chapter soon, and for those who like random fics I'm thinking of writing another one tell me what you think! Read and Reveiw please!
Author's Notes: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! This is such a completely random fic, its not even funny (okay maybe it is), if you depise fics that are completely and TOTALLY unrealistic you will ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS FIC! Otherwise, you will love it. I normally don't write fics like this, so don't be disappointed, I'll be back later... I am a very random person. I love cucumbers. And NASA. And Phred, the pickle guy... Okay THANK YOU Mione Weasley soo much... you have no idea how much you inspired me to write this stupid fis, thank you Cheese Diva, Hippi, Popcorn girl (for being EXTRA random) and Leya Ris (sorry I just had to thank my random sister too). Let the fic begin!
It was midnight, and Draco Malfoy had just broken into a Beaty Salon.
"It's all mine, my precious..." Draco whisperd as he stole hair spray, a hair drier, and many other items from the beauty shop. Then all of a sudden he vanished before the muggle police could find him.
* * *
"Harry," whispered Ron in Harry's ear," tell Hermione that you might know someone who might think that he might kind of sort of like someone whose really smart and has brown hair"
"Hermione I might know someone who might think that they might kind of sort of like someone whose really smart and has brown hair," Harry whispered to Hermione as he walked between the two around the lake. Harry was getting quite tired of their behavior.
"Well, tell Ron, that I think that I know someone who most likely likes this red-headed guys, just a little but." Herione whispered back to Harry.
Harry had given up on trying to get them to confess their love for eachother, after purposely trying to drown Hermione, before realizing Ron didn't know mouth-to-mouth, after staging loud conversations, and locking them in various classrooms, Harry had just decided to go along with everything. All of a sudden Draco Malfoy jumped out from behind a bush.
"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!" Draco shouted as he pointed his wand at Hermione. I was quite sad actually, after a tragic accident at a field trip. Hagrid had taken their class to Antartica to study some "Harmless Creature" that lived on ice burgs. The next thing you know he "accidently" fell of the iceburg. It had taken to his head and now he was completely crazy. Draco had resorted to trying to kill anyone who was not a pureblood. Which meant his first two targets were Harry and Hermione. He didn't want to kill Harry, no, Voldemoert would get Harry... but Hermione...
"Hemione! You'd better stop right now and surrendor, or I'll kill you!" Draco said loudly, trying to sound smart, "I've been stashing up on my muggle equipment!"
"And what are you going to do Draco, kill me with a stapler?" Hermione said, she had stopped taking him seriously after he had attempted murder seven times.
"No! Something much better than a stapler and a pencil sharpener combined!"Draco replied with happiness in his voice," Put your hands in the air and don't move! Don't make me shoot you!"Draco pulled out a hair drier.
Hermione tried to hold back laughter, she noticed that Harry was too... but Ron on the other hand...
"Hemione! Harry! On the ground! I've seen those before! There... called...gums.. I think! Dad's showed me pictures of those before! He says muggles kill eachother with them!" Ron siad this as he dove to the ground, Hermione and Harry followed. Harry was about to tell Ron what it really was but Ron interupted him," Hermione, I-- you've always been special to me..." Ron said, but became embarressed," I mean... like a friends... you know just a friend..."
"Yeah, me too Ron..." Hermione begane as she turned a bright shade of red, she seamed to have forgotten that they were in no damger whatsoever, but Harry had conviently forgotten to remind her," Ron I... I..."
"Hermione... I.... I..." Ron was cut off by Draco.
"I'm going to shoot this posin into your eyes first, the more painful the better," Draco put down the hair drier and picked up a bottlw of hair spray," Three... two... one.. AHHH! MY EYES!" Draco had aciiently sprayed hair spray in his eyes.
"Ron... I...... I've always had this thing about you..." Hermione started.
"AHHH! MY EYES!"Draco screamed as he ran around aimlessly, and blind.
"Me to 'Mione! You know... friendship like..." Ron began.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Draco screamed as he ran into a tree.
"You know... what I mean right...?" Hermione asked Ron.
"AHHHHHHH!" Draco bellowed right before he ran into the lake.
"I dunno... are you thinking.... like what I'm thiniing?" Ron asked Hemione as Draco wailed in the backround. All throughout this Harry was sitting there mumbling to himself.
"I think you are thinking what I'm thinking," Hermione said embarressed," You know about me, and you..."
"COLD! COLD! COLD!" Draco shivered in the distance.
"Yeah, that we should be finishing our homework," Ron said.
"YOU IDIOT!" yelled a voice from behind them, it was Voldemort, himself.
"What?" Harry asked him,"Are you talking about him?" Harry asked pointing to Draco who was now jumping on one foot because he had kicked a rock and hurt his foot.
"Well, he's an idiot too," Voldemort began," But that's besides the point."
Author's Notes: Yeah, doesn't everyone just HATE clif hangers? Don't worry I WILL post the next and final chapter soon, and for those who like random fics I'm thinking of writing another one tell me what you think! Read and Reveiw please!