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A/N: This is another version of chapter two, if Voldemort was evil!
Chapter Three: Chapter Two, Voldemort is Evil!
"The point is, is that those two over there obviously love each other, and its been driving me insane," Voldemort began, "I have been hiding behind a bush for the past two hours trying to kill Harry, and...people, people.
"Mr. Dark Lord, sir! Can I help kill Harry Potter? My father would be so proud!" Draco said excitedly.
"No," Voldemort said shortly.
"But..." Draco began.
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Voldemort yelled frustratingly.
"YOU!" Draco spat back at him.
"But..." Voldemort began.
"Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high..." Draco started singing.
"Anyway, Harry, I have come to kill you, you must die," Voldemort told Harry.
"Mr. Dark Lord, sir! Can I help kill Harry Potter? My father would be so proud!" Draco said excitedly.
"No! Didn't we already go through this?" Voldemort asked.
"No," Draco said shortly.
"But..." Voldemort began.
"No," Draco said.
"ENOUGH! I am here to kill Harry and nothing else! And NO Malfoy you may not help," Voldemort said enthusiastically.
"Tardier monkeys," Draco muttered under his breathe.
"Now Harry, prepare to die!" Voldemort roared, and then started laughing.
"Sure," Harry said, he was sick of Ron and Hermione acting so stupid, "Maybe Ron and Hermione will finally confess their love for each other."
"HARRY!" Hermione shrieked, "You PROMISED you wouldn't tell anyone!"
Voldemort slapped his forehead.
Harry rolled his eyes.
Draco ran around singing, "Ron and Hermione sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, First comes love..."
"Wow Hermione! You like me? Well, I guess I kind of like you too!" Ron said happily.
Ron and Hermione began to talk excitedly.
"ANYWAY, Harry, I don't know how you got away before, but you won't this time," Voldemort said anxiously.
"It was love Voldemort, my mother loved me, that was how I survived. I should be asking you how YOU survived without it," Harry shot at Voldemort.
"Love?" Draco asked, "Hm... Voldemort would you like a muffin?"
"Do you have blueberry? WAIT! What am I saying? I am here to kill Harry and nothing else," Voldemort finished fast.
"I LOVE muffins Draco!" Harry said.
"Good-bye Harry Potter, Voldemort said he sent the killing curse in Harry's way.
Draco threw a muffin to Harry. The muffin got the full force of the curse and exploded.
"My muffin," Harry sobbed.
"Don't worry Harry, here's another one," Draco threw it to Harry just as Voldemort tried to kill Harry again.
This happened several times.
"I give up, Voldemort yelled.
"Somebody forgot to take their nap today," Draco said as he shook his finger at Voldemort.
"Later!" Voldemort said as he ran of the grounds.
"And my my my look what we have here, Ron, Hermione, no snogging after 6:00 PM, you know the rules," Draco scolded.
On their way back to the castle Ron and Hermione couldn't keep their eyes off each other. And Draco, as usual, couldn't keep his mouth shut. As for Harry, he got his muffin in the end.
A/N: I have to thank Popcorn Girl for the whole muffin idea, it was her idea in the first place! Please review and I'll give you a cyber-muffin! And I might do another chapter...
A/N: This is another version of chapter two, if Voldemort was evil!
Chapter Three: Chapter Two, Voldemort is Evil!
"The point is, is that those two over there obviously love each other, and its been driving me insane," Voldemort began, "I have been hiding behind a bush for the past two hours trying to kill Harry, and...people, people.
"Mr. Dark Lord, sir! Can I help kill Harry Potter? My father would be so proud!" Draco said excitedly.
"No," Voldemort said shortly.
"But..." Draco began.
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"No,"
"But..."
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Voldemort yelled frustratingly.
"YOU!" Draco spat back at him.
"But..." Voldemort began.
"Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high..." Draco started singing.
"Anyway, Harry, I have come to kill you, you must die," Voldemort told Harry.
"Mr. Dark Lord, sir! Can I help kill Harry Potter? My father would be so proud!" Draco said excitedly.
"No! Didn't we already go through this?" Voldemort asked.
"No," Draco said shortly.
"But..." Voldemort began.
"No," Draco said.
"ENOUGH! I am here to kill Harry and nothing else! And NO Malfoy you may not help," Voldemort said enthusiastically.
"Tardier monkeys," Draco muttered under his breathe.
"Now Harry, prepare to die!" Voldemort roared, and then started laughing.
"Sure," Harry said, he was sick of Ron and Hermione acting so stupid, "Maybe Ron and Hermione will finally confess their love for each other."
"HARRY!" Hermione shrieked, "You PROMISED you wouldn't tell anyone!"
Voldemort slapped his forehead.
Harry rolled his eyes.
Draco ran around singing, "Ron and Hermione sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, First comes love..."
"Wow Hermione! You like me? Well, I guess I kind of like you too!" Ron said happily.
Ron and Hermione began to talk excitedly.
"ANYWAY, Harry, I don't know how you got away before, but you won't this time," Voldemort said anxiously.
"It was love Voldemort, my mother loved me, that was how I survived. I should be asking you how YOU survived without it," Harry shot at Voldemort.
"Love?" Draco asked, "Hm... Voldemort would you like a muffin?"
"Do you have blueberry? WAIT! What am I saying? I am here to kill Harry and nothing else," Voldemort finished fast.
"I LOVE muffins Draco!" Harry said.
"Good-bye Harry Potter, Voldemort said he sent the killing curse in Harry's way.
Draco threw a muffin to Harry. The muffin got the full force of the curse and exploded.
"My muffin," Harry sobbed.
"Don't worry Harry, here's another one," Draco threw it to Harry just as Voldemort tried to kill Harry again.
This happened several times.
"I give up, Voldemort yelled.
"Somebody forgot to take their nap today," Draco said as he shook his finger at Voldemort.
"Later!" Voldemort said as he ran of the grounds.
"And my my my look what we have here, Ron, Hermione, no snogging after 6:00 PM, you know the rules," Draco scolded.
On their way back to the castle Ron and Hermione couldn't keep their eyes off each other. And Draco, as usual, couldn't keep his mouth shut. As for Harry, he got his muffin in the end.
A/N: I have to thank Popcorn Girl for the whole muffin idea, it was her idea in the first place! Please review and I'll give you a cyber-muffin! And I might do another chapter...