NOW FOR CHAPPIE 6!!!! Disclaimer: I own nothing but my 1.5 brain cells.

After coming out of the closet, Bonnie tripped over the rug that had not been moved in years. Jack, having never been in this room before, tripped, and fell on top of her.
"Jack. Get off. I can't breathe. Too heavy. You need to go on diet." Bonnie panted.
"I'll get off. But only because I rather have you breathless from reasons other than your lungs are squashed." He grinned. He got up, and remembering what she had said, proclaimed "You think I'm fat?! You're suggesting that Captain Jack Sparrow is anything but perfect?! The very idea!" She laughed.
"Of course I'm not Jack. How could you be anything but perfect? Ok maybe you could tone down on the rum but other than that you have no flaws." She said thoughtfully. She grabbed his hand and jumped out the window.
They landed in a rose bush under the window. Jack yelped as a thorn prodded into his, umm.yeah, and Bonnie was not happy to have to struggle out of the thorns to freedom. They both had many cuts and scrapes by the time they were free of the plant.
"Well that normally works. But never again will I jump into a rose bush." Proclaimed Jack. "I'd rather take my chances with commodore puppy. At least he doesn't have thorns." Jack winced as he pulled a thorn out of his backside.
"I agree with you there, jail bird. Remind me to never trust my mother's old ideas again. She never mentioned a rose bush." Bonnie nodded before picking rose petals out of her hair.
"What did I tell you about that nickname, oh say five years ago?" Jack asked.
"That you loved it and wanted everyone to call you by it. And don't say you didn't. You were drunk." She replied.
"Love, when am I not drunk? But that has nothing to do with my state of mind. I don't like being called a jail bird!" Jack whispered fiercely. As they had talked they had moved toward the dock. When they fell silent they were standing before the black pearl.
"So where to Captain Jail Bird?" Bonnie asked innocently.
"Well I'm going to sail my Pearl towards that horizon, after I take ye back to the Gull and yer mother." He answered.
"WHAT?!?!? I will not be going home! I refuse!" She cried.
"Well I refuse to allow you on my ship." He replied to her shout. 'You are enough distraction as it is. I don't need to be trapped with you on a ship for God only knows how long.' He added silently. Then Bonnie did something unexpected. She actually looked scared! The girl who was as fearless as a fifteen year old could be, the girl who could give Black beard a run for his money, bold as brass Bonnie Turner, looked terrified.
Her eyes went wide and she began to chew on her bottom lip. Jack was gob smacked. He had never seen her less than perfectly composed. He felt guilty. For the first time in his life Jack began to second guess his decision.
"Now what is wrong lass?" He asked quietly. She drew a deep shuddering breath before answering.
"If you leave I will lose my only ally. I am afraid Jack. Afraid that as soon as you leave I will have to marry James. If I marry him he'll clip my wings. I'm afraid that I'll lose my freedom." She rolled her eyes skyward to stop the tears from falling.
"Alright lass. Come aboard. I'll see that your wings don't get clipped." He sighed. But it seemed that Bonnie was not done with the surprises yet. She leaned up and kissed Jack full on the mouth!

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