Summer with the Guys
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We open with Mewtwo and Mew and their new roomies...Lugia and Celebi.
Mew: Man, I don't know how where gonna live together!
Lugia: Come on, it'll be just like the old times. Hanging around, watching movies, playing truth or dare...
Mew: O__O (Hides in Mewtwo's arms)
Mewtwo: No, I don't think THAT will be happening anytime soon.
Celebi: You just don't want to, because you're afraid Mew might get laid by someone other than you!
Mewtwo: That's it! YOU'RE MEAT, BUG BOY! (Celebi and Mewtwo go at it. Blood and furniture goes flying.)
Lugia: MY LOVER! (Joins the fight)
Mew: Oooook, I'm gonna go take a shower now... (Goes into the bathroom, and shuts the door)
Mewtwo: (Walks out of the fray, leaving Lugia and Celebi fighting still) Heh heh, time for a little fun... (Tries to open the bathroom door) Locked? Hey, Mew!
Meanwhile, in the bathroom...
Mew: (In the shower) Not now, Mewtwo...I got many things to do...
Outside the bathroom...
Mewtwo: C'mon, Mew! Let me-
Mew: Ooooooh, yes!
Mewtwo: Mew?
Mew: Mmmmmmmm, yeah! Ohhhh!
Mewtwo: MEW?!
Mew: YES! YES! YES!!!
Mewtwo: MEW, ARE YOU DOING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WITHOUT ME?!
In the bathroom...
Mew: (Holding a bottle of a fimiliar shampoo) It's a totally organic...well, orgasmic, experience...
Mewtwo: (Sigh) I think I'll just go to the bar...I'll be back in a while...
Later, we find Mewtwo at a local bar in Miami...
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Mewtwo: 'Shining Butterfree', on the rocks.
Bartender: (Slides him the drink) No problem, chief.
Mewtwo: Thanks. (Drinks) Good stuff...
Unsuspecting someone: Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
Mewtwo: No...uh, who are you?
Unsuspecting someone: The last name of your drink.
Mewtwo: (Turns to see who it is) Hey! I know *you*! You're...you're that one Butterfree who ditched Ash!
Butterfree: Me? Ditch Ash?
Mewtwo: O.O You can talk?!
Butterfree: Uhhhh...I've always talked!
Mewtwo: I thought Butterfrees always made that funny sound!
Butterfree: Well, maybe I was asked to speak my mind...that, or the author felt like I deserved to talk.
Mewtwo: Yeah, the Author Powers can really get you...well, I'm Mewtwo, the Psychic Pokémon everyone loves. Well, maybe Mew...
Butterfree: Not that good with the ladies, are you?
Mewtwo: (Shrugs) I would get Sabrina or Nurse Joy, but...they're WAY out of my league...
Butterfree: Well...I can go you one better than sweet little Mew... (Whistles and 3 other Butterfrees, including that one Pink one, crowd around Butterfree. SHAFT theme plays.)
Mewtwo: O__O You're one pimped-out mother-
Pink Butterfree: Shut your mouth!
Mewtwo: I'm only talkin' about Butterfree.
Female Butterfrees: We can dig it!
Butterfree: ^__^
Mewtwo: -__-
Later, outside the bar...
Mewtwo: Wow...so you've done a lot more since you left Ash?
Butterfree: Oh, yeah...and I've *done* more than you've ever imagined! Anyways, tell me...what's the deal with you and Ash?
Mewtwo: Oh, I nearly killed his gay ass!
Butterfree: O__O You did?! ^__^ Was Misty crying?
Mewtwo: Ohhhhh, yeah!
Butterfree: Ha! I knew it! I knew those two had a thing for each other!
Mewtwo: Heh heh heh, yeah...you know...this could be the start of a...how do you say, really cool friendship...
Butterfree: Well, ever since I left the scene, I kinda figured I need someone to hang with other than my mad, hot pink girl.
Mewtwo: Hey, I know. You wanna come chill with me at my cabin? You know, kinda chill out. Drink some, watch TV some-
Butterfree: Get some...
Mewtwo: You get your own cabin if you and pinky wanna get in the mood sometime! ^__^
Butterfree: ^__^
Pinky: Hey, Butter-baby!
Butterfree: Hey, Pinky! (They pull a Mewtwo/Mew kiss)
Mewtwo: You two...
Pinky: Hey! You're that one psychic cat! The one that dates Mew!
Mewtwo: How'd you ever guess...
Pinky: You two looks so great for each other.
Butterfree: Hey. Mewtwo invited us to his pad. You wanna go?
Pinky: Sure! I wanna see Mew anyways!
The trio leave the bar. As they leave...
Butterfree: You know, you and me might just be a big thing with this friendship-thing...
Mewtwo: I ain't goin' for Yoai, you know...
Butterfree: ^__^ (Queen's 'You're My Best Friend' plays in the background)
Meanwhile, back at the Cabin...Mew is in her bed, holding a pillow over her head)
Lugia: (In the shower, singing) MY NAME IS ZILLA!
Celebi: (In the shower with Lugia) HE LIVES ACROSS THE LAAAAAANE!
Mew: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!
Lugia: You won't be sleeping when Mewtwo gets home!
Mew: -__- Where's my Midol when I need it...
Suddenly, Mewtwo and his new found friends show up.
Mewtwo: Hi, Mewzy, I'm home!
Mew: (Charges in and glomps Mewtwo)
Pinky: Oh, Mew! She's so pretty!
Mew: Hey, I know you! Butterfree's girl!
Pinky: Oh, it's so nice to meet you! (Hugs Mew, and they begin gossiping like normal women do...)
Butterfree: (Sigh) Women...you can't live with them...
Mewtwo: But you can't live without them... (High five's with Butterfree)
Lugia: (Busts out of the bathroom, wearing Mewtwo's robe) All clean!
Mewtwo: MY ROBE! YOU TAKE THAT OFF! NOW!
Lugia: O__o Ok? (Takes it off)
Mewtwo: NO, NO, NO! PUT IT BACK ON!
Celebi: Noooooo, take it off!
Mewtwo: Celebi! Don't make me beat you up again!
Celebi: (Whispers) You can take it off in my bedroom!
Lugia: Ok! (Follows Celebi into his/her bedroom and locks door)
Butterfree: O__O My...your, uh...roommates are...nice...
Mewtwo: You should see them back home...listen, Mew and I are gonna go to bed...we'll see you guys in the morning...
Mew: Goody, goody! Now we get to try that comfy bed out! (Purrs at Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: Whoa, you kill me, Mew!
Mew and Mewtwo go to bed...meanwhile, Butterfree flops on the couch...
Butterfree: Hey, Pinky! You wanna watch TV?
Pinky: (Jumps in Butterfree's lap) Sure! (Turns on TV. CSI: MIAMI is on) Oh, goody! My favorite!
Butterfree: Uh, Pinky...why are you sitting on my lap?
Pinky: A few reasons...hee hee...
Butterfree: -__-
To be continued?
Quite an awkward ending...Oh, hi! Well, let's see. Butterfree, after never being seen on Pokémion the anime ever again, decides to join the fic and befriend Mewtwo? Wow! That's a bit of a no brainer! Well, stay tuned, because you never know what'll happen next! What will the morning have in store for the gang? And what could be waiting for them next? And when will Vicious pop up in the fic again? All that, plus, Kuro-chan! So, stay tuned, and remember to watch CSI every Monday night on the New TNN! (SHAMELESS PROMOTION) No, I'm kidding! Seriously, stay tuned for my next chapter!
Do stay tuned...we're having such fun, and we wish not to stop!
Disclaimer: You know these disclaimers! So read the fic!
We open with Mewtwo and Mew and their new roomies...Lugia and Celebi.
Mew: Man, I don't know how where gonna live together!
Lugia: Come on, it'll be just like the old times. Hanging around, watching movies, playing truth or dare...
Mew: O__O (Hides in Mewtwo's arms)
Mewtwo: No, I don't think THAT will be happening anytime soon.
Celebi: You just don't want to, because you're afraid Mew might get laid by someone other than you!
Mewtwo: That's it! YOU'RE MEAT, BUG BOY! (Celebi and Mewtwo go at it. Blood and furniture goes flying.)
Lugia: MY LOVER! (Joins the fight)
Mew: Oooook, I'm gonna go take a shower now... (Goes into the bathroom, and shuts the door)
Mewtwo: (Walks out of the fray, leaving Lugia and Celebi fighting still) Heh heh, time for a little fun... (Tries to open the bathroom door) Locked? Hey, Mew!
Meanwhile, in the bathroom...
Mew: (In the shower) Not now, Mewtwo...I got many things to do...
Outside the bathroom...
Mewtwo: C'mon, Mew! Let me-
Mew: Ooooooh, yes!
Mewtwo: Mew?
Mew: Mmmmmmmm, yeah! Ohhhh!
Mewtwo: MEW?!
Mew: YES! YES! YES!!!
Mewtwo: MEW, ARE YOU DOING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WITHOUT ME?!
In the bathroom...
Mew: (Holding a bottle of a fimiliar shampoo) It's a totally organic...well, orgasmic, experience...
Mewtwo: (Sigh) I think I'll just go to the bar...I'll be back in a while...
Later, we find Mewtwo at a local bar in Miami...
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Mewtwo: 'Shining Butterfree', on the rocks.
Bartender: (Slides him the drink) No problem, chief.
Mewtwo: Thanks. (Drinks) Good stuff...
Unsuspecting someone: Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
Mewtwo: No...uh, who are you?
Unsuspecting someone: The last name of your drink.
Mewtwo: (Turns to see who it is) Hey! I know *you*! You're...you're that one Butterfree who ditched Ash!
Butterfree: Me? Ditch Ash?
Mewtwo: O.O You can talk?!
Butterfree: Uhhhh...I've always talked!
Mewtwo: I thought Butterfrees always made that funny sound!
Butterfree: Well, maybe I was asked to speak my mind...that, or the author felt like I deserved to talk.
Mewtwo: Yeah, the Author Powers can really get you...well, I'm Mewtwo, the Psychic Pokémon everyone loves. Well, maybe Mew...
Butterfree: Not that good with the ladies, are you?
Mewtwo: (Shrugs) I would get Sabrina or Nurse Joy, but...they're WAY out of my league...
Butterfree: Well...I can go you one better than sweet little Mew... (Whistles and 3 other Butterfrees, including that one Pink one, crowd around Butterfree. SHAFT theme plays.)
Mewtwo: O__O You're one pimped-out mother-
Pink Butterfree: Shut your mouth!
Mewtwo: I'm only talkin' about Butterfree.
Female Butterfrees: We can dig it!
Butterfree: ^__^
Mewtwo: -__-
Later, outside the bar...
Mewtwo: Wow...so you've done a lot more since you left Ash?
Butterfree: Oh, yeah...and I've *done* more than you've ever imagined! Anyways, tell me...what's the deal with you and Ash?
Mewtwo: Oh, I nearly killed his gay ass!
Butterfree: O__O You did?! ^__^ Was Misty crying?
Mewtwo: Ohhhhh, yeah!
Butterfree: Ha! I knew it! I knew those two had a thing for each other!
Mewtwo: Heh heh heh, yeah...you know...this could be the start of a...how do you say, really cool friendship...
Butterfree: Well, ever since I left the scene, I kinda figured I need someone to hang with other than my mad, hot pink girl.
Mewtwo: Hey, I know. You wanna come chill with me at my cabin? You know, kinda chill out. Drink some, watch TV some-
Butterfree: Get some...
Mewtwo: You get your own cabin if you and pinky wanna get in the mood sometime! ^__^
Butterfree: ^__^
Pinky: Hey, Butter-baby!
Butterfree: Hey, Pinky! (They pull a Mewtwo/Mew kiss)
Mewtwo: You two...
Pinky: Hey! You're that one psychic cat! The one that dates Mew!
Mewtwo: How'd you ever guess...
Pinky: You two looks so great for each other.
Butterfree: Hey. Mewtwo invited us to his pad. You wanna go?
Pinky: Sure! I wanna see Mew anyways!
The trio leave the bar. As they leave...
Butterfree: You know, you and me might just be a big thing with this friendship-thing...
Mewtwo: I ain't goin' for Yoai, you know...
Butterfree: ^__^ (Queen's 'You're My Best Friend' plays in the background)
Meanwhile, back at the Cabin...Mew is in her bed, holding a pillow over her head)
Lugia: (In the shower, singing) MY NAME IS ZILLA!
Celebi: (In the shower with Lugia) HE LIVES ACROSS THE LAAAAAANE!
Mew: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!
Lugia: You won't be sleeping when Mewtwo gets home!
Mew: -__- Where's my Midol when I need it...
Suddenly, Mewtwo and his new found friends show up.
Mewtwo: Hi, Mewzy, I'm home!
Mew: (Charges in and glomps Mewtwo)
Pinky: Oh, Mew! She's so pretty!
Mew: Hey, I know you! Butterfree's girl!
Pinky: Oh, it's so nice to meet you! (Hugs Mew, and they begin gossiping like normal women do...)
Butterfree: (Sigh) Women...you can't live with them...
Mewtwo: But you can't live without them... (High five's with Butterfree)
Lugia: (Busts out of the bathroom, wearing Mewtwo's robe) All clean!
Mewtwo: MY ROBE! YOU TAKE THAT OFF! NOW!
Lugia: O__o Ok? (Takes it off)
Mewtwo: NO, NO, NO! PUT IT BACK ON!
Celebi: Noooooo, take it off!
Mewtwo: Celebi! Don't make me beat you up again!
Celebi: (Whispers) You can take it off in my bedroom!
Lugia: Ok! (Follows Celebi into his/her bedroom and locks door)
Butterfree: O__O My...your, uh...roommates are...nice...
Mewtwo: You should see them back home...listen, Mew and I are gonna go to bed...we'll see you guys in the morning...
Mew: Goody, goody! Now we get to try that comfy bed out! (Purrs at Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: Whoa, you kill me, Mew!
Mew and Mewtwo go to bed...meanwhile, Butterfree flops on the couch...
Butterfree: Hey, Pinky! You wanna watch TV?
Pinky: (Jumps in Butterfree's lap) Sure! (Turns on TV. CSI: MIAMI is on) Oh, goody! My favorite!
Butterfree: Uh, Pinky...why are you sitting on my lap?
Pinky: A few reasons...hee hee...
Butterfree: -__-
To be continued?
Quite an awkward ending...Oh, hi! Well, let's see. Butterfree, after never being seen on Pokémion the anime ever again, decides to join the fic and befriend Mewtwo? Wow! That's a bit of a no brainer! Well, stay tuned, because you never know what'll happen next! What will the morning have in store for the gang? And what could be waiting for them next? And when will Vicious pop up in the fic again? All that, plus, Kuro-chan! So, stay tuned, and remember to watch CSI every Monday night on the New TNN! (SHAMELESS PROMOTION) No, I'm kidding! Seriously, stay tuned for my next chapter!
Do stay tuned...we're having such fun, and we wish not to stop!