Summer with the Guys
Disclaimer: Kenny Loggings owns his song 'Danger Zone', and I own nothing! Please read the fic!
The sun rises across the horizon of Miami, Florida. The seagulls fly across the sky, the waves crash on the beaches, and we find...
Mewtwo: (Snore)
Mew: (Holding a pillow over her head)
...Mewtwo and Mew enjoying their relaxing vacation.
Mew: Oh, shut up, you stupid annoucer!
Mewtwo: (Wakes up) Man, I slept like a baby Pichu...
Mew: And I slept like a disturbed Wobbufett.
Mewtwo: o__O Did you...get a good night sleep?
Mew: No... (Sigh) I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee...
Mewtwo: You do that. I'm gonna go shower. (Goes to the bathroom)
Mew heads to the kitchen, but as she passes the main room of the beach house...
Butterfree: (Singing loudly) Highway to the Danger Zone!
Pinky: Baby, I love it when you sing, but don't sing so loudly!
Mew: You guys never cease to have fun, do you?
Butterfree: We just got done watching Top Gun!
Mew: (Notices the movie's credits rolling) I can see that...but why are you singing?
Butterfree: It's the theme song for the movie!
Mew: o__o;; Ooook, you guys want some coffee?
Pinky: Got decaf?
Mew: Nope...
Butterfree: Folgers?
Mew: Nope.
Butterfree/Pinky: Dang...
Mewtwo: (Shows up) Hi, guys.
Mew: Mewtwo? I thought you was gonna take a shower.
Mewtwo: I did.
Mew: That was quick.
Mewtwo: Yep, that's why I have smooth skin. So easy to clean!
Butterfree: That reminds me, you guys wanna go surfing today?
Mew: Aren't you weak against water?
Mewtwo: Let alone salt water, for that matter.
Butterfree: As long as I wear water repellent cream, I'll be fine!
Pinky: Yeah! Let's go!
Later, we find the gang packing up their rental SUV.
Mewtwo: Ok, Surfboard, Lounging seat, sodas...I feel like we're missing something...
Mew: Oh! (Grabs her 'bikini') Hee hee...I love this bikini!
Mewtwo: O__O;; Mew...sometimes, I question you're lack of decency...
Butterfree: Yeah, Pinky isn't that...how do you say...'wicked'.
Mew: (Puzzled) Ummm...sure...
So, they leave for the beach. But, at the beach...
Lugia: (Lounging) Ahhhh, nothing like the beach, the sun, and the ocean to soothe one's spirit...CELEBI! WHERE'S MY 7UP?!
Celebi: -__- Coming, Lugia! (Throws the can of 7up at Lugia's head)
Lugia: OUCH!
Celebi: It slipped out of my hand!
Lugia: ...Sure it did...
Suddenly, the gan pulls in the parking lot.
Lugia: Oh, lord...here comes Robin Two and his band of Merry Twits...
Celebi: And the Lovely Maid Mew...
Mewtwo: Gee, uh, thanks for that warm welcome.
Mew: Did you call me lovely, Celebi?
Celebi: (Checking out Mew's bikini) Oh, me? No! I love my Lugia-san!
Lugia: Awww, shucks, Celebi...
Mewtwo: God, can this anymore gooey and disgusting?
Butterfree: Dunno...let's go, Two.
So, the two grabs their boards, and head out to the ocean front.
Mew: I can't wait for Mewtwo to bail out.
Celebi: (Continues staring at Mew) Yeah, I can't wait for your two to fall out.
Mew: W-what?
Celebi: I mean, uh, same here!
Lugia: Celebi, quit staring at Mew!
Celebi: (Whispers to Lugia) Her pair is about fall out of her top!
Lugia: So?
Celebi: I'm worried about her diginity...what would Mewtwo think?
Lugia: He'd love it.
Mew: Man, this top is killing me. (Takes her bikini top off)
Celebi: Oh, my God! (Hides in Lugia's wing)
Lugia: O__O Mew, is that you?
Mew: (Annoyed) You got a problem with my body?
Lugia: No! Not at all!
Mew: -__- Sick, annoying pervert...
Meanwhile...
Mewtwo: (Waiting on his board) COME ON, YOU STUPID WAVES! HIT ME!
Butterfree: One wave never hits no one.
Mewtwo: I want to surf already! (Wave hits him, knocking him off his board)
Butterfree: (Rides the wave) YEAAAAAAAH! THIS IS SO COOL!
Mewtwo: (Emerges from water) (Cough, cough) Yech! This water is disgusting!
Butterfree: Salt water is supposed to taste disgusting.
Mewtwo: Still...YECH!
Butterfree: Brother...PINKY!
Pinky: YEAH, BABY?!
Butterfree: WATCH THIS! (rides another wave)
Mewtwo: Lucky little bug... (Another wave comes towards Mewtwo) Oh, crap... (Gets hit again, this time washing him to shore)
Mew: Hi, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Oh, hi, Mew-HOLY CHAOS ZERO! (Covers Mew's...well, you know) MEW, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Mew: Two...I'm sun-bathing...
Mewtwo: What is sick obsession with nudity?
Mew: I love my body...and I know for a fact, you love it too.
Mewtwo: What are you talking about?
Mew: You're touching my personal parts of my body right now, aren't you?
Mewtwo: (Looks at the crowd staring at them) Mew, I'm only doing this to hide your diginity!
Kuro-Chan: Ooooh, Mewtwo strikes again! (snaps a picture)
Vicious: Why, Mewtwo, I had no idea you'd go THIS far to do that!
Mewtwo: SHUT UP! MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW OFF HER BODY!
Away from the crowd, we find Lugia now surfing on his body with Celebi riding his back.
Celebi: (Sigh) Riding on the ocean is so romantic...the sun on my shoulders, the wind on my body...how do you feel, Lugia?
Lugia: (Eating Goldeen as he surfs) IT'S DELICIOUS!
Butterfree: (Surfs up) You know that Goldeen with salt water covering them is bad for your digestive track?
Lugia: So? I'm hungry!
Butterfree: Ok, but don't cry to me when you get the runs. (Catches ANOTHER wave!)
Lugia: The runs...heh! I'll be just fine!
Later that night back at the beach house...
Mewtwo: Well, that was a fine day! What'd you think, Lugia?
Lugia: Oh, man...I gotta blow chunks! (Runs to the bathroom)
Pinky: Ew!
Butterfree: Wait, Goldeens covered in salt water causes nausea, not indegestion.
Mewtwo: What, and you're some sort of doctor on stomachs now?
Butterfree: Earned my degree on FreeDegrees.com! ^__^
Mew: I could use one right now. (Wearing her underwear, thankfully covering her body...but not her sunburns)
Mewtwo: Well, it serves you right for taking off your bikini.
Mew: Owwwww, Mewtwo! Could you get me some cold cream?
Mewtwo: Why bother? It wouldn't help your bright red body.
Mew: Well, you don't look like a bowl cherries yourself!
Mewtwo: (Looks in the mirror and sees...he's sunburned too!) AW, CRAP!
Butterfree: Look, we've got a pair of tomatoes! ^__^
Pinky: (Laughs and kisses butterfree)
Mew: Yuck.
Mewtwo: Gooey. (Realizes something) Oh, stupid me! I forgot to grab the sunscreen!
Mew: (Psyblasts Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: OWWWWWW! DAMMIT! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Mew: Look, Two, let's get something clear here...next time we go to the beach, (Head grows very big) DO NOT FORGET THE SUNSCREEN, AND WE WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!
Butterfree: O__O
Pinky: O__O
Mewtwo: Owwww...
Mew: OW, CRAP! Now, my face hurts!
Celebi: Well, this HAS been a fun day! Same time tommorow, guys?
Everyone: NO!
Celebi: Man, you bunch of party-poopers!
To be continued?
Well, maybe Mew should consider stopping herself from going all out with her body now! Well, stay tuned, and find out if our beloved gang of misfits can cope with sunburns, the roomies, and anything else that can be thrown at them. Until then, remember...always wear sunscreen when you're at the beach! (See, I had to throw a moral in this story. It's just...o__O)
Stay tuned, for the love of Chaos Zero!
Disclaimer: Kenny Loggings owns his song 'Danger Zone', and I own nothing! Please read the fic!
The sun rises across the horizon of Miami, Florida. The seagulls fly across the sky, the waves crash on the beaches, and we find...
Mewtwo: (Snore)
Mew: (Holding a pillow over her head)
...Mewtwo and Mew enjoying their relaxing vacation.
Mew: Oh, shut up, you stupid annoucer!
Mewtwo: (Wakes up) Man, I slept like a baby Pichu...
Mew: And I slept like a disturbed Wobbufett.
Mewtwo: o__O Did you...get a good night sleep?
Mew: No... (Sigh) I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee...
Mewtwo: You do that. I'm gonna go shower. (Goes to the bathroom)
Mew heads to the kitchen, but as she passes the main room of the beach house...
Butterfree: (Singing loudly) Highway to the Danger Zone!
Pinky: Baby, I love it when you sing, but don't sing so loudly!
Mew: You guys never cease to have fun, do you?
Butterfree: We just got done watching Top Gun!
Mew: (Notices the movie's credits rolling) I can see that...but why are you singing?
Butterfree: It's the theme song for the movie!
Mew: o__o;; Ooook, you guys want some coffee?
Pinky: Got decaf?
Mew: Nope...
Butterfree: Folgers?
Mew: Nope.
Butterfree/Pinky: Dang...
Mewtwo: (Shows up) Hi, guys.
Mew: Mewtwo? I thought you was gonna take a shower.
Mewtwo: I did.
Mew: That was quick.
Mewtwo: Yep, that's why I have smooth skin. So easy to clean!
Butterfree: That reminds me, you guys wanna go surfing today?
Mew: Aren't you weak against water?
Mewtwo: Let alone salt water, for that matter.
Butterfree: As long as I wear water repellent cream, I'll be fine!
Pinky: Yeah! Let's go!
Later, we find the gang packing up their rental SUV.
Mewtwo: Ok, Surfboard, Lounging seat, sodas...I feel like we're missing something...
Mew: Oh! (Grabs her 'bikini') Hee hee...I love this bikini!
Mewtwo: O__O;; Mew...sometimes, I question you're lack of decency...
Butterfree: Yeah, Pinky isn't that...how do you say...'wicked'.
Mew: (Puzzled) Ummm...sure...
So, they leave for the beach. But, at the beach...
Lugia: (Lounging) Ahhhh, nothing like the beach, the sun, and the ocean to soothe one's spirit...CELEBI! WHERE'S MY 7UP?!
Celebi: -__- Coming, Lugia! (Throws the can of 7up at Lugia's head)
Lugia: OUCH!
Celebi: It slipped out of my hand!
Lugia: ...Sure it did...
Suddenly, the gan pulls in the parking lot.
Lugia: Oh, lord...here comes Robin Two and his band of Merry Twits...
Celebi: And the Lovely Maid Mew...
Mewtwo: Gee, uh, thanks for that warm welcome.
Mew: Did you call me lovely, Celebi?
Celebi: (Checking out Mew's bikini) Oh, me? No! I love my Lugia-san!
Lugia: Awww, shucks, Celebi...
Mewtwo: God, can this anymore gooey and disgusting?
Butterfree: Dunno...let's go, Two.
So, the two grabs their boards, and head out to the ocean front.
Mew: I can't wait for Mewtwo to bail out.
Celebi: (Continues staring at Mew) Yeah, I can't wait for your two to fall out.
Mew: W-what?
Celebi: I mean, uh, same here!
Lugia: Celebi, quit staring at Mew!
Celebi: (Whispers to Lugia) Her pair is about fall out of her top!
Lugia: So?
Celebi: I'm worried about her diginity...what would Mewtwo think?
Lugia: He'd love it.
Mew: Man, this top is killing me. (Takes her bikini top off)
Celebi: Oh, my God! (Hides in Lugia's wing)
Lugia: O__O Mew, is that you?
Mew: (Annoyed) You got a problem with my body?
Lugia: No! Not at all!
Mew: -__- Sick, annoying pervert...
Meanwhile...
Mewtwo: (Waiting on his board) COME ON, YOU STUPID WAVES! HIT ME!
Butterfree: One wave never hits no one.
Mewtwo: I want to surf already! (Wave hits him, knocking him off his board)
Butterfree: (Rides the wave) YEAAAAAAAH! THIS IS SO COOL!
Mewtwo: (Emerges from water) (Cough, cough) Yech! This water is disgusting!
Butterfree: Salt water is supposed to taste disgusting.
Mewtwo: Still...YECH!
Butterfree: Brother...PINKY!
Pinky: YEAH, BABY?!
Butterfree: WATCH THIS! (rides another wave)
Mewtwo: Lucky little bug... (Another wave comes towards Mewtwo) Oh, crap... (Gets hit again, this time washing him to shore)
Mew: Hi, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Oh, hi, Mew-HOLY CHAOS ZERO! (Covers Mew's...well, you know) MEW, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Mew: Two...I'm sun-bathing...
Mewtwo: What is sick obsession with nudity?
Mew: I love my body...and I know for a fact, you love it too.
Mewtwo: What are you talking about?
Mew: You're touching my personal parts of my body right now, aren't you?
Mewtwo: (Looks at the crowd staring at them) Mew, I'm only doing this to hide your diginity!
Kuro-Chan: Ooooh, Mewtwo strikes again! (snaps a picture)
Vicious: Why, Mewtwo, I had no idea you'd go THIS far to do that!
Mewtwo: SHUT UP! MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW OFF HER BODY!
Away from the crowd, we find Lugia now surfing on his body with Celebi riding his back.
Celebi: (Sigh) Riding on the ocean is so romantic...the sun on my shoulders, the wind on my body...how do you feel, Lugia?
Lugia: (Eating Goldeen as he surfs) IT'S DELICIOUS!
Butterfree: (Surfs up) You know that Goldeen with salt water covering them is bad for your digestive track?
Lugia: So? I'm hungry!
Butterfree: Ok, but don't cry to me when you get the runs. (Catches ANOTHER wave!)
Lugia: The runs...heh! I'll be just fine!
Later that night back at the beach house...
Mewtwo: Well, that was a fine day! What'd you think, Lugia?
Lugia: Oh, man...I gotta blow chunks! (Runs to the bathroom)
Pinky: Ew!
Butterfree: Wait, Goldeens covered in salt water causes nausea, not indegestion.
Mewtwo: What, and you're some sort of doctor on stomachs now?
Butterfree: Earned my degree on FreeDegrees.com! ^__^
Mew: I could use one right now. (Wearing her underwear, thankfully covering her body...but not her sunburns)
Mewtwo: Well, it serves you right for taking off your bikini.
Mew: Owwwww, Mewtwo! Could you get me some cold cream?
Mewtwo: Why bother? It wouldn't help your bright red body.
Mew: Well, you don't look like a bowl cherries yourself!
Mewtwo: (Looks in the mirror and sees...he's sunburned too!) AW, CRAP!
Butterfree: Look, we've got a pair of tomatoes! ^__^
Pinky: (Laughs and kisses butterfree)
Mew: Yuck.
Mewtwo: Gooey. (Realizes something) Oh, stupid me! I forgot to grab the sunscreen!
Mew: (Psyblasts Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: OWWWWWW! DAMMIT! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Mew: Look, Two, let's get something clear here...next time we go to the beach, (Head grows very big) DO NOT FORGET THE SUNSCREEN, AND WE WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!
Butterfree: O__O
Pinky: O__O
Mewtwo: Owwww...
Mew: OW, CRAP! Now, my face hurts!
Celebi: Well, this HAS been a fun day! Same time tommorow, guys?
Everyone: NO!
Celebi: Man, you bunch of party-poopers!
To be continued?
Well, maybe Mew should consider stopping herself from going all out with her body now! Well, stay tuned, and find out if our beloved gang of misfits can cope with sunburns, the roomies, and anything else that can be thrown at them. Until then, remember...always wear sunscreen when you're at the beach! (See, I had to throw a moral in this story. It's just...o__O)
Stay tuned, for the love of Chaos Zero!