What if.? It hadn't been Grandma in the Closet?
Stifler raced away from Jim, Finch, and.,. the other one, and towards the Closet, cursing them under his breath.
'Stupid fucking losers!' he muttered, 'What the hell did that retard Jim think he was doing, wasting my precious fucking time with that shit. "Oh, thank you for your help, I love you, blah blah blah blah blah.'
He sped round the final corner and into the Closet, shutting the door behind him.
'Woah, it's dark in here. Hey baby, how long have you been waiting?'
* * * * *
5 minutes ago
Bear hummed 'Dancing Queen' as he strolled along the corridor. He was pleased with himself, having managed to get his paws (hee hee) on an invitation to the wedding off Finch, in return for not telling everybody.,. well, that's another story.
He had run out of towels in his room, and was going to find some more, dressed only in a bathrobe. Bear had heard there was a linen closet near his room, and that was where he was headed.
He had reached his destination, and entered the surprisingly large closet, and was searching for towels, when he heard the door close, submerging him in total blackness
'Woah, it's dark in here,' he heard a voice say, 'Hey Baby, how long have you been waiting?'
* * * * *
Stifler reached out in the dark, and upon touching a bathrobe, he pulled its wearer towards him.
'Oh Baby.,.' he whispered, and planted a kiss on his companion's lips. Bear, after a moment of hesitation, kissed right back. After a short while, Stifler, still oblivious, slipped his hand into the bathrobe.,.
* * * * *
Cadence hurried along the corridor towards the Closet, having finally managed to escape from her mother. She worried that she may have left 'Steven' waiting for too long.
Just as she was approaching it, Stifler hurtled out of the closet, desperately zipping up his pants, and ran blindly past her in his panic.
'Well,' thought Cadence, 'That's odd.'
Stifler raced away from Jim, Finch, and.,. the other one, and towards the Closet, cursing them under his breath.
'Stupid fucking losers!' he muttered, 'What the hell did that retard Jim think he was doing, wasting my precious fucking time with that shit. "Oh, thank you for your help, I love you, blah blah blah blah blah.'
He sped round the final corner and into the Closet, shutting the door behind him.
'Woah, it's dark in here. Hey baby, how long have you been waiting?'
* * * * *
5 minutes ago
Bear hummed 'Dancing Queen' as he strolled along the corridor. He was pleased with himself, having managed to get his paws (hee hee) on an invitation to the wedding off Finch, in return for not telling everybody.,. well, that's another story.
He had run out of towels in his room, and was going to find some more, dressed only in a bathrobe. Bear had heard there was a linen closet near his room, and that was where he was headed.
He had reached his destination, and entered the surprisingly large closet, and was searching for towels, when he heard the door close, submerging him in total blackness
'Woah, it's dark in here,' he heard a voice say, 'Hey Baby, how long have you been waiting?'
* * * * *
Stifler reached out in the dark, and upon touching a bathrobe, he pulled its wearer towards him.
'Oh Baby.,.' he whispered, and planted a kiss on his companion's lips. Bear, after a moment of hesitation, kissed right back. After a short while, Stifler, still oblivious, slipped his hand into the bathrobe.,.
* * * * *
Cadence hurried along the corridor towards the Closet, having finally managed to escape from her mother. She worried that she may have left 'Steven' waiting for too long.
Just as she was approaching it, Stifler hurtled out of the closet, desperately zipping up his pants, and ran blindly past her in his panic.
'Well,' thought Cadence, 'That's odd.'