Choosing to keep her troubles to herself, Belldandy decided to play the
mute and hope they wouldn't add to the noise and hurt her already throbbing
head. Unfortunately, Fate has a sadistic streak.
"Big sister! Urd screwed up one of my inventions again!"
" I did not! And it was your fault for spilling my love potion XXX no 234! It was nearly complete!"
" That was an accident! And you didn't have to mess up my Banpei super- duper arm upgrade version 2.37!"
" Come on! It's just a stupid machine!"
" IS NOT!"
" IS TO!"
" IS NOT!"
"IS TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
" AH HA! So you agree it is just a stupid machine!"
" Wha...HEY! You tricked me! Big sister!"
" sh.shut..up." Belldandy said so softly that only she could hear it.
" What'd you say Big Sister?"
" All of you, SHUT THE HELL UP GODDAMNIT!" Belldandy shouted at the top of her voice to all of them, her face bright red from anger.
There was a stunned silence as everybody stared at Belldandy. Belldandy the chaste, the pure, the perfect little goddess. This was the Belldandy that wouldn't hurt a fly. Heck if she found an injured fly she'd probably nursed it back to health and released it back into nature,telling it to come visit sometime. And yet, this was the Belldandy that just told them to shut the hell up.
Belldandy didn't want to do that, but she had too due to her lack of darjeeling tea, the noise level and her evidently visible throbbing head. Yes, she was a goddess. But she too had her limits just like you and I. And she sweared if she had to listen to one more stupid question or comment OR ANYTHING! Her head would explode. And she meant that literally.
" Bell..Belldandy, are you alright? Your head's throbbing pretty badly." Keiichi asked with good intentions.
And that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
"AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Belldandy let out one last cry of despair before her head exploded (YES, literally.). Spraying blood and brain matter everywhere before her lifeless(and headless I might add.) body slumped down on the dining table like a slab of meat.
Keiichi, Skuld and Urd having seen all this did the most logical thing a person would do if your cherished loved one's head just suddenly exploded during breakfast all because of a simple question.
They fainted.
END
Your wise decision to let Belldandy suffer in silence has caused her to die a rather gruesome death, a hefty laundry bill, and many years of therapy for her loved ones having been traumatized for life. I sure hope you're satisfied you sick freak.
"Big sister! Urd screwed up one of my inventions again!"
" I did not! And it was your fault for spilling my love potion XXX no 234! It was nearly complete!"
" That was an accident! And you didn't have to mess up my Banpei super- duper arm upgrade version 2.37!"
" Come on! It's just a stupid machine!"
" IS NOT!"
" IS TO!"
" IS NOT!"
"IS TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"NOT!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
" AH HA! So you agree it is just a stupid machine!"
" Wha...HEY! You tricked me! Big sister!"
" sh.shut..up." Belldandy said so softly that only she could hear it.
" What'd you say Big Sister?"
" All of you, SHUT THE HELL UP GODDAMNIT!" Belldandy shouted at the top of her voice to all of them, her face bright red from anger.
There was a stunned silence as everybody stared at Belldandy. Belldandy the chaste, the pure, the perfect little goddess. This was the Belldandy that wouldn't hurt a fly. Heck if she found an injured fly she'd probably nursed it back to health and released it back into nature,telling it to come visit sometime. And yet, this was the Belldandy that just told them to shut the hell up.
Belldandy didn't want to do that, but she had too due to her lack of darjeeling tea, the noise level and her evidently visible throbbing head. Yes, she was a goddess. But she too had her limits just like you and I. And she sweared if she had to listen to one more stupid question or comment OR ANYTHING! Her head would explode. And she meant that literally.
" Bell..Belldandy, are you alright? Your head's throbbing pretty badly." Keiichi asked with good intentions.
And that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
"AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Belldandy let out one last cry of despair before her head exploded (YES, literally.). Spraying blood and brain matter everywhere before her lifeless(and headless I might add.) body slumped down on the dining table like a slab of meat.
Keiichi, Skuld and Urd having seen all this did the most logical thing a person would do if your cherished loved one's head just suddenly exploded during breakfast all because of a simple question.
They fainted.
END
Your wise decision to let Belldandy suffer in silence has caused her to die a rather gruesome death, a hefty laundry bill, and many years of therapy for her loved ones having been traumatized for life. I sure hope you're satisfied you sick freak.