Pyromaniac: 'Dude Where's My Car?' gotta be the most brilliantly stupid comedy ever made

Monkey Chan: What about 'Night at the Roxbury'?

Pyromaniac: ……. Deep. Anywho, this chapter is long but filled with the same repeated, plagiarized joke!

Monkey Chan: DUDE!

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"Reproduction, reproduction." John burst out singing. "Baby, give it to me now." He ran over to Pietro and threw his arms around him. "Reproduction, reproduction. Is that all you think about? Reproduction. Come on baby show me that you really love me so- Oh my god! A squirrel!" He let go of Pietro, grabbed his butterfly net and ran after the squirrel.

"That's new." Pietro commented watching John run out the door. "Usually he sings "I Feel like A Woman"

"Dude" Peter said suddenly. "Where's your dad?"

"Dude, where's my dad?"

"Dude, where's your dad?"

"Dude where's my dad?"

"Dude, where's your dad?"

"Dude where's my dad?"

"Dude, where's your dad?"

"Dude where's my dad?"

"*Snicker* "

"Dude, it's not funny dude, where's my dad dude?"

One hour, thirty-two minutes, and forty-five seconds later.

"Dude where's your dad?"

"Where's my dad, dude?"

"Dude, where's your dad?"

"Dudes!" John cried running into the room, with a squirrel on his shoulder. "I think I know how to find your dad, dude"

"Dude, you do?"

"Ya, dude. That Sabertooth dude is keeping your dad busy, dude."

"Dude, how are we going to find that Sabertooth dude, who has Pietro's scary dad, dude?"

"I know just the dude!" Pietro cried jumping to his feet. "To the Acolyte mobile!"

"Tra la la la la!"

After several wrong turns and dead ends, they finally make it out of the garage.

"Dude, who would have thought that the garage door would be the way out?" Peter said looking back at the slightly demolished garage.

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Random shots of Sabertooth running through a field with squirrels and bunnies

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"Aw finally the perfect place to pick up some ladies" A now sober Remy said with a grin looking up at the sign 'Bayville Elementary School.' "They must have girls here!"

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More shots of Sabertooth playing with little animals

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Back to Remy:

"Now do you understand the terms for this assignment?" Remy asked sitting down in a plastic chair four sizes too small.

"Dolly!"

"Um no, I don't want to play with dolly right now…….but you know I can't resist your face, let's play!"

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"Oh my God! It's Barney! Barney, Barney over here!" Sabertooth cried waving his arms trying to get his hero's attention.

"What the-" 'Barney' managed to get out before he was tackled by a giant kitty

"Can I get your autograph? Pretty please with sugar on top!

"Security!"

"Eep!"

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"That was fun, we should do it again" Remy said waving to all the little girls.

"Bye!"

"Wait tell I tell the gang. Hehehe they are going to be soooo jealous"

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Pietro, Peter, John, and the squirrel arrive, dressed up in black ninja suits outside Xavier's mansion.

"Okay guys remember the plan." Pietro began "Get Logan out of there without anyone seeing us." He knocked on the door, and smiled evilly when Kitty opened it.

"Let me do the talking." Pietro said looking at his followers.

"No! You always do the talking" whined Peter.

"Let me do the talking for once, mate!"

"Umm…….hello?" said a confused looking Kitty.

Pietro cleared his throat. "Well hello there, we're the new neighbours! Can we borrow some sugar?"

"Oh, okay!" Kitty cried "Wait a minute……..aren't you the guys who attacked us?"

"A lot of people have, you gotta be more specific" commented Pietro, looking at the guy with the helmet on his head that was crashing through a nearby wall.

Kitty groaned. "We just finished cleaning up after the rabid monkey incident!" She stared at them. "Yeah, I am pretty sure we fought you at the bowling alley two days ago."

"Um……..no." Peter said, looking over his shoulder at his accomplices. "That was our evil twin brothers, Padre, Smith, and Bob!"

"Okay! Come on in, I'll get some sugar." Kitty said letting them in, and started walking towards the kitchen.

"We'll just wait for you……upstairs" Pietro said edging toward the staircase.

"Have fun!" Kitty called.

Pietro, Peter, John and the squirrel run upstairs, and hid in the broom closet.

John giggled and looked around. "Rather cozy in here-luv".

Peter, Pietro and the squirrel looked at each other and edged away from John

"Anyway, Peter" Pietro started "Do you have the cookies for bait?"

Peter looked up with a stuffed face "Mupahw?"

"Those were my cookies!" cried Pietro.

"Don't worry, we can use his stamp collection instead" John said with a smile.

"Nooooooooooooo! Without that my life is meaningless"

"Too late" Pietro threw the book out in the hall.

Logan walks by, and picks it up flipping through it "Hey! I don't have that one yet!"

"Jump him boys!" John ordered.

And they do.

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Pyromaniac: On the last chapter (I think), a reviewer asked if I was paring John with Pietro. The answer, my dear reviewer, is most likely not. (But I am thinking of making a slash fic for the sure fun of it!) I'm just having fun making John flirt with Pietro and Remy (I'll leave Peter alone) It's so much fun, and very easy as well!

Another thing is, I had to make Remy sober again…….but he'll probably get drunk soon. Hehehehehe, fun, fun.

Monkey Chan: Can I have my squirrel back?

Pyromaniac: Hell no!

Squirrel: Chirp?