Pyromaniac: Well I have to admit something. I have no idea how to end this story. I have two ideas though, and I might use one of them. Or I might make an alternate ending. But if you guys can think of something, maybe I'll use it instead. Also I know I haven't been using any accents, I'm just too lazy to try.
Anyway, todd fan you want the Brotherhood? Here ya go! evolutionary spider here's the X Men.
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Last time me saw our 'heroes' they had just captured Logan to track down Sabertooth. Now they are currently walking in the park
"Alright badger-boy, where's the kitty?" Pietro asked Logan.
"I just realized something," Peter said with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Wouldn't make more sense if we got Logan to find your dad instead of getting him to find Sabertooth, so he could get your dad?"
"……….shut up"
"Well, I'm a big fan for kidnapping" Logan said looking at John. "But did you have to put a leather leash and collar on me?"
John giggled and smiled flirtatiously as he pulled on the leash. "Heel boy!"
"Kill me"
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At the Brotherhood of Mutants swinging pad.
"One hundred bottles of beer on the wall. One hundred bottles of beer. We take one down, pass it around. Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!" Remy and the Brotherhood sang.
"Aw I should have joined you guys instead!" A completely drunk Remy cried. He looked over and smiled at Wanda. "You like cake cherié?"
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Meanwhile at the Mansion
"Um Kitty" Rogue said glancing around. "Where's Kurt?……and Logan?"
"Yea!" Scott cried running into the room. "And what happened to my car?"
Kitty looked at them with a clueless expression on her face.
Rogue and Scott sighed. "Never mind"
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"So fearless leader" Peter said. "Where do we go now?"
"Well" Pietro said thoughtfully. "We could either go through the meadow where all the pretty bunnies and squirrels are having a party"
"We got an invitation!" John interrupted pointing at himself and his squirrel friend.
"I wasn't invited" Peter mumbled. "John only got in because he's with the squirrel"
"If I could continue"
"Sorry"
"Anyway, we could either go through the meadow where all the pretty bunnies and squirrels are having a party. Or we can go through the scary forest, where it is rumored that the trees are alive. Decisions, decisions" Pietro rubbed his chin. "I think it's time we used my secret weapon!"
Peter, John and the squirrel quickly threw on cheerleading outfits. "Go Pietro, go Pietro! It's your birthday! You're the man! I believe ya can fly!!!!" They cheered.
Peter adjusted his skirt. "These show a lot of skin," he said looking extremely nervous.
John giggled. "It's breezy!"
The squirrel shuddered.
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"I've got the funniest feeling that I have to do something important," Sabertooth said. "Oh yea! I gotta get my laundry!"
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"Alright gang, it's time we used……." Pietro sighed. "Can I get a drum roll?"
The gang all pounded on drums.
"The amazing, stupendous" Pietro continued. "Vibrating sheep of doom!" he cried holding up a vibrating sheep.
Everyone gasps.
"Yea that's right. Bow down to it's amazing….doomness!"
"What does it do?" Logan asked
Pietro smirked. "Oh, that's for later."
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