Pyromaniac: Once again Monkey Chan is not with me. She's at work again.

Anywho. Kelly, I read your John/Remy slash fic! I loved it!

I might make a slash fic after I finish this, I don't know yet…..Buwahahaha I'll make it a threesome! 

Alison Sky - I forgot all about that movie! That movie was brilliant, squirrel talk shall come soon.

evolutionary spider - Uh…hehehehe I never did see that episode. I have to watch X Men Evolution on YTV, and they're still on second season. I never even got to see The Hex Factor, Operation: Rebirth, or Day of Reckoning Part 1 and 2 Though the powers of the internet let me see all of season 3…except the one you asked me about.

Oh, due to popular demand the squirrel shall be their mascot! He will be in all my future stories.

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John grabbed the vibrating sheep of doom from Pietro's hand. "How is it going to tell us which way to go?"

"Oh it's not going to tell us" Pietro grabbed the vibrating sheep of doom back. "It's going to show us!"

"Okay…….how?"

Pietro held his hand up to his mouth and laughed evilly. "You lowly mortals wouldn't understand the amount of evil knowledge this vibrating sheep of doom contains in its small little body!" He lifted it to the sky. "Now the time has come. Oh mystical vibrating sheep of doom, please tell us which way to go." He threw it in the air, and turned to his followers. "If lands on it's head; we all go through the meadow where all the pretty bunnies and squirrels are having a party" he explained. "But-" He posed dramatically. "If it lands on its side we must go through the scary forest, where it is rumoured that the trees are alive!"

"Come on scary forest!" they chanted.

The sheep landed on its head. "Damn" Logan said muffling a laugh. "You guys are stuck with the bunnies!"

Pietro glanced behind him. "Hey is that….uh…some chick you were stalking for the past few years?"

Logan quickly turned around. "Mrs Grey! Where?" As he looked around for Jean's mother, Pietro lightly kicked the vibrating sheep of doom on its side. Logan turned back to the group. "She's not there"

Pietro hid a smile. "She wasn't? Oh my mistake, anyway" he pointed to the vibrating sheep of doom. "Lookie! It's on its side. To the scary forest, men! Forward march!"

"Hup-two-three-four"

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Sabertooth took a sip of his diet coke. "I know I forgot to do something," he thought as he looked through his day-planner. "Now let's see. I played Barbies, had a picnic, got my laundry, destroyed the sun and used its power to take over Mexico, what else do I have to do?" He dropped his diet coke. "Oh crap the boss!"

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"You know what would make this scene complete?" John asked as he, Logan, the squirrel, Pietro, and Peter walked through the scary forest, where it is rumoured that the trees are alive.

Logan looked up at him. "Letting me walk on my feet?"

"Oh no silly" John pulled on the leash. "Badgers can't walk like us human-beans!"

Peter looked at Pietro. "You want to correct him or should I?"

"Just let it pass Peter"

"Fine then silly-billies!" John gave Logan's leash to Peter and quickly linked his arm with Pietro's. "I'll tell you. Singing a song from the Wizard of Oz will make this trip to the scary forest complete."

"I'm game!" Peter cried.

"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!" John started to sing. "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"

Pietro sighed as the rest of the group joined John. "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"

A giant shape jumped right in front of them.

"A Lion!"

"A Tiger!"

"A Bear!"

"My pants!"

"Chirp!"

"Uh no, I'm a tree" The giant shape said.

"Oh….how ya doin?!"

"Good, good. My name's Treebert! But you might know me as scary tree #3 from the hit film Lord of The Rings: Two Towers"

"Oh!" Peter cried. "I thought you looked familiar! Can I have you autograph?"

"No I want his autograph!"

"Aw obsessed fans" Treebert smiled. "You guys make the world a perfect place, but how the hell did you manage to get here?"

Pietro smiled. "It's my daddy's birthday, and we decided to throw him a party. Our friend Remy is gone to get a girl for daddy's birthday cake, and Sabertooth had to keep daddy away from our secret headquarters"

"So….what are you doing here?"

"Oh, we realized that we didn't tell Sabertooth when to get daddy for the party, so we kidnapped Logan to find Sabertooth so we can tell him to find daddy"

"Why didn't you get Logan to get your dad?"

Pietro glanced over at a smirking Peter. "Shut up that's why!"

"Oh, okay. I gotta go, bye guys!"

"Bye!"

"Oh" Treebert turned around. "You guys better be careful, there are rumors that there are a couple of little 3-foot men running around here. They might be armed and dangerous" he gave them a cheesy grin. "Have fun!"

"Well" Logan remarked watching Treebark walk away. "That's something you don't see everyday"

"We got nothing to fear!" Peter cried. "No one can defeat us!" He stood on a cliff in a dramatic pose, as waves crashed down behind him, and trumpets blared. "We shall be victorious!"

"Yea!" the gang cheered.

The sound of wolves could be heard in the distance. The gang glanced around and grabbed each other in a group hug. "I'm scared mommy!"

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Pyromaniac: Another chapter down. Review please!