Pyromaniac: Wow, I've been getting a lot of reviews for this story……*sniff* I love you guys!

I haven't been telling you guys where Magneto is because……it's a secret.

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"Um guys? Can I go home now? Guys?" Kurt looked around the room. It had been 2 days sense Peter had left him there. "I'm so lonely" he looked at the only doll that Sabertooth had 'forgotten' to bring. "So Ken, I guess it's just you and me."

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"Okay, now I know we are lost" Peter declared as he tripped over the same root that he tripped over the last 5 times they arrived at the same spot.

"Yeah" agreed John "Are you sure you know where Sabes is Logan?"

"Oh, I forgot we were looking for him" Logan grinned and put his hand behind his head. "Hehe my bad"

Pietro sighed and looked around. "Where's the squirrel? He's like disappeared"

"Noooooo!" John ran around in circles. "Sensei? Where are you?"

"Chirp!"

"Sensei! There you are!"

"Chirp"

"Squeak chirp?"

"Chirp, chirp!"

"What are they sayin?" Peter poked Pietro. "I don't like being left out"

"Guys!" John picked up the squirrel. "Look! It's so shiny"

"What is?"

"This ring that sensei found" John held it up. "Isn't it shiny?"

"It is" The gang gathered in for a closer look…and was then tackled by a bunch of little creatures.

"Bonanza!!"

"Gargoyle!" Logan ran around, hitting his back with a giant branch trying to get the creature off. "Get it off, get it off!"

"Da ring!  Wes gotta get it back boys!" The little creatures ran towards John and the squirrel, trying to get the shiny ring.

John looked at them and squealed in delight. "They're so cute!" He picked one up and hugged it. "I'll name him Super Dude"

"Wait!" Peter ran over and grabbed one of the creatures. "This is a hobbit! I saw a couple of them in a movie…I think it was called Trolls"

The gang nodded in agreement.

"Ah, actually it was called-"

"It was called Trolls"

"Fine then, yo." One of the hobbits walked over and high-fived Pietro. "Yo! Da name's Elijah Wood, but ya can call me Frodo"

"Cool"

"And these are me homies; Sam the man, Pippin the hippin, and Merry so scary"

John glared at Merry. "I liked Super Dude better"

"So" Sam smirked. "Now dat all da introductions are settled, can ya give us our ring back? We gotta get this motha f**ka to the scary hole of freakiness, yo!"

The gang giggled, "You talk funny"

"Shut up, yo!"

"Hey" Pietro walked over and poked him in the chest. "Nobody tells my gang to shut up, you 3-foot freaks"

The hobbits walked over to them, snapping their fingers as gang music played in the distance. Merry stopped in front of John and grabbed the squirrel. "Take dat, fool!"

The gang watched in horror as tears sprung up in John's eyes. "Sensei" he whispered.

Pietro glared at Merry. "Nobody takes my scary stalker's squirrel away from him. Prepare for war!"

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Remy and the brotherhood start singing Camp Granada.

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Pokemon battle music starts playing

Pietro grabbed a bouncy ball from his pocket, and threw it at the hobbits. "I choose you, Vibrating sheep of doom!" He then threw the vibrating sheep of doom after the bouncy ball.

The hobbits looked at each other and nodded. "Go! Pippin" Frodo cried throwing Pippin in the battlefield.

"Vibrating sheep of doom, use…something attack!"

The vibrating sheep of doom does something.

Frodo gasped. "No way, yo! Ya knocked off 45.2 points of ma Pippin." He glared at Pietro. "Pippin, 10 24!"

Pippin also does something, but the vibrating sheep of doom falls over and the attack misses.

"Oh yea, who's da bomb? That's me"

"Hey, that's how we talk foo. Ya can't use da bomb!"

John fell on his knees. "Remy always talked like that…or maybe it was Todd, I don't remember"

"If we can get back to da battle?"

"Sorry"

"Pippin kick dat vibrating sheep of doom right back to where it can from, yo!"

Pippin runs to kick the vibrating sheep of doom…but falls on a banana peel that magically appeared.

"Now's our chance! Logan go and finish him off"

And Logan does.

"Bam!"

Pietro does cool victory dance. "Oh yea, I am da bomb! Take that losers."

The gang cheers.

Pietro walked over and kicked Merry in the shins. "Give us the squirrel"

"Here ya go"

"Yeah!"

Pietro gave the squirrel back to John. "Let that be a lesson to you. Shiny things lead to trouble. Now, let's get Sabes!"

Logan laughed nervously. "You want me to find Sabertooth?"

"Well, yes. Why? Can't you find him?"

Logan burst into tears. "I can't sniff him out! He always called me before hand, to tell me he was coming"

"Why didn't you tell us that sooner?"

"I just wanted to feel big"

Sam walked over to him. "There, there Mr. Logan" he said in a crisp accent. "It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it"

"Are you coming on to me?"

"Uh…no"

Peter looked at Frodo. "You guys know how to get out of here?"

Frodo grinned. "It's gonna cost ya"

The squirrel sighed and reached its paw out for the ring that John was holding.

"But I can turn invisible!"

The squirrel shook his head no.

John gave him the ring and grabbed Pietro's hand. "My hero!"

"Wes a better be goin" Frodo said when he got the ring back. "Oh, and da exit is to ya left. Ta ta"

The hobbits left.

"Let's go home." Peter cried.

"Yeah!"

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Pyromaniac: Okay, just to clear things up, the squirrel is not named Sensei. That's just what John calls him.

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