Pyromaniac: *Laughs nervously* Um, I didn't mean to have Sam sayin' that line, it was supposed to be Pippin. Sam was only going to say the whole "It's not the size that matters" thing. My bad.

On the plus side, I've been working a little on my Todd song-fic. I might delete it though. I don't like the way it's going.

I have been listening to my old burnt CDs, and I've found a couple of songs that I might use for X Men Evolution song-fics.

Also, my slash-fic won't be up for a long time, because I have no idea what so ever for it, and every time I think of writing it, I blush. But for you slash lovers, there's a little bit of slashy fun in this chapter.

I'll probably be finished this story soon. I have one more chapter to go, maybe two, I dunno yet. I have a lot of work to do this week, so it should be finished around the 13th

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Magneto chuckled. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" He smiled and leaned back in his lazy boy. "I love Saturday mornings"

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Xavier zoomed down the hall of the Xavier School for the Gifted in his wheelchair. "Wheeeeeeeee! Uh oh! Somebody stop me!"

Hank looked up from his spot in the kitchen. "That was odd, I thought I heard something smash into the wall." He took a sip of Gin. "Oh well"

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"So, what are we going to do with Logan?" Peter pulled on the leash again. "He keeps stopping and sniffing things…it's creepy"

John giggled. "I dunno"

"We can knock him out and throw his body in the woods. Or we can-John!  Stop it, you're making me uncomfortable!"

John giggled again. "Oh Pietro, my knight in shining armor. You rescued Sensei from the evil hobbits. How can I repay you?" He batted his eyes and leaned in towards Pietro.

Pietro gulped. "Peter….little help?"

Peter looked up at the 'love birds', and made a disgusted face. "Get a room." He stopped walking. "Is that Remy down the street?"

John quickly let go of Pietro. "Remy-luv's back?!"

Sappy music starts playing.

"John!" Remy dropped the two sacks he was carrying, and started running towards John.

"Remy-luv!" John ran towards Remy and threw his arms around him.

Sappy music stops.

"I don't know if I should feel relieved or jealous" Pietro remarked.

"Uh, how 'bout a little of both."

"Good idea"

Peter shoved Pietro. "It was my idea!"

"I know-"

"Don't take my idea!"

"I'll take your idea if I want to!"

At this point both the boys were in an all out brawl.

The squirrel shook his head sadly.

Logan sighed and scratched his head. "Hey Remy, what did you bring?"

Remy smiled and reached for the sack closest to him. "I got a girl for da cake"

Pietro and Peter grinned. "Open, open, open!"

Remy opened the sack to reveal…a gagged Wanda! Remy looked up at Pietro. "Why's ya mouth open?"

"That's my sister!"

"Oh! This dis is your sister Wanda. I thought dis was a different Wanda. She doesn't resemble you or your father at all."

"She takes after our mother, who wasn't mentioned in the show."

"Well I better bring her back. It'll be a bit awkward, with the whole jumping out of the cake in a tiny, skimpy, little outfit for your dad's party"

Pietro shuddered.

"It's probably for da best." Remy started to open the other sack. "I wasn't allowed to bring her unless dis guy came."

Todd grinned and jumped out of the sack. "Come on baby cakes" he said picking Wanda up. "Wes got a long way home."

The gang waved goodbye.

"So, John, Peter…squirrel. Why are ya wearing cheerleading outfits?"

John linked arms with Remy. "It's a long story Remy-luv. Shall we discuss it over…I dunno… say dinner?"

"Sure! Who's da scary short dude?

"That's Mr. Logan, he's ever so funny!"

"……okay"

Pietro cleared his throat. "Let's go find Sabertooth"

Logan nodded. "It can't be that hard to find a giant kitty."

They looked around the street and groaned at the amount of people wearing giant kitty outfits.

"Oh I forgot today was the annual 'Dress Up as a Feline Day,' wow, is that ironic!"

Pietro looked around the group. "Okay, here's the plan. Logan and I shall go east, Peter can go back to headquarters to look around, and Remy and John…well I guess it'll be mainly Remy, you can go find a cake girl."

John smiled flirtatiously at Remy. "Let's go luv"

Pietro shook his head in disgust and noticed Logan running around without his leash. He growled and looked at Peter who was standing still looking to the side with his mouth open. "Peter, go back to headquarters. Peter?"

Peter slowly turned his head towards Pietro and grinned. "Dude, your sister's hot!"

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Hahaha! Bet ya didn't expect that…you probably did though. Damn you!

Sabertooth is…a slow runner, he never found Magneto yet.