Pyromaniac: Fight the white meat power!
I realized something important, in the first chapter Pietro said the party was in one week, but in the second chapter I had "for the next couple of weeks" Oh well, it's in…. two weeks. (Give me time to fill everything in) So all these events were happening in a week.
I forgot to say it before but italics are thoughts or singing…you can probably figure out which is which. Also bolds are the name of a place.
Also, if you noticed in the last chapter, I started trying out Remy's accent. But I never got to fix all of the "that, the…etc" Oh well.
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Peter smiled. "Wow who would've thought women's aerobics was this much fun!" he thought as he kicked in the air. "But I can't shake off the feeling that I came here for a reason…oh yeah!" He waved goodbye to the ladies and started down the basement of the local YMCA.
In the basement:
"Oh Ken, I just love that shirt!"
Peter stood outside the room to their secret headquarters. "Oh my god, oh my god! Someone's in there! Didn't anyone read that 'You Don't Live Here' sign? The nerve of some people! I gotta think of a plan…hmm I know!" Peter grinned and ran into the broom closet.
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"Yummy!" Remy and John cried as they finished their dinner.
"John, I have t' give ya credit. Dis Chinese place dat ya found isn' dat bad!"
John smiled seductively. "Only the best for my Remy"
Remy chuckled nervously. "Ah, thanks. I think. So we have t' find a gal?"
"Yep!"
"Sweet! T' da bald guy's mansion!"
"After our fortune cookies"
"Kay"
John grinned and quickly read his fortune. "A picture's worth a thousand words" He frowned. "This isn't a fortune. I was cheated!"
Remy shrugged and pulled John up. "Oh well. Let's go"
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Peter giggled to himself. 'Oh yes, I am the master!" He carefully looked over his superhero outfit consisting of a mop bucket on his head and a broom in his hand. "It is time" He giggled again, jumped out of the broom closet and kicked down the door to HQ. He slapped himself in the head, after realizing what he had just done. "Damnit! Oh well, I now know what to get the boss for his birthday."
Peter struck a dramatic pose and looked around the room. "Come out foul demon!" He glanced around the room and noticed Kurt in the corner with a sock puppet on one foot and Ken in the other. "Oh no! It's the Blue Goblin!" He quickly went into metal form and jumped at Kurt.
Kurt burst out into tears and threw Ken at Peter's head. Seeing that it did no damage, he growled, pounded his feet on his chest and dove at Peter.
"I shall defeat you Superhero Man!"
"Take that Blue Goblin!"
"Oh yeah? Well take this!"
"Owies!"
Kurt laughed evilly "No one can defeat the Blue Goblin! I am invincible!"
Peter sighed. " Rule #287 in My Guide To Be A Evil Villain, never, ever say you are invincible. Five minutes after you say it, you get killed."
"Oh"
"So…I guess I win!"
"Damn"
And Peter defeats the Blue Goblin.
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"*Sigh* Logan, I don't think Sabertooth would be hiding in an all girl's school locker room."
Logan stuck his tongue out at Pietro. "That's what you think." He smiled. "No giant kitty/man can resist a pre-teen girl's locker room!"
"I'm not going to answer that. Let's get out of here before someone finds us."
"Okay."
They snuck out of the room only to realize the gym class had already started.
"Oh just great!" Pietro cried after he got Logan and himself back into the changing room before anyone had noticed them. "Now, what are we going to do?"
Logan looked around the room. "Only one thing we can do." He picked up a spare gym uniform and threw it at Pietro. "We're going drag!"
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"I need to know, Blue Goblin/Kurt. Why didn't you just 'poof' or 'bamf" or whatever you do, out of here?"
"Oh, I never thought of that."
"Smooth move, furball"
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"I look like a girl!"
"That's the main idea Pietro, let's go."
The two left the locker room, and joined the girls in the gym.
"Well, well, well, look's like we got ourselves a couple of new kids."
Pietro and Logan looked at the speaker and gulped. "A bully!" Logan whispered. "Where's Jamie when you need him?"
Pietro stared at Logan. "You get a twelve year old to fight your battles?"
"He's good."
"Really?"
The coach marched up to them and looked at Logan. "You're a pretty big girl, are you sure you belong in this class?"
"Um…yes…sir?"
The coach smiled. "Nice to see I get some respect around here." She said. "What's your name kid?"
"Uhhhh"
"Um, her name is…Rogan!"
The coach's eyes darted to Pietro. "Lord's sake, you're some prissy looking!"
"That hurt!"
"What's your name?"
"Sietro"
"Odd names"
Pietro smiled sadly. "Our parents were cruel and unusual."
"Makes sense. You can call me coach." She turned around and looked at the rest of the girls. "Okay ladies! Line up for the cheerleading practice!"
Pietro's eyes widened. "Cheerleading? I already saw Peter and John do cheers, and now I have to see you too!"
Logan wiped away tears. "This is the happiest day of my life!"
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Pyromaniac: Don't you dare laugh at my poor attempt to do Remy's accent!
I'm sorry that this chapter was short...I was going to add in more but I wanted to leave it for the next chapter. You'll love it…you better.