Pyromaniac: I'm sorry about Remy's accent. I haven't heard it for a long time, so I don't remember his original voice.
What exactly happened in Under Lock and Key? I haven't seen that episode yet. But I would love it if someone knew where to get it, along with the last four episodes in season two. Hehehe I need a life.
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We join Remy and John, driving through Bayville in Remy's car, searching for the cake girl.
"You ready Rem? Let's go get 'em.."
"Wha da hell are ya talkin' 'bout, John?"
"Look for me! Young, Rem. Cruisin down the westside - high, way. Doing what we like to do - our, way"
"Shut up"
"But Remy-luv! You won't play any music on the stereo, so I have to sing for you!"
"Sing anythin' but dat song"
"Kay…. I'll sing a different song but ya gotta promise me you'll sing with me."
"How 'bout…..non. I'll sing da song an' ya gotta sing wit me?"
"Sure luv!"
"Before I sing it, I 'ave a story behind it."
"Fine then, tell me…you'll just tell me anyway
"Ya see, dis girl I'm datin, is jealous."
"Of who?"
"You."
John giggled. "And the problem is?"
"She saw us together so much dat she now thinks…we're more den just friends."
"And?"
"We're not"
"Oh."
"I don't know what to do"
"Say it isn't true."
"Alright…" Honey came in an' she caught me red-handed
Hangin' wit the boy next door.
"Boy next door?"
"Your room is beside me."
"Go on."
Picture dis we were both not-naked
Sittin' on da kitchen floor
"We were?"
"Eatin' dinner."
"Vegetables are healthy!"
How could I forget
Dat I had given her an extra key
"For shame."
All dis time she was standin' dere
She never took her eyes off da veggies
John smiled. "You came to the right guy I'll help you out." How you can grant the woman access to your villa?
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
"There wasn' a pillow, John."
"Can you think of something that rhymes with 'villa'?"
"Good point"
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
"Just one touch an' she can kill me."
To be a true buddy you should be able to play
If she say you're can't, convince her say you're gay
"Oh, you'll love dat, wouldn't' t' ya?"
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way
Remy shook his head sadly. But she caught us at da counter
It isn't true
Saw us sittin' on da sofa
It isn't true
I even saw ya in da shower
"Pervert!" It isn't true
I had it all on camera
"*Giggle* Fresh!" It isn't true
She saw da marks on my shoulder
"Marks?"
"Pillow fights."
It isn't true
Heard da words dat I told ya
It isn't true
Heard da laughter gettin' louder
It isn't true
She stayed until it was over
"You have a stalker not a girlfriend."
Honey came in an' she caught me red-handed
Hangin' wit da boy next door
Picture dis we were both not-naked
Sittin' on da kitchen floor
"Sound's innocent enough."
I had tried to keep her from wat
She though she had seen
Why should she believe me
When I told her it isn't true
John sighed and threw his arm around Remy. Make sure she knows it's not true and lead her on
The right prefix whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
"I ave' no clue wat ya're talkin' 'bout"
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
You know you better run fast
"She can still catch me." But she caught us at da counter
It isn't true
Saw us sittin' on da sofa
It isn't true
I even saw ya in da shower
It isn't true
I had it all on camera
It isn't true
She saw da marks on my shoulder
It isn't true
Heard da words dat I told ya
It isn't true
Heard da laughter gettin' louder
It isn't true
She stayed until it was over
"Keep going Remy."
Honey came in an' she caught me red-handed.
Hangin' wit da boy next door.
Picture dis we were both not-naked
Sittin' on da kitchen floor
How could I forget
Dat I had given her an extra key
All dis time she was standing dere
She never took her eyes off da veggies
Remy sighed. Gonna tell her dat I'm sorry for da pain dat I might've caused
I've been listenin' to ya reasonin'
It makes no sense at all
"Well sorry."
We should tell her dat I'm sorry for da pain dat I might've caused
You may think dat ya're a player
But ya're completely lost
"Meanie."
Honey came in an' she caught me red-handed.
Hangin' wit da boy next door.
Picture dis we were both not-naked
Sittin' on da kitchen floor
How could I forget
Dat I had given her an extra key
All dis time she was standing dere
She never took her eyes off da veggies
John grinned "We should sing more often." He said leaning back in the car seat.
"Not on ya life…bub."
John shuddered. "So are we going to Xavier's mansion?"
"Yep!"
"For a cake girl?"
"Yep!"
"Who?"
"Da gal I was singin' 'bout."
"There was a girl?"
"Idiot! Didn't ya listen' to da song?"
"I sang a reggae song!"
Remy frowned. "Now dat I think 'bout it, dat song didn't make a whole lot of sense."
"Oh well. Let's go!"
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Pyromaniac: *Sigh* You may hit me now. I re-did that song horribly. Oh well…it was fun.
For you stupid people, the very first song John sang was Jay Z's 03 Bonnie and Clyde. (Horrible song) And the song that both Remy and John sang was Shaggy's Wasn't Me.
To clear things up, John sang Shaggy's part, and Remy sang…the other guy's part. John sang all the It isn't true parts.