Pyromaniac: This was thought up at 11:30pm after our school's variety show

Monkey Chan: I was Winnie the Pimp

Pyromaniac: And you dirty danced

Monkey Chan: Yes, yes I did to the thong song.

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"Okay ladies! I've got the names of our new cheerleaders!"

Logan giggled and clenched his pom poms to his chest. "Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm like so totally nervous!"

"…And our cheerleading captain is…Rogan!"

"Woohoo!!!!!" Logan ran up and pushed the coach out of the way. "I would like totally like to thank the little people, I like love you guys!"

Pietro shook his head sadly. "He's becoming another Kitty…I'm frightened."

"Hey Sietro!"

"Huh?"

"You wanna try out for the basketball team?"

Pietro grinned. "I love this school!"

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"Okay, okay who am I?"

"Oh I know! You're Michael Jackson."

"You're so good at this game!" Peter grinned and gave Kurt's holo-watch-thingie back. "You're next!"

"I love charades!"

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"Hey Sietro, your good."

"I know"

"Have you ever thought of trying out for our school's team?"

"Team?"

"I bet you can bring us to the championships!"

"Oh stop! You're making me blush…you really think I can do it?"

"Sure!"

"Sweet! I'll do it!" Pietro ran over and grabbed Logan's arm. "Forget the party! I'm going to be on a basketball team!"

"Weren't you like already on a like basketball team?"

"Huh?"

"Yea like you were, I like remember seeing that episode, it like totally rocked!"

"Episode?"

"Remember? You like framed your ex-friend Evan and like got him in jail."

"What?"

"And like then he got out, and some like people helped him like defeat you, and you like ended up in jail!"

"I was in jail?"

"But like thanks to a totally mysterious man, you like broke out and like joined the totally rockin' Brotherhood, Evan like joined the X Men, and Timmy totally fell down that like well, but was like later rescued by like Lassie, while like Mary had like this totally kickin' affair with that Michelle girl, who was like her brother's cousin's sister's aunt's half-brother twice removed."

"What?"

"Huh?"

"What?"

"Oh wait, he was like rescued by like Laddie. Like my bad"

"Okay…"

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"Um John?"

"Wha?'

"Why are y' still wearin' dat cheerleadin' outfit?"

"Do you have a problem with it?"

"It's kinky"

"Let's keep this PG please"

"Fine den…how's da weather?"

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"Like, see ya Pietro! I'm like totally going to that awesome cheerleading competition."

"You're leaving me?"

"Like, don't have like, a sheep, Pietro. I'll like only be gone for a day."

"Oh"

"Like buh bye!"

And he left.

Pietro watched the bus drive away, and sighed. "He's going to get caught."

"Hey Sietro!"

"What?"

"You're on the team!"

"Oh my god!!!! " Pietro ran over to the rest of the team, and started jumping up and down.

"Come on team! Let's go and play our best!" The coach cried.

"Yea!"

"And if you don't win, I'll murder you all in your sleep"

"…Deal"

"That's the spirit! Get on the bus!"

Pietro sighed and leaned back in his seat. "This is the life!" He chuckled and smiled at the girl beside him. "So, who are we playing?"

 "Bayville High"

"Aw damnit!"

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Pyromaniac: I have never been on a cheerleading team, or a basketball one, so I have no idea what it's like. I just decided to speed things up, and kick Logan out…he'll be back soon. On to the important news, I made a site!