Pyromaniac: Dude, I haven't updated for a long time…freakish! I've been updating my site every few days though. Anyway, word of warning, I just watched Dude, Where's My Car and I have been listening to 80s music non-stop, so expect this chapter to be messed…damn you, catchy Madonna music!

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"Come on ladies! We got to get on the court in thirty minutes! What's taking you so long?"

"It's Sietro, coach!" A girl cried from within the bus. "She's gone insane!"

"Not Bayville!" Pietro cried as he clung to the bus driver's seat, while the rest of the team tried to pry him off. "What if Lance or the guys see me?"

"Who's Lance? Your boyfriend?"

"Lance? No! Although he does have a nice rear end…" Pietro trailed off, letting go of the seat

"Get her!"

"Eep!"

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"Okay, which way is the mansion?"

"Da mansion?"

"Remember? We sang a song, and then you said we were going to get a cake girl at Xavier's mansion. Duh!"

"Oh…I dunno where it is"

"Smooth luv, real smooth"

"How 'bout we jus' drive 'roun town, 'til it's our time t' com back in da fic?"

"Can we go to the movies?"

"Sure!"

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"Oh. My. God!"

"Sietro, come on! We need to change into our uniforms!"

"Umm, you can go ahead…I'll be in there in a minute."

"Okay"

Pietro swallowed and looked at the sign on the door in front on him. Girl's Changing Room. "Where no man has gone before." He thought.

Bayville High Girl's Basketball coach looked around the gym, and smirked. "Perfect, another win for our team." She burst out in maniacal laughter, not noticing the people around her backing away. "We shall be victorious! Our team – Hey watch it you punk!" She glanced at the guy who bumped into her, and growled at his three friends before walking away.

"What was her problem, yo?"

"Dunno Todd, women are unpredictable" Lance said, earning a punch to the stomach from Wanda. "See?"

"Why are we here anyway?"

"We're here because we can, Fred. Now where's Pietro?"

"Pietro?'

"I can smell him nearby, we must find him"

The guys exchanged worried looks as Wanda started crawling on the floor, sniffing, looking for her brother. "Okay…wes a better be going and find a seat."

"Kay"

Fred looked at Todd as they walked around, looking for a place to sit. "What happened to you and Wanda anyway?"

"Well…" Todd trailed off as a flashback came.

Flashback

"How 'bout another drink, mes copains buvant?" Remy asked.

"Wait, evil Cajun! I know your plan! You're trying to get us all drunk so you can steal the fair Wanda away."

"Save me, my love!"

"I scant let him take you, Wanda dear."

"Oh, Todd…"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Lance interrupted, ending the 'flashback' "That never happened!"

"Yeah!" Agreed Fred. "Since when has Remy spoken French?"

Lance and Todd shook their heads sadly. "No, really Todd. Tell us the truth."

"Fine then…"

Flashback

"How 'bout another drink, mes copains buvant?" Remy asked.

"Kay!" Lance reached his glass out as Remy re-filled it.

"No!" Todd jumped up and knocked the glass down. "It's poison, guys!"

"Todd, my love, you saved my teammate! How can I repay you?" Wanda asked walking towards him.

"I can think of several ways, starting with this" He said, kissing Wanda….

"Damnit Todd!" Lance screamed, making people scatter away. "Tell it right!"

"Meanies"

Flashback

"How 'bout another drink, mes copains buvant?" Remy asked.

"Hold it Remy, or should I say…Evil Alien Prince from Uranus!" Todd cried ripping off the mask….

Lance screamed and pinned Todd to the floor. "Tell it right!"

"*Sigh*"

Flashback

"How 'bout another drink, mes copains buvant?" Remy asked.

Fred and Lance nodded, reaching their glasses out for another drink, not noticing the evil look on Remy's face.

"Oh dear, I feel…faint" Lance dramatically put his hand to his head and fell to the floor, as Fred followed.

"Buwahahahahah!" Remy grabbed Wanda's arm and pulled her towards him. "Now, I shall take you away!"

"Wanda!"

"My love!"

"I won't let you take her!"

Remy grinned. "Oh yeah?" He pulled out a harmonica and blew on it.

"What is happening?"

Evil ninja guys dressed in black burst through the windows, doors, air vents, and even the toilet bowl and took a fighting stance.

"Buwahahahahah!" Remy cried as he ripped off his jacket to reveal a jet pack. "You will never see your beloved Wanda again. Buh bye!"

Todd watched Remy take off on his jet pack with Wanda in tow. "No!" He leapt into the air, and fought the ninjas, beating them all with one punch. "Now that that's settled, I must find Wanda."

"Todd!"

"Wanda! She must be on the roof." He ran outside and jumped on the roof. "There you are Remy! Give me back Wanda!"

"No, you must fight me first!"

"Fine then, but let's do this…Matrix style!"

Matrix music starts playing as Remy and Todd fight Matrix style.

"Ouch!" Remy hit the ground, clenching his stomach. "You can't defeat me!"

"But I did"

"No!" Remy burst into dust.

"Wanda my dear. Are you alright?"

"Yes, my dear, just looking at you makes everything right." She put her arms around him and passionately kissed him

"I wouldn't celebrate to soon, if I were you!"

Wanda gasped and hid behind her beloved. "Don't let that mysterious person take me away!"

The mysterious person laughed and threw off their cloak to reveal…Harry Potter!

"Harry Potter!" Todd and Wanda cried.

'That's right! Change of plans, though. I must now take the girl and you."

"No!"

"Buwahahahahah!" Harry Potter did a little spell and knocked them out. "Buwahahahahah! Buwahahahahah! Buwahahahahah!"

End Flashback

"…And that's when I learned that Clark Kent was really Superman" Todd grinned. "Fred? Lance? Oh well" He shrugged and walked off.

Pietro turned around. "Wow! That was one long minute!"

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Pyromaniac: Oh man! I just re-read what I wrote...it's so…weird. I wasn't even planning to have the Brotherhood in there. Anyway, I got the idea of Todd's 'flashbacks' from the newest episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Just for the slow people, none of the 'flashbacks' were real, that was just Todd's little mind thinking of ways for him to save the day.