Pyromaniac: Ha! I started this chapter as soon as I finished the last one!

Does anyone remember the song 'Freshmen' by Verge Pipe? I can't find the lyrics. So...if anyone can find them, can you send them to me?

Bayville High's Girl's Basketball Coach, is now called 'Rival Coach'.

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Pietro swallowed and pushed the door open. "Come on Pietro! Keep your eyes closed! Don't you dare open them!"

"Guys, how nasty! My Hello Kitty panties have a tear in them!"

"Hello Kitty…"

"Has anyone seen my bra? I lost it!"

"Damnit Pietro! Don't give in!"

"Girls, hurry up! We need to get out on the court! Sietro, why aren't you dressed yet?"

"Uh, PMS cramps?"

"Get out there!"

"Yikes!"

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"Remy-luv, stop the car!"

"Why?"

"I sense a disturbance in the force!"

"Uh, oh"

"We must help our comrade!"

"Kay"

"But we need to make one stop first…."

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"Wow, lookie at all the girls!"

"Sierto, pass me the ball!"

"Huh? Eep!" Pietro covered his eyes as a bunch of the other team's players ran at him, trying to get the ball.

"Sietro get over here!"

"Yes coach?"

"Get out there and show no mercy!"

"Hell ya!" Pietro grinned and using his super cool speed, got the ball and scored.

"Go Sietro!"

"Hmm" Rival Coach frowned. "That prissy looking girl is doing very well. She must be a guy it's only logical! Now I must think of an evil plan to wreak this team's chances of winning. I know!"

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"R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Take care, TCB!" Peter sang as Kurt danced around.

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Pietro chuckled. "If only Daniels was here…I would cream him!  Buwahahaha-what the?" Pietro skidded to a stop. "Speed Demon Chow? Okay… Nancy, pass the ball!"

"No!" Rival Coach threw her acme launcher at the wall in frustration. "I almost had him!"

Halfway through the game both teams were tied, and Rival Coach spent the entire time trying to knock 'Sietro' out of the game so her team could win.

"Geez, I could have sworn those evil pixies could have done the job. Darn. Now I must think of something else…of course! It's so obvious! Why didn't I think of it sooner?"

"Oh man, I shouldn't have had that last mountain dew…I gotta go bad!" Pietro started over to the bathroom, not realizing what room he was going into.

"Caught you!" Rival Coach leapt onto Pietro. "You're going into the boys bathroom, missy...or should I say Mr!"

The crowd gasped

Coach ran over and shook her head in disbelief "Is it true Sietro?"

"…And if it is?"

"Ha!" Rival Coach laughed as Coach burst out into tears. "She's really a guy, and the rules say boys can't play basketball!'

"That's not true!" Teammate #1 cried

"The rules say-"

"The rules say, and I quote; Anyone can play the game of basketball except a member of the canine family "

"Those darn dogs!" Pietro said angrily

"So, Sietro can still play?" Coach asked

"I guess…"

"Yeah!" The team cheered as they raced back on the court.

5 minutes later Pietro scored and the team won.

"Yeah!" Balloons fell from the ceiling and people from the crowd ran to hug and applauded Pietro.

And the credits roll…

"Wait a minute!" Pietro ran out of the crowd. "Guys, this isn't a kid's movie! I have to find my dad!"

"Oh"

"Don't you dare lay one finger on him!"

Pietro froze. "That voice!"

The gymnasium door fell as a mysterious person in a cape and top hat, and a person wearing something resembling a schoolgirl uniform, kicked it down.

"Oh dear lord!"

"I'm Sailor John!"

The mysterious person in a cape lifted a rose. "An' I'm Tuxedo…somethin'!"

"Let me finish my speech!"

"Sorry"

"As I was saying…. I'm Sailor John! I fight for love and squirrels! And in the name of French vanilla frozen yogurt, I shall punish you!"

"Fo' shame, pickin' on a poor defenceless cross-dresser is wrong, I'm Tuxedo Somethin'!"

The crowd sweat dropped anime style, as the two started to do poses.

"Um guys." Pietro waved his hand around. "I'm alright"

"Oh…well dis was a waste of time!"

"It's not my fault Remy!"

"Y' insisted dat we try on all da costumes"

John giggled. "When have you seen me give up the chance to see you change clothes? Plus, that teddy bear costume was just adorable on you!"

Pietro, Remy, and all the people in the gymnasium shuddered.

"Well," John grabbed Pietro's hand. "Sense you're safe I think it's time we left, say bye, bye to all the nice people"

"Bye..." Pietro, Remy and John left the gymnasium

"Pour l'amour de dieu! Cela gênait!"

"What did he say?"

"He likes my skirt"

"Wait a minute…"

"Let's go get your daddy, Snugglebunny!" John said nervously

"Kay…I have the funniest feeling right now"

"Maybe it's gas"

"Probably, let's go"

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Pyromaniac: Yeah…if you didn't notice, I was poking fun of those Air Bud movies. I just realized something, I have two more chapters to go…wow I've been working on this story for more then a month, almost two.