Commercials for Idiots!
TV announcer guy voice: Are you tired of your nagging babysitter. You know that one that always bosses you around! Or just a person you want to get revenge on. Well with this exciting new product you will be! Even if you're
not of age! Listen closely!
Hey kids! Do you like violence? Well now with this exciting toy, you can take violence to the next level! It's called the I Hate My Babysitter Control! How does it work? It's simple; when your babysitter gets on your nerve, just push anyone of these buttons! *shows device to the audience* Push period, to cause your babysitter serious menstruation cramps, push avalanche, to cause your babysitter a massive headache, push ouch my leg to give your babysitter a broken leg, and my personal favourite, to cause your babysitter to go into insanity, push leave me alone! This will cause an invisible unexplainable finger, foot, or whatever weapon(s) of your choosing to follow around your babysitter and annoy them all day! Doesn't that sound great! Now in order for this to work, you need a hair sample of the person. Stick it at the top of the device and presto! So log on to our website, www.iwanttohurtmybabysitter.com or call us very expensively at 1- 800- I WANT TO HURT MY BABYSITTER SO I'M CALLING YOU FOR THAT DEVICE THAT I JUST SAW ON TV.
And this product works on creepy parents! Call, buy and try today! So you'll never have to eat your vegetables or doing anything for yourself for the rest of your life!
TV announcer guy voice: Are you tired of your nagging babysitter. You know that one that always bosses you around! Or just a person you want to get revenge on. Well with this exciting new product you will be! Even if you're
not of age! Listen closely!
Hey kids! Do you like violence? Well now with this exciting toy, you can take violence to the next level! It's called the I Hate My Babysitter Control! How does it work? It's simple; when your babysitter gets on your nerve, just push anyone of these buttons! *shows device to the audience* Push period, to cause your babysitter serious menstruation cramps, push avalanche, to cause your babysitter a massive headache, push ouch my leg to give your babysitter a broken leg, and my personal favourite, to cause your babysitter to go into insanity, push leave me alone! This will cause an invisible unexplainable finger, foot, or whatever weapon(s) of your choosing to follow around your babysitter and annoy them all day! Doesn't that sound great! Now in order for this to work, you need a hair sample of the person. Stick it at the top of the device and presto! So log on to our website, www.iwanttohurtmybabysitter.com or call us very expensively at 1- 800- I WANT TO HURT MY BABYSITTER SO I'M CALLING YOU FOR THAT DEVICE THAT I JUST SAW ON TV.
And this product works on creepy parents! Call, buy and try today! So you'll never have to eat your vegetables or doing anything for yourself for the rest of your life!