Walking Down The Barbie Aisle
Disclaimer: This stuff is not real. I repeat THIS STUFF IS NOT REAL!
TV announcer guy voice: Hi kids. Are you tired of your boring old Barbie doll? Well now with this exciting new toy, Barbie will be the highlight of every perverted child's young life! It's called 'Gangsta Bitch Barbie'. Gangsta Bitch Barbie comes fully equipped with a bulletproof vest, a seven- millimeter pistol, a spray can, a butcher's knife, and a mask to keep her identity a secret. Gangsta Bitch Barbie is a gangster, who couldn't give a f***. She'll use her spray can to deface walls, her knife or gun to stop anyone who gets in her way, and her bulletproof vest to protect herself. So to order Gangsta Bitch Barbie online go to www.gangstabitchbarbie.com or call our number (expensively) at 1-800-THAT DOLL KICKS ASS SO I AM CALLING TO ORDER IT. Gangsta Bitch Barbie is not sold in stores so order today.
And for a limited time only, you can get the latest doll 'Sorority Slut Barbie'. Sorority Slut Barbie comes in a cheerleader outfit with underwear (a bra and panty) even though it won't stay on long. Sorority Slut Barbie is exactly what her name says. A slut. She comes fully equipped with toys for her pleasure. As well as Gangsta Bitch Barbie, Sorority Slut Barbie makes sounds as well, and can move on her own. Just hand Sorority Slut Barbie her toys and she is good to go. Please keep Sorority Slut Barbie away from little children and adults. Sorority Slut Barbie is always horny and may do the unthinkable if left alone (for too long.) She may stop at nothing to get satisfaction. Gangsta Bitch Barbie should not be left alone either, because she may kill someone. Because of the special features for these dolls, they are priced at $32.95. So to order Sorority Slut Barbie online go to www.sororityslutbarbie.com or to order through the phone, call us expensively at 1-800-THAT NEW BARBIE DOLL THAT I SAW ON TV IS A SLUT. Don't miss you're chance!
COMING SOON 'LESBIAN BITCH BARBIE'! Commercial ends.
TV announcer guy voice: Hi kids. Are you tired of your boring old Barbie doll? Well now with this exciting new toy, Barbie will be the highlight of every perverted child's young life! It's called 'Gangsta Bitch Barbie'. Gangsta Bitch Barbie comes fully equipped with a bulletproof vest, a seven- millimeter pistol, a spray can, a butcher's knife, and a mask to keep her identity a secret. Gangsta Bitch Barbie is a gangster, who couldn't give a f***. She'll use her spray can to deface walls, her knife or gun to stop anyone who gets in her way, and her bulletproof vest to protect herself. So to order Gangsta Bitch Barbie online go to www.gangstabitchbarbie.com or call our number (expensively) at 1-800-THAT DOLL KICKS ASS SO I AM CALLING TO ORDER IT. Gangsta Bitch Barbie is not sold in stores so order today.
And for a limited time only, you can get the latest doll 'Sorority Slut Barbie'. Sorority Slut Barbie comes in a cheerleader outfit with underwear (a bra and panty) even though it won't stay on long. Sorority Slut Barbie is exactly what her name says. A slut. She comes fully equipped with toys for her pleasure. As well as Gangsta Bitch Barbie, Sorority Slut Barbie makes sounds as well, and can move on her own. Just hand Sorority Slut Barbie her toys and she is good to go. Please keep Sorority Slut Barbie away from little children and adults. Sorority Slut Barbie is always horny and may do the unthinkable if left alone (for too long.) She may stop at nothing to get satisfaction. Gangsta Bitch Barbie should not be left alone either, because she may kill someone. Because of the special features for these dolls, they are priced at $32.95. So to order Sorority Slut Barbie online go to www.sororityslutbarbie.com or to order through the phone, call us expensively at 1-800-THAT NEW BARBIE DOLL THAT I SAW ON TV IS A SLUT. Don't miss you're chance!
COMING SOON 'LESBIAN BITCH BARBIE'! Commercial ends.