Ashlyn: Hello, welcome to our Late Night Talk Show. Persephone and Kakalina aren't with us now but will be soon. So yeah. -sits behind desk.- Jordyn and I are here, so it's all good.

Jordyn: Yes well, Jordyn is also hungry and bored. So GOOD NIGHT FOLKS! -runs to the tv-

Persephone: -enters.-

Ashlyn: Well, now we have Persephone here, with Jordyn gone.

Persephone: Whooooooooooa.

Ashlyn: Welcome to the Late Night Talk Show, Persephone. o.o At four in the afternoon. -.-

Persephone: Ello ello

Kakalina: -enters.-

Ashlyn: Welcome to the Maraudette Talk Show, Kakalina.

Kakalina: HI! -walks in- Its so good to be here -burp- Sorry XD

Persephone: -sits down, legs crossed over eachother- .. -hands a pencil for ashlyn to throw toward the camera-

Ashlyn: Hmm - this just in. Blackouts are being spotted around America. You can catch it now on your CBS channels.

Persephone: -smile- That's wonderful.

Kakalina: That's so cheesy and ironic.

Ashlyn: Yeah, I know. Anyway. This is the first thing of the Maraudette Late Night Talk Show. We're such a rip off of Tom Green and Jay Leno. BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES.

Persephone: WE'RE FUCKING IDIOTS

-Where will Ashlyn sleep tonight-

Ashlyn: Oh, dear God. o.o

-A.) In the Whomping Willow

B.) In James's bed, with him in it [MOLEST]

C.) In Snape's Potion Classroom-

Ashlyn: O.O

Kakalina: O.O

Persephone: B! B! B! B! B! B! B! B!

Ashlyn: Go to our vote polls at http://fanfiction.net/~themaraudettes right now and vote!

Kakalina: We have polls? =)

Ashlyn: WE'LL MAKE THEM -.-

Persephone: GOOD IDEA! O_O

Ashlyn: Yeah, I know. I'm a genius. :D

Persephone: -steals the pencil and throws it at the wrong camera-

Ashlyn: WHAT THE FUCK o.o BAD GIRL -.-

Persephone: Well....Other hosts do that.

Ashlyn: Don't you wanna be orginal?!

Persephone: No!

Ashlyn: assfucker o.o

Kakalina: LMAO

-Kakalina and Jordyn's Hogwarts Adventures-

Kakalina: What? O_O

Ashlyn: :D

-A video comes on the screen...with Kakalina with a chainsaw running around the studio stage and saws off some of the desk-

Kakalina: Hehehe :D

Ashlyn: Well. That was lovely. Moving on. o.o

Kakalina: o_o Yup.

Ashlyn: Uhh, what else...GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SLEEP WITH JAMES! ;.;

Kakalina: LMAO

Ashlyn: HE'S MY BROTHER FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Kakalina: Hehehe.

Ashlyn: Let's have a guest staaaaaaaar come on the show.

Stacy's Mom: -walks in.- ;) ... STIFF UPPER LIP!

Ashlyn: You okay there Stacy's Mom?

Persephone: -still remains seated, a gigantic grin plastered upon her face- That's wonderful!

Ashlyn: Yeah, I know, isn't it?

Persephone: Yes it is! -cringes on the inside-

Ashlyn: Anyway...o.o Stacy's mom, you can get off the show now. -shoves you out.-

Stacy's Mom: o.o -comes out with just a towel on.- ;)

Persephone: That's wonderful.

Stacy's Mom: Oh, yeah.

Ashlyn: DEAR GOD! WE DON'T WANT YOU ON THE SHOW ANYMORE, YOU SLUT!

Kakalina: LMAO

Ashlyn: JORDYN'S BACK! Welcome back!

Persephone: Welcome back to the show, J.

Ashlyn: ...We need another guest star. o.o Let's have Sirius come on. SIRIUSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GET YOUR ASS HERE!

Sirius: -runs in.-

Jordyn: SIRIUS! You can sit next to me, babe. 8)

Sirius: ._. -sits next to Jordyn.-

Jordyn: -big grin-

Ashlyn: -.-

Jordyn: ._. what are YOU "-.-"ing about? You're just jeeaaaloouuusss!

Ashlyn: NO I'M NOT O.o

Jordyn: Omg Sirius, you get strip searched by a pretty banshee in Draco Sinister who LIKES it! -beats up the banshee- ;

Sirius: Umm - okay...

Ashlyn: Anyway, Sirius, what was your latest prank?

Sirius: My latest prank was - err - I forgot. Better ask James.

Ashlyn: -.- Okay. Well, that's - uh - all the time we have for today. Don't forget to do the polls ! Thank you! (VOTE FOR C!! And vote by reviewing! HAHA!)