Ashlyn Backstage: We're doing the late night talk show MMKAY!? And, we're on in...Five, four, three, two, one...

Ashlyn: Welcome to the Maraudettes Late Night Talk show. 8)

Kakalina: -walks in-

Ashlyn: -sits at her desk.-

Kakalina: Hi people ;-) -has on stripper clothes-

Persephone: -stays behind the curtain under a long black robe-

Kakalina: They said I was a porn star.. Guess it went to my head 8-)

Ashlyn: ...x.X Welcome the Hogwarts stripper model, Kakalina. -cough.-

Kakalina: -claps for herself-..-runs off stage-..-comes back in with a blue tank top with white tiger stripes and a knee length skirt and a black cloak open-..-sits down at a table like at the tv show the view-...-waits PATIENTLY for the other people to come-

Persephone: -still stays seated behind the curtain-

Kakalina: -sneeze-..-wrinkles nose-..-looks out into the audience- Why lookie here, we have the Marauders here.

Ashlyn: -is in a black tanktop with designer pants on. her cloak is fully around her, slightly open.-

Jordyn: -sticks her head out and runs out on stage.-..-takes a seat.- Sorry for the delay. 8)

Kakalina: HI JAMES HI SIRIUS HI PETER HI REMUS!

Sirius: -flashes his best grin.-

James: -sweatdrops.-

Remus: -waves.-

Peter: -blink.-

Persephone: -slides along the inside of the curtain, only to stand behind Ashlyn-

Kakalina: Come on down Marauders. We can um have a real talk show. XD

Marauders: -walk down. o_O-

Ashlyn: o.o

Persephone: -quietly walks in front of the curtain, still clad in all black, and heads for a seat-

Kakalina: 8)

Kakalina: -Marauders take a seat-

Ashlyn: Welcome, Marauders.

Kakalina: Hi James, Sirius, Remus and Peter.

Persephone: -quirks a brow as peter sits in her seat- You took my seat, foolish one. Now back away mortal.

Ashlyn: PETER, MOVE IT, YOU, YOU, RAT! o_O

Persephone: -pushes him off the seat and hops over to sit- =D HI! -covers her mouth and becomes silent once again-..-her black lipstick comes off on her robe- -has a huge black smudge on her face-

Ashlyn: So, Marauders...What's new? o.o;

Jordyn: o.o;

Sirius: Nothing. o.o

Persephone: -is sitting next to remus-..-pokes him in the shoulder- We're twice removed, you know. -wink.-

Ashlyn: Persephone, stop flirting you hooker. -.-

Persephone: -glare-

Ashlyn: :D

Persephone: -pats remus on the head and withdraws her hand back to herself-

Ashlyn: All right, got any pranks planned?

James: Why would you want to know?

Sirius: And, if we did why would we tell you -.-

Ashlyn: -.-

Jordyn: o.o; Loser.

Ashlyn: Well, fine, hmmph. Don't tell us.

Persephone: ...-glares at Sirius-

Ashlyn: We won't put you up on this Talk Show anymore. Psh.

Sirius: O_O! NOOOOOOOOO!

Ashlyn: Yeah, that's more like it.

Persephone: -walks over to Sirius' seat and handcuffs him to the chair- SIT, STAY, SHUT UP! -walks back to her own seat and grins broadly-

Sirius: ;.;

Kakalina: BONDAGE!! XD

Persephone: -wipes the smudge farther up onto her face, not aware that she's not actually removing it-

James: Come on, let's ditch this Talk Show.

Jordyn: NO YOU DON'T

James: -walks out with Remus and Peter following him, not aware he's leaving Sirius alone with them.-

Kakalina: Oh!

Ashlyn: -angelic face.-

Jordyn: =] -tackles Sirius-

Persephone: I'll..Be right back, you all.

Ashlyn: Right.

Persephone: -slinks behind the curtain again-...-we hear tons of clinking of metal chairs and more handcuffs being rattled-

Ashlyn: O_O!

Persephone: -calmly walks back out, hair tussled madly, and drags the three others back to their seat-..-sits in her spot where Remiekins was sitting-

Kakalina: Last time on the Maraudettes Talk Show...Most people voted B for Ashlyn.

Ashlyn: GRRRRR O_O

Jordyn: -sniggers-

Kakalina: So she slept with James -shows clip on tv-

Ashlyn: ;.;

Kakalina: XD

Clip--

-Hidden camera in James's bed... Ashlyn and James sleep next to each other on a singlesized bed both hitting each other in their sleep...then Ashlyn hits James with her knee in his family jewels. Sirius, Remus and Peter are all laughing in the background.-

--Clip ends

Ashlyn: -claps her hands and another screen comes up.-

The screen says-- Where Will Ashlyn Sleep Tonight?

a.) In a bed, listening to Metallica, very loudly. (Screams are heard from Ashlyn.)

b.) In the ghettos, where you hear gun shots every other five minutes.

c.) In a hospital where people are dying everywhere and needles are less than 5inches away from her.. pointing to her

Ashlyn: -claps hands and the screen is gone.- Okay now. o.o;

Kakalina: That's all we have time for today! PLEASE VOTE 'A' IN THE POLL!!!!

Ashlyn: ...-.-

-Show ends with them talking and the credits rolling up..-

Exeuctive Producer: Kakalina Black (yeah, right)

Script Writer: Ashlyn Potter