Chibi Me, Chibi You
Cloud and Tifa
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"Where'd he go?" Barret asked. "His clothes are there, but he isn't."
"..." Aeris looked at the pile of purple clothing and armor. "Is that what happened to me?"
"Yup. 'Cept you have clothing."
Cloud's overalls (AN: I don't know what to call them. Really baggy overalls, I guess...) shifted. In the knee area. Out of the leg popped a spiky haired baby.
"OH, SH*T!" Barret said.
Cait Sith picked Cloud up. Cloud socked him between the eyes.
"For heaven's sake," Cid said. "Someone go get him a towel!"
Vincent found Cloud's towel in the bathroom, which they used to cover Cloud in.
"You know how Cloud always has such baggy pants?" Yuffie asked.
"Yeah?" Nanaki answered.
"I know why!" The ninja triumphantly exclaimed.
"Why?"
Yuffie shook both legs of the overalls. From one was a rather large pile of candy. "This is why he'd always kind of hyper."
From the other leg... "Meow."
Cloud scrambled over to his pet kitty.
"No wonder there's always cat hair in the laundry." remarked Tifa.
Cloud and the kitty scrambled to the candy.
Barret sighed. "It jes' reminds me of Marlene! She likes cats."
Cloud, the kitty, and the candy scrambled over to Tifa. She picked him up, and Cloud settled his head down on Tifa's very large chest.
Cait Sith commented, "Cloud seems to have good taste in women."
Three pieces of candy were chucked at him.
Cloud had found the red Chibi Materia. He waved a hand at Tifa.
Instantly, Cloud normalized, and Tifa shrunk.
But given the fact that Tifa had been holding Cloud and now she'd turned chibi...
Tifa slid down the surprised looking Cloud, and landed on the floor, but not before taking Cloud's towel with her.
The others stared.
"It's a small one." Yuffie said to Aeris, who nodded in agreement.
Cid and Barret looked away, both thinking Cloud was a shame to man.
Cait Sith and Nanaki wisely didn't say anything.
Tifa smirked and shook her head.
"What are you laughing about?" Cloud snarled.He snatched back the towel, his clothes, the kitty, and left the room.
"So all we have to do is turn someone chibi, and the previous person will become normal again." Nanaki said.
Everyone else (except Tifa) nodded. Tifa tied Nanaki's and Cait Sith's tails together in a knot.
"Any volunteers?" Yuffie asked with a glint in her eye.
Tifa snuck up behind Vincent and shouted, "OOOO!!"
Vincent jumped up, screaming, "EEEE!"
"Oh, Vincent? Okay." Yuffie shrugged.
"Noooooooooo..." Vincent cowered in a corner.
Yuffie cast the Materia.