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Chibi Me, Chibi You
Vincent, the Chibian Beast
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"Noooooooooo..." Vincent cowered in a corner.

Yuffie cast the Materia.

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A kid with long black hair was sitting on the floor where Vincent had been.

"He still has his claw..." Cid remarked. "I was kinda hoping it would fall off..."

Vincent looked at all the scary big people. The scary big people looked at Vincent. Vincent's lip started to quiver.

"Oh, no," Aeris sighed. "Somebody..."

Yuffie scooped Vincent up, just in time. "Don't cry, don't cry..."

Vincent hiccupped. He pointed to Cloud's kitty.

"No way." Cloud said.

Yuffie and Vincent turned the watery-too-cute-to-resist-puppy eyes on him. "Please?" Yuffie implored.

"Arrgh...too...cute...must...resist...fine. Here you go, Sweetheart."

Aeris, Tifa, and Barret pounced on Cloud. "I KNEW IT! YOU AND YUFFIE!! TWO-TIMER!" Aeris, Barret, and Tifa yelled at him.

"Uh...Barret?" Tifa asked.

Barret blushed. "Jes got carried away..."

"The cat's name is Sweetheart. Sweetie for short..." After saying so, Cloud crawled to a corner of the room where a black cloud (pun intended) hung over his head.

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Cait Sith snatched up Vincent's revolver. "I'd better take this." he said. "In case Vince tries to shoot somebody..."

Vincent crawled out of Yuffie's lap and headed to Cait Sith. The cat looked down at him. "What?"

The kid pointed to his gun.

"Nuh-uh."

Vincent growled.

And transformed into a tiny monster with fangs and a barbed tail.

Yuffie, Aeris, and Tifa gasped. "THE CHIBIAN BEAST!!"

"The Chibian Beast?" The robotic cat took a step back, falling off his Mog.

The Beast ran up and sank his teeth into Cait's butt.

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[At Shinra HQ]

Reeve yelled loudly in pain. He grabbed his own ass, dropping all of his papers on the floor. "All right, all right, I'll give the damn thing to him!! Just get the friggin' thing offa me!!"

Two officials made their way through the bystanding crowd. They carted Reeve off to the hospital. The mental side.

"Tsk, tsk." An old lady said to a younger one. "Like I always said, youngsters nowadays is forever being stupid. I tell ye missy, turn away from that man's path. Don't take them queer drugs."

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"All right, all right, I'll give the damn thing to him!! Just get the friggin' thing offa me!!" Cait hopped around the room, with Chibian's teeth and the rest of the Beast as a second tail.

The cat threw the gun to the floor, but what was formerly Vincent still held on. "Give me the Materia!" he begged.

Barret handed him the Lightning Materia. "NO~!" Cait wailed. "CHIBI!"

Cid gave him the Chibi Materia.

"Great. A chibi Cait Sith." Nanaki rolled his eyes.

"Great. Just when I was enjoying myself watching that." Yuffie sighed.

Cait Sith cast Chibi.

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So, ppl, I got a question: Do ya wanna see...
1. The Shinra guys (including the Turks, Scarlet, Rufus...) as Chibis?
2. The other Summon Materias (Shiva, the Bahamuts, Ramuh...) as Chibis?
3. Any other suggestions?
And just to let you know, after Cait Sith is Yuffie.