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Chibi Me, Chibi You
Cait Sith and Reeve
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[Shinra HQ]
"Okay, you're free to go." The nurse told Reeve.

Relieved, Reeve started on his way to his office.

But... he never got there.

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Cait Sith cast Chibi.
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Vincent returned to normal. But since the Chibian Beast hadn't let go, Vincent still had his teeth clamped on the baby Cait Sith's rear end.

Chibi Cait bonked the former Turk with his megaphone.

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"WAH!"

Scarlet walked down the hall. She heard something like a baby's wail.

"WAAHH!!"

She turned the corner.

"WAAAHHH!!!"

Strange, thought Scarlet, piles of clothing can't cry...

A movement came from the pile. Scarlet hesitantly took a step back.

An infant crawled out.

She couldn't place it, but there was something strangely familiar about him...

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"Not a good idea." Tifa said over the din.

Cait's megaphone made his cries even louder.

"What did you say?!" Cid shouted, "I can't hear a #$%^@% thing!!"

"Take the megaphone away!" Yuffie yelled.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Cait shrieked.

Aeris rummaged around under the sofa and tossed a few balls of yarn at the cat.

Cait Sith finally quieted down.

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Scarlet picked up the baby and continued on her way. Eventually the kid calmed down, sucking his thumb.

As she passed another corridor, Heidegger came waddling after her, as fast as his fat legs could carry him. Rufus beside him halted and stumbled when he caught sight of what Scarlet was holding. "Scarlet...you...baby..."

Scarlet glared. "No, for the last time, I am NOT your 'baby'."

"NO!!!" Rufus pointed. "That!"

Heidegger looked and tripped over his own fat self. This made him tumble into Rufus' legs and sent both of them sprawling, landing in a very suggestive position.

"Kya~" Scarlet said coyly, "Why don't you boys get yourselves a room?"

Rufus pushed Heidegger's big lump off him and asked, "Who's kid is that? Yours?"

"Don't be stupid. I found him in the hall in a pile of clothes."

Scarlet lead the two back to the clothing. Rufus looked through the pockets and found an ID card. He gaped at it. "Reeve."

"So the kid is Reeve?" Heidegger asked.

Rufus ran a hand through his reddish hair. "It's either that, or Reeve's gone off naked."

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Cait Sith was quite content with the yarn to a certain extent. But then, he started bawling again.

He toddled a distance, and picked up a shiny red object. "GAA~!"

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Little Reeve started pulling Scarlet's red earrings. "Ouch..." She said, handing him to Rufus.

Reeve started pulling Rufus' hair. "No..." Rufus said, handing him to Heidegger.

Reeve socked Heidegger on the conk. Hard. The fat man promptly keeled over.

"GAA~!" Reeve said, triumphantly.

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Cait played with the red object for a while. Then, for some unknown reason, he waved a paw at Yuffie, who was closest, and said, "Tibi!"
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Scarlet shrieked. She'd been holding the little Reeve. Out of the blue, Little Reeve had said "Tibi," whatever that meant, and POOF, Big Reeve was back.

Scarlet dropped him.

"MY EYES, MY EYES!" Heidegger moaned. Rufus turned away. Scarlet left the office.

"My clothes, please?" Reeve muttered irritably, trying the best to cover himself up.

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Awww... poor Reeve... ^-^ poor Scarlet... and Rufus... but Heidegger got what he deserved!