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Chibi Me, Chibi You
Yuffie Makes Reeve go Looney Tunes
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Cait Sith waved a paw at Yuffie and said, "Tibi!"
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Yuffie sniffed. She saw a gray cat. She grabbed the cat and started hitting him. "YAAK! LEGGO!" The cat yelled.
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Reeve stopped and backed away. He was being hit by an invisible force. "YAAK! LEGGO!" He yelled. Once again, Shinra officials towed him away.

"Tsk, tsk." said an old lady.

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Yuffie had stopped harrassing Cait. She looked around her surroundings. Yuffie crawled over to Vincent and hid in his cape.

Vincent looked annoyed.

Barret and Cid turned on the TV. They both squealed. "OOH!! Looney Tunes!"

Yuffie peeked out to watch.

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"And so," Reeve concluded, "That's all folks!"

He was met with a sharp silence. Reeve slapped himself on the forehead.

"He's gone Looney Tunes." Scarlet whispered to Rufus, who nodded.

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Yuffie climbed onto Nanaki's back and rode him around like a horse. Nanaki's tail switched from side to side, and hit Cait, setting him afire.
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"YEOW!" Reeve yelped dancing around the Shinra meeting room. "HOTHOTHOT!!!

The other executives watched him with raised eyebrows.

The Shinra officials dragged Reeve away again.

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"You know, I'm probably going to lose my job." Cait Sith said.

"What job?" Cloud asked. "At the Saucer?"

"Shinra, you dolt!" Tifa answered smacking him on the head.

"I'm being sent to the hospital right now, thanks to you and your gang, Strife."

"Get well soon. I'll send you a card."

Cait sighed.

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Vincent yawned and got up. "'Night." Yuffie tugged at his cape. "No, Yuffie." She sat down on the carpet and began sniffling.

"Please, Vincent." Aeris said dramatically. "Spare us the pain..."

"Damn." Vincent muttered under his breath. He picked up the little girl and went into his bedroom.

Tifa giggled. "I'd like to see what happens in the morning!"

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