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Chibi Me, Chibi You
In the Morning...
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The dawn came. Morning light washed over the hilltops. The calm atmosphere.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"

Er... the now un-calm atmosphere...

"PEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVV!!!"

Aeris and Tifa came running out of their bedrooms. "PERV?! WHERE?" Aeris shrieked.

"LEMME AT 'EM!!" Tifa yelled.

They ran into Vincent's room. On the bed, there was a heap of shivering blankets. Yuffie was hitting it, yelling "Pervert!" and "How could you?!"

The others came in. It took Barret, Cid, and Nanaki to restrain Yuffie. The blankets cried out, "I have sinned!!"

Aeris threw the covers back. Vincent was huddled there with his hands over his head. "I told you she shouldn't have followed me!"

"You realize," Aeris said to Yuffie, "You were practically begging to go to bed with Vincent?"

"WHAT?!" Yuffie screamed.

"Of course, you were chibi." Tifa added.

"HEY!!! YOUGUYSBETTERCOMEDOWNANDSEEWHATTHAT @&$(%@)%&)% CHIBIMATERIADID!!!!" They heard Cloud yelling from downstairs.

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"I put it in a slot, and look what it did to the other Summon Materia!" Cloud said furiously. He cast Shiva.

Out popped a tiny Shiva. She scattered snowflakes around the room and disappeared.

Cloud cast Choco/Mog.

A baby Chocobo and Mog ran out, and hit Cid in a place where it really hurt. He doubled over in pain.

Cloud cast Ramuh.

Instead of the old man on the mountain, there was a wrinkly baby on a sandpile.

Bahamut, Neo-Bahamut, and BahamutZERO.

A black lizard, red lizard, and silver lizard appeared. They crawled all over Barret, inhaling, then exhaling on him. Barret wheezed. "Can't...breathe..."

And finally, Knights of the Round. (AN: I haven't gotten this one yet, so it might be incorrect...)

Twelve knights appeared. Chibified, of course. With King Arthur at the lead, they proceded to beat Nanaki with plastic swords, all the while singing, "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go..." and whistling off key.

Everyone sighed. They'd been doing that quite a lot.

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Reeve sighed. This place was boring. Everything was white.

And, he was in a straitjacket.

Oh, boy.

"Come on, come on... what I wouldn't give to be out of here..."

Suddenly, for no reason in particular, the mental hospital exploded.

"YESSSS!!" Reeve cheered as he was blown away.

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"I'm bored." Cid said. "I'm so $^$@&# bored. I'm boreder than $^#&. My boredomness is supreme."

"Like a *%@$%^ pizza." Barret muttered.

"&()$&@^ RIGHT~!" Cid shouted.

"$^%%&!"

"@$$*%#%!"

"(&#^@$@%!!"

"#%#$%##^*%*%*!!"

"*%%@!$^#&*(&(&#$!%^!!!"

"#%#^#&@!%$&(^@%!~#@$%^!!!"

"^@&@@@&**(%@!$#%%&(%%$%#&*^!!!!!!"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!" Cait Sith yelled. He cast Chibi on one of them, and Silence on the other.

"..." Barret crossed his eyes.

"GAAAA!!! $^$@&@$^*!!" Cid started cursing in chibi language.

"..." Barret stuck out his tongue.

"&$%@! GUUUUU!!! #%&$! BAH!"

"..."

"$^$&$@!" Cid jumped onto Barret's massive shoulders.

"..."

"$^*%~`!"

Barret got his head pounded by Cid. "..." He zoomed around the room, as if an airplane, and pretended to make airplane sounds. "..."

Cid yelled happily, "&%#`^!"

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