Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort were discussing their nonrequaintant love for each other. "I really love you Voldie." said Bellatrix. "Who cares about that, that husband of mine." "Uh Bella, I really only wanted you for er, sex?"

"What the hell was that?" asked Char (a/n me, duh) (looks down and sees room with Voldemort and Bella) "AUGH!!! VOLDEMORT!!!!!!"

"Char this is not the time for your odd Harry Potter Obsessions!!" Yelled Becky (one of my non HP friends)

"This is not a joke!" Char yelled

Char grabs Becky's head and shows her.

"What the hell?" she yelled "I-I-I'm dreaming."

"Forget it I'm going in there!" Char said

"What?" Becky said

"You heard me"

Char jumps into the room.

"Who are you?" asked Voldemort

"I, er, am here to lecture you on one of the seven deadly sins" Char said.

"What?" asked Voldemort

"Lust," Char continued. "is wrong! Honestly, Voldemort, You should know better!"

"THAT'S IT!!!" Voldemort screamed. "AVADA KADEVARA!!!!!

Char doesn't die.

"Ha! HA! HA! You can't kill me, cuz I'm not real! Well actually I'm real but you're not." Char said. "Now that my lecture is done..."

Char flings herself at Voldemort's feet.

"Why did you have to change yourself?!" She sobbed. "You were so hot when you were 16!!!!!"

Voldemort stares at her like she's crazy.

Char leaves the room. "My work here is done!"

(Disclaimer: Ok, so that really sucked but it was only my 1st one!)