Chibi Me, Chibi You
Baby Barret
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A whizzing sound could be heard. They lifted their heads to the ceiling. BOOM! Reeve fell through. He landed on Cait Sith. "Ouch," they both said.
"Nice to see you!" Cait exclaimed.
"Really nice..." Reeve muttered darkly.
"Oh, come off it, Reeve." Cait said. "You're only talking to yourself, anyway."
Tifa agreed.
Cloud yawned.
Yuffie snored.
Vincent crossed his eyes.
Cid swore.
Nanaki growled.
Reeve sighed.
Cait Sith sighed.
Barret squeaked.
"Barret," Tifa said. "Everyone else was a chibi. It's only fair..."
"Nanaki wasn't!" protested Barret.
"Then Nanaki can go next!" said Aeris.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—"
"SHADDUP!!" Cloud and Yuffie yelled.
"—OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—"
Vincent aimed his gun at Barret. "Stop that infernal noise." Nanaki showed his teeth.
"—OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—"
"#%#$^^!!!^&@&&$!!!" Cid shouted.
"See?" Tifa said. "You're outnumbered."
Aeris cast Chibi on Barret.
Baby Barret appeared. "He's so CUTE!" Aeris shrieked.
Tifa gave Barret to Cloud. Barret punched Cloud in the gut. "Ugggg..."
Barret to Cid. "@#$@%@&$^%$&$&#@!!" Barret yelled, and gave Cid Today's Special with Extra Whammy.
"Tifa... Aeris... turn him back..." Cloud pleaded.
"$^&#, turn him back. Baby Barret is a @#$@% pain!!" Cid said.
"You would know." Aeris replied.
"And we can't just turn him back." Tifa said, "Nanaki..."
"Uh-uh. No way. Not doing that. No. Please no. Non. No señorita. Iya. Uhhh..." Nanaki tucked his tail in.
"Please, Nanaki?" Yuffie cried. Barret was pelting Materia at her.
"Pretty please with ice cream, fudge, sprinkles, and a cherry on top?" Cloud looked at Nanaki with a horrible version of the big watery puppy eyes.
Nanaki turned away.
"What the @%#," Cid muttered, "Why don't you just turn him?" He grabbed the Chibi Materia and cast it on Nanaki.