Guardian: I'm sorry, I know it's been forever and a half since I've
updated.But don't blame me, blame him*points to Foregotten*
Foregotten: Me?What did I do?
Guardian: I don't know.I just don't want to be blamed.
Foregotten: Well, I'm not doing the disclaimer then.*crosses arms and stciks out tounge*
Guardian: Fine.*to the Chamloen neckless she has on*HIKARI!GET OUT HERE!!!
Guardian of the Pure: Heh, heh!*gigles*Malik said 'rod'!*gigles some more*
Guardian: I didn't mean you....but as long as you're here.....do the disclaimer!
Pure: Disclaimer; Guardian of the Fore....uh,*thinks for a moment*saken does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters.She also doesn't own a fair, or any good clothes for that matter...
Guardian: -_-x That's enough, Pure...*shoves her haed into a toilet*
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"Guys!I'm gonna hurl!"
"No!Not again!"
"Yes!Again!"
"Damnit, Mariku!Put a cork down your throat!"
"I can feel it comeing!!"
"Don't puke this way!"
"That's the only way it's gonna go!"
"For Ra's sake, not again!Puke on Mahado!"
Black Magician glared at Bakura as he said this.The carrousel was still going, fast as ever.Bakura had taken to releasing more monsters, both humen and non-humen, to join them.Now, not only was Mahado there, but so was Black Magician Girl, Dark Necrophear, Man-Eater Bug, Lady of Faith, Elf Swordsmen, Holy Elf, Headless Night, Gazzale and Silver Fang.Mariku was once again unable to keep his food down.He vomitted his time into his own shirt.
"Ew!" he said, looking at the puke that was dripping from his shirt.
"Well, take it off!" Yami yelled, fustarated.
"Control your hormones, Pharaoh!" Mariku shouted at him."I'm not gay!"
"He means because of the vomitt, you moron," Bakura stated.
"oh."
Mariku slipped his shirt off and let go of it, causing it to fly off of the ride completely.Unfortunately, it was at this time the hikari trio had nearly reached where their others were.The shirt flew and, vomitt and all, landed smack-dab on poor Ryou's face.This stopped all three in their tracks.
"Ew!Get it off!" Ryou yelled trying to free himself from the shirt.
"I'm not touching that thing," Yugi said backing away.
"That's Mariku's shirt," said Malik."He probbly threw up on it."
"Thank you, but I think I already knew that!" shouted Ryou.
"I don't think it's wise to open your mouth," Malik said grinning.
"What do you-aw!Gross!!" Ryou said.I'll let you figure out what happened.
Malik pulled the shirt off of Ryou who ran to the nearest food cart and bought a very, very large lemonade.None of the puke had gotten on his face or hair.But he had gotten a mouthfull of it.Then the three continued toward the point the knew their yamis were at.It wasn't difficult to find them.A large crowd had gathered around the ride, all of them wanting to see the boy who conjured monsters from cards.One said monster, Man-Eater Bug, had just lost his grip on the ride and flown off of it, right into Yugi.
"Ouch!" Yugi said as the unconcious monster laied on him.
"They've been bringing the cards to life!" Ryou shouted.
"They are so dead," Malik said.
The other two agreed with him.Then, after freeing Yugi from under the bigger creature, they continued to the carrousle.The fair workers(A/N: let's see... if you work at a carnaval, your a carnie, so if you work at a fair, are you a fairy?) had finally stopped the ride and the three were stepping off of it, all of them dazed.The monsters were all begging to go on more rides.They hadn't gotten in trouble because the fair workers decided that the ride had just malfunctioned.The three spirits walked away, all discussing what to do next, when the each bumped into their other half.
"Shit," said Yami.
"What do you think you've been doing?!" demanded Ryou.
"You can't order us around!" complained Mariku.
"Yeah," Bakura agreed."You may be a little woman, Ryou, but you're not my mother."
"Your mother was a slut," Ryou said crossing his arms.
"Take that back!" yelled Bakura.
"And your father was a man-whore," Ryou continued smiling.This was fun!
And before any one could stop him, Bakura had Ryou pinned to the ground and was beating the living shit out of him, demanding that he take it back.Quickly, the other four grabbed Bakura and pulled him off his other. Ryou sat up, as Bakura was no restrained.He was bleeding at the side of his mouth and he had a black eye, but there were no stab-wounds in him so either Bakura hadn't brung his knife or he really wasn't that angry.Probbly the former.In any case, Ryou wasn't in too bad of shape.He stood up.
"Come on guys," he said."Let's go find Rishid and tell him we found our yamis."
So they left the fair, Yami begging them to stop long enough for him to buy a glass elephant.They stopped, but just so Malik could argue some sense into him.But Yami still wanted something.First ice cream, then a balloon. Finnally they had to brake down and buy him a necklace that was kind of girly, but Yami seemed to love.In all the comotion of Bakura and Ryou fighting, or rather, Bakura kicking Ryou's ass, no one had put the monsters back in their cards.Yugi tapped Ryou on the shoulder.
"You okay?" he asked.
"I will be in a moment," Ryou responded.He then turned to where Bakura was and kicked him full-force in the balls.
Mariku and Malik, being the strongest, had to carry Bakura out of the fair.The wandered around town until they found Rishid who was having an arguement with an old woman.She'd obviously said he was irresponsible for losing three teens that were in his care when he'd asked her if she'd seen them.His orange eyes now reflected the urge to kill her.But he didn't, as the yamis had been found.He sighed and suggested that they all go home.
"That wasn't as fun as it was when I was little," Ryou said, lying on his bed with an ice pack over his left eye.
"Yeah," agreed Yugi.
"I thought it was pretty good," Malik said."I got to see Bakura and you fight."
"How could you think that was fun?!" Yugi asked horrifyed.
"I used to live underground, learning the past.Anything's fun in comparasin!" Malik argued.
"Guess you're right..."
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Guardian-The end!
Foregotten: Me?What did I do?
Guardian: I don't know.I just don't want to be blamed.
Foregotten: Well, I'm not doing the disclaimer then.*crosses arms and stciks out tounge*
Guardian: Fine.*to the Chamloen neckless she has on*HIKARI!GET OUT HERE!!!
Guardian of the Pure: Heh, heh!*gigles*Malik said 'rod'!*gigles some more*
Guardian: I didn't mean you....but as long as you're here.....do the disclaimer!
Pure: Disclaimer; Guardian of the Fore....uh,*thinks for a moment*saken does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters.She also doesn't own a fair, or any good clothes for that matter...
Guardian: -_-x That's enough, Pure...*shoves her haed into a toilet*
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"Guys!I'm gonna hurl!"
"No!Not again!"
"Yes!Again!"
"Damnit, Mariku!Put a cork down your throat!"
"I can feel it comeing!!"
"Don't puke this way!"
"That's the only way it's gonna go!"
"For Ra's sake, not again!Puke on Mahado!"
Black Magician glared at Bakura as he said this.The carrousel was still going, fast as ever.Bakura had taken to releasing more monsters, both humen and non-humen, to join them.Now, not only was Mahado there, but so was Black Magician Girl, Dark Necrophear, Man-Eater Bug, Lady of Faith, Elf Swordsmen, Holy Elf, Headless Night, Gazzale and Silver Fang.Mariku was once again unable to keep his food down.He vomitted his time into his own shirt.
"Ew!" he said, looking at the puke that was dripping from his shirt.
"Well, take it off!" Yami yelled, fustarated.
"Control your hormones, Pharaoh!" Mariku shouted at him."I'm not gay!"
"He means because of the vomitt, you moron," Bakura stated.
"oh."
Mariku slipped his shirt off and let go of it, causing it to fly off of the ride completely.Unfortunately, it was at this time the hikari trio had nearly reached where their others were.The shirt flew and, vomitt and all, landed smack-dab on poor Ryou's face.This stopped all three in their tracks.
"Ew!Get it off!" Ryou yelled trying to free himself from the shirt.
"I'm not touching that thing," Yugi said backing away.
"That's Mariku's shirt," said Malik."He probbly threw up on it."
"Thank you, but I think I already knew that!" shouted Ryou.
"I don't think it's wise to open your mouth," Malik said grinning.
"What do you-aw!Gross!!" Ryou said.I'll let you figure out what happened.
Malik pulled the shirt off of Ryou who ran to the nearest food cart and bought a very, very large lemonade.None of the puke had gotten on his face or hair.But he had gotten a mouthfull of it.Then the three continued toward the point the knew their yamis were at.It wasn't difficult to find them.A large crowd had gathered around the ride, all of them wanting to see the boy who conjured monsters from cards.One said monster, Man-Eater Bug, had just lost his grip on the ride and flown off of it, right into Yugi.
"Ouch!" Yugi said as the unconcious monster laied on him.
"They've been bringing the cards to life!" Ryou shouted.
"They are so dead," Malik said.
The other two agreed with him.Then, after freeing Yugi from under the bigger creature, they continued to the carrousle.The fair workers(A/N: let's see... if you work at a carnaval, your a carnie, so if you work at a fair, are you a fairy?) had finally stopped the ride and the three were stepping off of it, all of them dazed.The monsters were all begging to go on more rides.They hadn't gotten in trouble because the fair workers decided that the ride had just malfunctioned.The three spirits walked away, all discussing what to do next, when the each bumped into their other half.
"Shit," said Yami.
"What do you think you've been doing?!" demanded Ryou.
"You can't order us around!" complained Mariku.
"Yeah," Bakura agreed."You may be a little woman, Ryou, but you're not my mother."
"Your mother was a slut," Ryou said crossing his arms.
"Take that back!" yelled Bakura.
"And your father was a man-whore," Ryou continued smiling.This was fun!
And before any one could stop him, Bakura had Ryou pinned to the ground and was beating the living shit out of him, demanding that he take it back.Quickly, the other four grabbed Bakura and pulled him off his other. Ryou sat up, as Bakura was no restrained.He was bleeding at the side of his mouth and he had a black eye, but there were no stab-wounds in him so either Bakura hadn't brung his knife or he really wasn't that angry.Probbly the former.In any case, Ryou wasn't in too bad of shape.He stood up.
"Come on guys," he said."Let's go find Rishid and tell him we found our yamis."
So they left the fair, Yami begging them to stop long enough for him to buy a glass elephant.They stopped, but just so Malik could argue some sense into him.But Yami still wanted something.First ice cream, then a balloon. Finnally they had to brake down and buy him a necklace that was kind of girly, but Yami seemed to love.In all the comotion of Bakura and Ryou fighting, or rather, Bakura kicking Ryou's ass, no one had put the monsters back in their cards.Yugi tapped Ryou on the shoulder.
"You okay?" he asked.
"I will be in a moment," Ryou responded.He then turned to where Bakura was and kicked him full-force in the balls.
Mariku and Malik, being the strongest, had to carry Bakura out of the fair.The wandered around town until they found Rishid who was having an arguement with an old woman.She'd obviously said he was irresponsible for losing three teens that were in his care when he'd asked her if she'd seen them.His orange eyes now reflected the urge to kill her.But he didn't, as the yamis had been found.He sighed and suggested that they all go home.
"That wasn't as fun as it was when I was little," Ryou said, lying on his bed with an ice pack over his left eye.
"Yeah," agreed Yugi.
"I thought it was pretty good," Malik said."I got to see Bakura and you fight."
"How could you think that was fun?!" Yugi asked horrifyed.
"I used to live underground, learning the past.Anything's fun in comparasin!" Malik argued.
"Guess you're right..."
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Guardian-The end!