Chibi Me, Chibi You
Nanaki
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"What the @%#," Cid muttered, "Why don't you just turn him?"
He grabbed the Chibi Materia and cast it on Nanaki.
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"Er..." Tifa was looking at the red lion cub, "Do you think that was such a great idea?"
Nanaki mewed.
"Marlene would luv 'im ta pieces," Barret said.
"Mmmph~!" Reeve muffered. Baby Barret had been in his lap. When he changed back, Barret had squashed Reeve against the wall.
"Shaddup, Shinra filth." Barret spat.
Reeve punched Barret as best he could, and said threateningly, "Say that again, Wallace."
"SHADDUP, SHINRA FILTH!!!"
Reeve snatched up Cait Sith and started beating Barret around the head.
"OWIE!" Barret cried.
"OWIE!!" Cait Sith cried.
"OWIE!!!" Reeve cried.
Nanaki purred.
Yuffie gave him a shove. "Go to Vinnie now!"
Nanaki padded over the Vincent's cape. "Not again..." Vincent hugged his cape.
Nanaki growled and showed his teeth and claws. "Uh...okay then... you're the boss..." Nanaki curled up in Vincent's arms with the cape draped over him.
Vincent sang, tone-deaf-ily, "Rock a bye 'Naki, on the tree top, when the wind blo-o-ows, Vinnie will rock, and down will come 'Naki, claws, fangs, and all..."
Yuffie covered her ears. "Hands up, the police are here to arrest you for bad singing!"
A voice boomed from outside the house. "HANDS UP, THE POLICE ARE HERE!!!"
Yuffie: o.O
So! This is where Shinra comes in!!!
1. Turks
2. Rufus, Scarlet, Heidegger
3. Hojo
4. Sephiroth
Anyone up for Jenova?