Chibi Me, Chibi You
Turkish March
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Cloud ran to the window. "It's the Turks!!" He yelled.
Aeris opened the door. The Turks, Tseng, Rude, Reno, and Elena were standing there. In a 'dramatic' pose.
"Okay, Elena, you can get off my back now. I'm not giving piggy-back rides." Tseng was saying. "And Rude, stop acting like you're dying from electric shock by Reno."
"Come in y'all foo's!!" Barret ushered them inside.
"Sit down and drink the #^&#@& TEA!!" Cid pointed at the table.
The Turkeys...ahem, I mean...The Turks, not knowing what to do, sat down and drank the #^&#@& tea.
"So what brings you here?" Tifa asked them.
"Er...we—" Reno started to say.
"—just stopped by to say hi." Tseng cut in quickly.
"..." Rude said.
Tseng looked over at Elena, who was cuddling the Chibi Nanaki.
"Well... then... hi..." Cloud said.
"Hello."
"Guten Tag."
"Konnichiwa."
"Howdy."
"Bonjour."
"Hola."
"Aloha."
"'sup?"
"Hai."
"Yo."
"HEYA, FOOS."
"..."
Aeris thought a minute. "Reno's hot?"
"Yeah. Wait, NO!"
"Rude?"
"No."
"Tseng?"
"Nup." Tifa said. "We turn the Turks into Chibis."
"You must've read my mind!" Aeris gasped. "Or did I read yours?"
Tifa furrowed her brow. "Hmm... you know, that's a tough one."
BOOF! A blond child was sitting there with Nanaki standing over her looking surprised.
"Elena!" Tseng cried out.
The much younger Elena shimmied up Nanaki's leg and onto his back. "No, not again..." Nanaki groaned.
Elena directed Nanaki around with great authority. Then she slid off his back. The blonde toddled over to Tseng and pointed to Nanaki. She then raised her arms up.
"Huh?" Tseng looked confused.
Rude finally spoke up. "I think she wants you to give her a piggyback ride."
"Aw... $^!#." Tseng picked up Elena and set her on his shoulders as the others watched in amusement. "Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!" Tseng said, running around the room.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Elena giggled. She patted Tseng on the head.
"That's disgustingly cute." Reno muttered. Rude nodded.
Elena slapped him. "OOO!!"
"Just a minute. *huffhuff*"
She slapped him harder.
BOOF!
Elena turned back and Tseng's face became embeded in the carpet.
Tifa and Aeris collapsed in laughter.
So did Rude.
"Ow..." Tseng mumbled.
"Ah wonder..." Barret wondered aloud, "Who's gonna be next?"
"Good question." Yuffie answered.
"..." Rude whispered something to Tifa.
"Whazzat?"
"..."
"..."
"???" Aeris cut in.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"!!!"
"!!!"
"..."
"What'd they say?" Cid asked Cloud.
"..." Yuffie interpreted.
"Say what?"
Tifa, Rude, and Aeris finished the 'conversation.'
"And the lucky person is..." Aeris pointed at...