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Chibi Me, Chibi You
Reno and Rude
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"And the lucky person is..." Aeris pointed at...

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Reno.

Everyone else gasped.

He stared in a bored fashion at them. "What did I win?"

"This!" Tifa smiled. She cast Chibi.

A chibi version of Reno appeared. He crawled under the table, heading towards Tseng. Drawing his electric prod, he gave Tseng a jolt in the behind. "AIIEE!!" Then to Rude again. Rude braced himself for the shock.

Reno bit Rude's fingers. "!!!"

"That's one &(@$ violent kid." Cid said. Nanaki agreed.

Just then, Reno spotted Cloud. Sitting at the table with something, pretending to blend into the wall. It didn't work. Reno drew himself up to his full height. Which was about two feet.

He punched-pulled-shoved-kicked Cloud out of the chair, and grabbed the mug. "Hey..." Cloud complained. "That's mine..."

"Well, you can't let a little kid drink alchohol!" Elena exclaimed.

"Do you wanna stop him?"

"Not especially." Elena admitted. "I kinda like my fingers the way they are."

Reno finished the drink. He yawned. "I think Reno's boring, aside from his acts of revenge." Yuffie said. "Turn him back, and change Rude. No, wait. Rude would be even more boring..." She went on with her one sided conversation.

"Rude? Interesting idea." Tifa said. "Should we?" The others shrugged.

"Brainless, the lot of you."

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Reno was turned back, head on the table, fast asleep. Cloud booted him out of the chair. "That was mine!"

"Huh?" Reno pointed at Cloud. He seemed to have grown a chibi's head. Cloud looked. "Huh?" The chibi head was bald. "Rude?"

Rude smirked. He slid down Cloud and went for Reno. From a pocket, he pulled out a fake worm (AN: You know, the really, really, really squooshy kind) and slid it down the back of Reno's shirt.

"EAYAUGHH!!" Reno squealed. He danced a jig and maybe a polka or two around the room, trying to get the worm out.

"I like the new Rude." Tseng commented. Just before Rude assaulted him in the face with true-to-life-smelling fake doggy-doo. "Now I like the old Rude better."

"Who knew Rude was like this?" Vincent wondered aloud.

"I didn't." Reno answered, waltzing past him.

Rude sat down and surveyed the place for his next victim. He'd never liked cats. Bit him in the rear once. Cait Sith and Reeve hugged each other. "I won't let the bully get you, Cait!" Reeve said.

"Nor will I, Reeve!"

"I'd die to save you!"

Barret harrumphed. "Reeve just said he'd die to save Cait Sith. But if Reeve's dead, Cait would be dead too... so...uh... waitasecond, if Cait's dead, Reeve'll be dead. No! If...aw...#%#!^!!"

"That's another toughie." Reno tangoed around him.

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"Is he Doraemon or something?!" Cloud yelled as the zillionth worm had been stuck in his ear. "Where do all these worms come from?!"

"Heck are we supposed to know?" Vincent muttered. "It was Tifa's idea to change him."

Rude then took the opportunity to give Vincent a worm or two.

"Hey, I didn't know Vincent could dance!" exclaimed Yuffie.

Reno and Vincent did a can-can.

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Like Tifa said, I think they're all becoming brainless idiots. ^.^()