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Chibi Me, Chibi You
Tseng
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Those who never got on Rude's naughty list were few.

Those who never got on Rude's naughty list were also bored.

Yuffie, Aeris, and Nanaki yawned. (AN: So did the author, but that's another story.)

Stifling her yawn, Aeris turned Tseng into a chibi. Now, Tseng was a very curious chibi. And curious chibis are usually tortuous to other people, as he has recently taken a taste of certain worms.

"Don't eat those, Tseng!" Elena scooped up Tseng. She ruffled his black hair. "He's soooooo cute!!" Tseng bit her arm, curiously. "Ouch!" Elena dropped him. "But Tseng's still a big meanie."

Tseng had very sharp teeth. He found a blue fuzzy face with a beaded nose and sewn eyes. It tasted okay, nice and soft, just kind of smelly...

"Leggo my blue bunny slippers!!!" Cloud rescued his blue bunny slippers.

"Oh, that was disgusting." Nanaki muttered.

"You should know." Yuffie said. "You chew on them."

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

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"All right, all right, break it up!" Cid waved his arms in the air.

"Shaddup!" Nanaki and Yuffie both yelled at him.

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

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Tseng finished examining Aeris' dress. Other than Nanaki's tail, it was his favorite. He went back to where the Tail was situated.

Tseng dragged the Tail over to Tifa. The unsuspecting brunette was suddenly set afire.

Yuffie donned a tweed suit and thick glasses. "Now this, class, is a prime example of the mysteries of spontaneous combustion."

"Mm-hmm..." Reno threw a spitball at Rude. It stuck to his head. "Yeah, can we all say com-bust-ion?"

Tifa extinguished her fire, grabbed Nanaki and set Reno on fire. Then she retrieved a few bottles of wine from the cellar.

"I love Bonfire Night." Aeris said.

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One Crispy Flambé à la Reno later, Tseng was sitting in Elena's lap. He had really liked the big fire, but somebody had dumped water on it.

Tseng crawled over to Reeve and Cait Sith. He liked the furry cat. Tseng patted Cait on the head and hugged him.

"Such a mushy moment." Barret sniffled. Vincent, wordlessly(of course), handed him a few boxes of tissues. Barret used them all.

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There was a knock on the door.

Rude looked outside. "I think someone's in trouble."

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I love bonfires. Especially the ones with Reno.
Thanx a bunch for your reviews. I really love them too.