Chibi Me, Chibi You
SHINRA!
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There was a knock on the door.
Rude looked outside. "I think someone's in trouble."
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"President Rufus, Scarlet, and Heideggar."
"Let 'em in!" Cid punched the air. "We can handle 'em!!"
"Okay." Rude opened the front door. "'lo, Mr. President."
"Rude." Rufus acknowledged. "We heard about some strange goings-on here."
"Nothin' strange here, Mr. President." Reno said. "What do you mean?"
Rufus thought a minute. "Some sort of fire, a lot of yelling, screaming, laughing, no?"
"Nope." Cloud said. "Bye-bye."
He proceeded to close the door, but Rufus stuck his foot in the door. After sticking his face in the door, Rufus asked. "I see Reno, Rufus, and Elena, but tell me: where is Tseng?"
Everyone gulped. "He went to the loo." Reeve said quickly.
"Who's Lou?"
"The john, then."
"Who's John?"
"REEVE!" Scarlet shrieked, throwing the door wide open. "You are in big, big trouble, buster!"
"Buster Sword." Someone said.
Scarlet grabbed Reeve by the collar. "Save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Reeve whimpered.
"Do you know what your penalty will be?" She said menacingly.
"Death Penalty." Someone said.
"You will be going to court, and are going to have to conform to whatever is set upon you."
"Conformer." Someone said.
"And if you don't... You'll be in prison, with a lot of guards."
"Princess Guard." Someone said.
"Imperial Guard." Barret corrected.
"Put a lid on it." Someone said.
"W-w-w-what did I do?" Reeve asked.
"Good question. I don't know." Scarlet dropped Reeve.
Tseng toddled over to Rufus before Elena could stop him. Rufus bent down to look at him. Tseng jumped and hung onto Rufus' suit. "What the—?"
"Tseng, come back here!" Elena said. Realizing what she'd said, Elena slapped herself on the forehead.
"Tseng?" Rufus looked at his suit decoration. "This is Tseng?"
Tseng bit Rufus' neck.
"YEEKS!! VAMPIRE!!" Yuffie shrieked. She backed away, falling into Vincent's lap. Turning around... "YEEKS!! VAMPIRE!!"
"I'm not a vampire, and you know it." Vincent growled.
Cid waved garlic under Vincent's nose. Vincent sneezed.
Barret poured holy water over his head. Vincent coughed.
Yuffie held up a stake. Vincent hid behind Aeris.
"Vinnie the Vamp!!" Yuffie sang, as she waved the stake in the air.
"I'm not a vampire!!" Bang, bang, Vincent filled Yuffie with lead. Then he was attacked by a red chicken. "What the—?!"
"I have the Final Attack Phoenix!" Yuffie stuck out her tongue.
"I agree." Aeris said. But Heidegger had overheard.
"President Rufus! They're going to—" Heidegger stopped.
Aeris cast Chibi.
Seriously, I'm brain-dead. I need IDEAS!!! Because I haven't even gotten the next chapter started, and I don't know what to do with Rufus...