Teacher Training
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "The devil ripped me off for a hamburger!"
*** Tenshi Kanashii - Yes, i did get inspiration from that scene, kudos to you ;). It shows how easily my mind is infulenced, no? Thanx4reading - Oh yes, i'm very proud of myself. The more people i get to my twisted way of thinking the better, whoahahahhahahha. Join my army!
Yeah i dunno what happened with this one, it's a little...out there. Oh the DAY OF FUN is from Friends 'TOW The Princess Leia Fantasy' to be exact. You'd have to watch it to get the right tone of horrible nasal voice juuust right.
***
Chapter 13 - Enne Guarde
****
Gelder was fed up, she had her review and she WAS going to give it to everyone, like it or not. She had tracked Logan to the nearest bar, where he was slumped over a beer, surrounded by empty beer bottles. He had a small flower in between his finger, looking at it contemplatively. She cleared her throat and strode over to him, she would NOT be intimidated by this bully. Nope, she had worked at a girls summer camp for God's sake, that was worse than any burly, mean guy...with big sharp claws.
"THERE you are, Mr Logan", said Gelder, sitting down on the table across from him, "i need to give you your review
Logan looked thoughtfully at the flower in his hands, twirling it between his fingers.
"Ever notice how pretty flowers are?".
Gelder blinked.
"Mr. Logan....are you feeling...okay?".
Logan smiled at her.
"Yes, yes i am", he said, his eyes slightly out-of-focus, "it's a beautifull day".
"Mr. Logan.....", said Gelder carefully, "are you drunk?".
"Maybe", replied Logan, smiling and handing her the flower, "there ya go".
Gelder blinked twice, taking the flower from him.
"Err...thanks?".
"You're welcome", said Logan, then chuckled, "i have the munchies. Do you have the munchies? Lets go get pizza".
****
In another part of the hotel, everyone else had gathered in the rec room....as had their respective 'others'. Cliff was trying to get everyone to go swimming, while Shannon was giving a very false smile while Amber told her about the time she went bungie jumping in Minsk. Xavier and Magneto were playing chess, while Jason and Hank were trying to take on Sabertooth and Mystique in a game of foosball. Suddenly, Clint cleared his throat, deciding he wasn't going to get anyone into the pool THAT day. He walked over to the ping-pong table and picked up a bat.
"Okay, who wants to challenge the best of the best?", he asked, pointing the bat at Magneto, "i bet you do".
"I don't play games that involve physical work", he said, moving a chess piece.
Clint looked at Xavier.
"You're kidding", said Xavier flatly.
"Honey, no one wants to play against you", said Ororo, where she was playing a pinball machine.
It was then that Forge did a rather foolish thing. Maybe it was because he had lost alot of sleep, maybe it was jealousy, or maybe the fact that he was a guy just took over.
"I'll play", he said standing up.
"Oy", said Amber, covering her head with the hands the second she heard this, "here we go".
Hank gave her a questioning look.
"You'll see", said Amber quietly as Forge and Clint squared off.
****
And see they did. A few hours later, and the game was still going. According to Amber, Forge had done this once before, and had gone on for five hours. The person he had been playing against had to quit after spraining his wrist, Forge, having a bionic arm, had not had this problem. It appeared that the same was happening again.
"What IS it with men and competing?", asked Mystique, watching the ball bounce back and forth, "i mean, WHY?!!".
"Because men need to prove their worth by dueling", said Storm, "now i know Jean's pain. And to think i laughed at her".
"I'm used to this", said Amber with a bored sigh, "...and when one is used to Forge...it's rarely a good thing".
"I'll say", mumered Beast, duncking as the ball flew over his head, Clint in hot persuit, "my heart goes out to you".
"AH HAH!", shouted Clint in truimph, bounding over Hank's, head and hitting the ball, but over-ballancing and ending up in a heap on the floor.
Forge very easily flicked it back and it bounced off Clint's head as he lay on the floor, making odd sounds. Ororo gave Forge a death-glare and knelt down by Clint, giving him a few pokes.
"I win", said Forge smugly.
"Yes, okay, you win", said Amber, marching over and grabbing his left arm, twisting it as she walked him away, "you do that victory dance and you'll be sorry".
"Good arm, good arm!!!", protested Forge as he was dragged off.
As he and Amber walked out, a very pale Logan walked past them into the room, sitting down on a chair, looking dead ahead.
"Logan.....are you okay?", asked Xavier carefully, Logan didn't look well.
"Who let me drink in the daytime?", asked Logan in a far-off voice.
"Oh dear God, what happened?", asked Hank, walking over, then stepping back at the stench of aclohol, "oh..never mind".
Logan blinked a few times, obviously in shock.
"I..i went drinking and the Gelder woman, she came to give me my report", he said, "i...i'd drunk alot.....and i got friendly and...".
Jason gasped, pointing at him wildly.
"You slept with the teacher!!!!!", he said, then laughed, "THAT'S how you get good grades!".
Logan groaned, burrying his head in his hands.
"Kill me, kill me NOW", he said, "what am i gonna do?. We still have 2 weeks of this woman!!!".
"Maybe if you sat down and talked to her...", ventured Shannon.
Logan looked at her, his brow furrowed.
"I don't know you", he said, "you're new".
Shannon mumbled under her breath, backing away and hiding behind Beast.
"Lets take a bet, shall we?", said Magneto, "how many people can have one- night stands before we go home".
Mystique and Sabertooth both gave him a cold glare.
"...Maybe not".
"I almost won", came Clint voice from the floor, "and.... oh my God, my hand is covered in splinters!".
"You poor baby", said Storm, "i'll find some ice for it. Someone will get an electric shock later, belive me!".
****
"You like her don't you?".
Forge blinked, stopping dead. Was that just an inteligent question, form AMBER?! He glanced over at her, she had her arms crossed and was watching his reaction. Maybe she wasn't as ditzy as she appeared.....and that scared him.
"Like who?", he answered with a shrug, "i don't like anyone..".
"Yuh huh. Nice try Forgey", she replied, giving him a poke, "the one with the wite hair..Ororo".
"I don't like her", said Forge, staring at the ground intently, "not like that anyway".
"Please, you look at her the same way you did Tyler", pointed Amber.
Forge was once again suprised. In high school, Amber had ignored his girlfriends existance, choosing to flirt with him unashamedly with him in front of her. Thank God Tyler had patience. He decided that wasn't worth an answer, muttering something incoherent.
"Oh mah gawwd Forge, get over yourself", said Amber, poking him in the head, "look, cause i'm you're friend, i'm going to help you get over her".
"I don't need your....."
But he was cut off, he could tell by the way she was grinning, Amber was already brainstorming.
"Okay, hows this...", she said, waving a hand in the air to emphasise something great, "Amber and Forge's day of fun!".
"....a whole day?", said Forge weakly.
"Yep a whooooooole day!", said Amber, "no arguments, i know where you live, Forgeykins".
"Lucky me", said Forge dryly, "i'm so lucky i may dance of joy".
But Amber had gone into her selective hearing mode, jabbering on about the 'fun' they would have the next day. Obviously, the intelect had only been a passing phase. Lucky him.
*****
There we go, another chappie up. I promise the next one will be better ;) Do review. Until next time.....
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "The devil ripped me off for a hamburger!"
*** Tenshi Kanashii - Yes, i did get inspiration from that scene, kudos to you ;). It shows how easily my mind is infulenced, no? Thanx4reading - Oh yes, i'm very proud of myself. The more people i get to my twisted way of thinking the better, whoahahahhahahha. Join my army!
Yeah i dunno what happened with this one, it's a little...out there. Oh the DAY OF FUN is from Friends 'TOW The Princess Leia Fantasy' to be exact. You'd have to watch it to get the right tone of horrible nasal voice juuust right.
***
Chapter 13 - Enne Guarde
****
Gelder was fed up, she had her review and she WAS going to give it to everyone, like it or not. She had tracked Logan to the nearest bar, where he was slumped over a beer, surrounded by empty beer bottles. He had a small flower in between his finger, looking at it contemplatively. She cleared her throat and strode over to him, she would NOT be intimidated by this bully. Nope, she had worked at a girls summer camp for God's sake, that was worse than any burly, mean guy...with big sharp claws.
"THERE you are, Mr Logan", said Gelder, sitting down on the table across from him, "i need to give you your review
Logan looked thoughtfully at the flower in his hands, twirling it between his fingers.
"Ever notice how pretty flowers are?".
Gelder blinked.
"Mr. Logan....are you feeling...okay?".
Logan smiled at her.
"Yes, yes i am", he said, his eyes slightly out-of-focus, "it's a beautifull day".
"Mr. Logan.....", said Gelder carefully, "are you drunk?".
"Maybe", replied Logan, smiling and handing her the flower, "there ya go".
Gelder blinked twice, taking the flower from him.
"Err...thanks?".
"You're welcome", said Logan, then chuckled, "i have the munchies. Do you have the munchies? Lets go get pizza".
****
In another part of the hotel, everyone else had gathered in the rec room....as had their respective 'others'. Cliff was trying to get everyone to go swimming, while Shannon was giving a very false smile while Amber told her about the time she went bungie jumping in Minsk. Xavier and Magneto were playing chess, while Jason and Hank were trying to take on Sabertooth and Mystique in a game of foosball. Suddenly, Clint cleared his throat, deciding he wasn't going to get anyone into the pool THAT day. He walked over to the ping-pong table and picked up a bat.
"Okay, who wants to challenge the best of the best?", he asked, pointing the bat at Magneto, "i bet you do".
"I don't play games that involve physical work", he said, moving a chess piece.
Clint looked at Xavier.
"You're kidding", said Xavier flatly.
"Honey, no one wants to play against you", said Ororo, where she was playing a pinball machine.
It was then that Forge did a rather foolish thing. Maybe it was because he had lost alot of sleep, maybe it was jealousy, or maybe the fact that he was a guy just took over.
"I'll play", he said standing up.
"Oy", said Amber, covering her head with the hands the second she heard this, "here we go".
Hank gave her a questioning look.
"You'll see", said Amber quietly as Forge and Clint squared off.
****
And see they did. A few hours later, and the game was still going. According to Amber, Forge had done this once before, and had gone on for five hours. The person he had been playing against had to quit after spraining his wrist, Forge, having a bionic arm, had not had this problem. It appeared that the same was happening again.
"What IS it with men and competing?", asked Mystique, watching the ball bounce back and forth, "i mean, WHY?!!".
"Because men need to prove their worth by dueling", said Storm, "now i know Jean's pain. And to think i laughed at her".
"I'm used to this", said Amber with a bored sigh, "...and when one is used to Forge...it's rarely a good thing".
"I'll say", mumered Beast, duncking as the ball flew over his head, Clint in hot persuit, "my heart goes out to you".
"AH HAH!", shouted Clint in truimph, bounding over Hank's, head and hitting the ball, but over-ballancing and ending up in a heap on the floor.
Forge very easily flicked it back and it bounced off Clint's head as he lay on the floor, making odd sounds. Ororo gave Forge a death-glare and knelt down by Clint, giving him a few pokes.
"I win", said Forge smugly.
"Yes, okay, you win", said Amber, marching over and grabbing his left arm, twisting it as she walked him away, "you do that victory dance and you'll be sorry".
"Good arm, good arm!!!", protested Forge as he was dragged off.
As he and Amber walked out, a very pale Logan walked past them into the room, sitting down on a chair, looking dead ahead.
"Logan.....are you okay?", asked Xavier carefully, Logan didn't look well.
"Who let me drink in the daytime?", asked Logan in a far-off voice.
"Oh dear God, what happened?", asked Hank, walking over, then stepping back at the stench of aclohol, "oh..never mind".
Logan blinked a few times, obviously in shock.
"I..i went drinking and the Gelder woman, she came to give me my report", he said, "i...i'd drunk alot.....and i got friendly and...".
Jason gasped, pointing at him wildly.
"You slept with the teacher!!!!!", he said, then laughed, "THAT'S how you get good grades!".
Logan groaned, burrying his head in his hands.
"Kill me, kill me NOW", he said, "what am i gonna do?. We still have 2 weeks of this woman!!!".
"Maybe if you sat down and talked to her...", ventured Shannon.
Logan looked at her, his brow furrowed.
"I don't know you", he said, "you're new".
Shannon mumbled under her breath, backing away and hiding behind Beast.
"Lets take a bet, shall we?", said Magneto, "how many people can have one- night stands before we go home".
Mystique and Sabertooth both gave him a cold glare.
"...Maybe not".
"I almost won", came Clint voice from the floor, "and.... oh my God, my hand is covered in splinters!".
"You poor baby", said Storm, "i'll find some ice for it. Someone will get an electric shock later, belive me!".
****
"You like her don't you?".
Forge blinked, stopping dead. Was that just an inteligent question, form AMBER?! He glanced over at her, she had her arms crossed and was watching his reaction. Maybe she wasn't as ditzy as she appeared.....and that scared him.
"Like who?", he answered with a shrug, "i don't like anyone..".
"Yuh huh. Nice try Forgey", she replied, giving him a poke, "the one with the wite hair..Ororo".
"I don't like her", said Forge, staring at the ground intently, "not like that anyway".
"Please, you look at her the same way you did Tyler", pointed Amber.
Forge was once again suprised. In high school, Amber had ignored his girlfriends existance, choosing to flirt with him unashamedly with him in front of her. Thank God Tyler had patience. He decided that wasn't worth an answer, muttering something incoherent.
"Oh mah gawwd Forge, get over yourself", said Amber, poking him in the head, "look, cause i'm you're friend, i'm going to help you get over her".
"I don't need your....."
But he was cut off, he could tell by the way she was grinning, Amber was already brainstorming.
"Okay, hows this...", she said, waving a hand in the air to emphasise something great, "Amber and Forge's day of fun!".
"....a whole day?", said Forge weakly.
"Yep a whooooooole day!", said Amber, "no arguments, i know where you live, Forgeykins".
"Lucky me", said Forge dryly, "i'm so lucky i may dance of joy".
But Amber had gone into her selective hearing mode, jabbering on about the 'fun' they would have the next day. Obviously, the intelect had only been a passing phase. Lucky him.
*****
There we go, another chappie up. I promise the next one will be better ;) Do review. Until next time.....