AND HERE´S THE DATE THAT YOU ALL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING:
Rita: So where are we going? (Looking disgustingly at Sirius´s teeth)
Sirius: I was thinking of going to the new restaurant in Hogsmade. Are you
okey with that? (Noticing that smiling even more)
Rita: I guess...
Sirius: `Lils I´ll kill you next time I see you´
They arrived to the restaurant, it was really fancy
Waiter: Hello, do you have any preferences in where would you like to sit?
smoker or not smoker?
Sirius: (nerviously) Well, as a matter of fact if it´s not a problem I would like a
seat away from the windows where I can have a good view of all exits and can
keep my back facing the wall.
Rita: Sirius, darling you don´t have to be so paranoid (She said this trough
clenched teeth)
Sirius: You don`t know anything, they think I´m stupid but no sir, Sirius Black
is everything except stupid, I know THEY are watching me.
Waiter: Okkeeyy... If you please follow me.
They sit on a table away from the windows where they had a good view of all
exits and could keep their backs to the wall.
Waiter: Here you have the menus, do you need anything else?
Sirius: Yes please I would like some crayons and a sheet of paper, you
wouldn´t want me to write on the linen tablecloth would you?.
Rita: Sirius!
Sirius: Oh sorry could you bring some for her also?
Waiter: Of course.
Rita: No! I don´t want crayons!
Sirius: Shh... Rita you don´t have to be ashamed.
(By now Rita was almost under the table)
Waiter: I´ll bring that stuff for you in some seconds
Sirius: Thanks (With a flick of his wand he apparated some candles around
the table)
Rita: Oh how romantic!
Sirius: Sure `If you only knew´ (And he started to twitch spastically his leg)
Rita : Sirius! could you stop that? is getting really anoying or do you have a
problem in your leg?
Sirius: What are you talking about?
Rita: About your leg, you´re moving it
Sirius: No, i´m not!
Rita: Yes you are!
Sirius: No I´m not!
(Waiter comes)
Waiter: So, have you decided what would you want for dinner?
Rita: I wa-(Sirius cuts her off)
Sirius: She would like to have frog legs with clams, do you happen to have by
any chance any live food in this restaurant?
Waiter: Not that I´m aware of
Sirius: Oh, okey then she´ll only have that and I would like a chesse
hamburger with fries
Waiter: It´ll be ready in twenty minutes
Sirius: Thank you
Rita: Sirius! why did you ask for that food?
Sirius: Because all the people I know told me that it was great. (He gots up
from the table and starts to circle the table with his arms outstretched while
making airplane sounds, then he sits down)
Rita: what was that?
Sirius: I wanted to fly like the birds and the planes!!
(And the same thing happened every five minutes)
The waiter was coming with the food and Sirius was guarding his plate with
fork and knife and acting like he'll stab anyone who reaches for it, including
the waiter.
The waiter looking scared left the food in front of each of them.
Sirius: Oh, escuse me but could you please cut my food into tiny pieces? If
it´s not too much trouble. And could you bring some shrimps?
Rita: Sirius! You´re making me look bad
Waiter : Oh it´s no problem madam (He left)
Rita was about to start eating when...
Sirius: No! Rita before we start eating we have to chant why do you think I put
those candles in here?
Rita: Okkeeyyy....
(And Sirius started to chant, when he finished everybody was straring at him,
Everything was silent, crickets could be heard chirping, but he didn´t seem to
notice, after a while when everybody was out of shock, he stared to stare at
the people at the next table, and then he started to drool)
Rita: Eww... that´s disgusting Sirius stop drooling!
Sirius : But I´m hungry! wait I have an idea! (he turned around and asked the
person at the next table) Could I have some of your food?
Person: Uh? Of course no!
Sirius: Okey... Looks like you didn´t learn to share when you were a baby...
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Rita: So where are we going? (Looking disgustingly at Sirius´s teeth)
Sirius: I was thinking of going to the new restaurant in Hogsmade. Are you
okey with that? (Noticing that smiling even more)
Rita: I guess...
Sirius: `Lils I´ll kill you next time I see you´
They arrived to the restaurant, it was really fancy
Waiter: Hello, do you have any preferences in where would you like to sit?
smoker or not smoker?
Sirius: (nerviously) Well, as a matter of fact if it´s not a problem I would like a
seat away from the windows where I can have a good view of all exits and can
keep my back facing the wall.
Rita: Sirius, darling you don´t have to be so paranoid (She said this trough
clenched teeth)
Sirius: You don`t know anything, they think I´m stupid but no sir, Sirius Black
is everything except stupid, I know THEY are watching me.
Waiter: Okkeeyy... If you please follow me.
They sit on a table away from the windows where they had a good view of all
exits and could keep their backs to the wall.
Waiter: Here you have the menus, do you need anything else?
Sirius: Yes please I would like some crayons and a sheet of paper, you
wouldn´t want me to write on the linen tablecloth would you?.
Rita: Sirius!
Sirius: Oh sorry could you bring some for her also?
Waiter: Of course.
Rita: No! I don´t want crayons!
Sirius: Shh... Rita you don´t have to be ashamed.
(By now Rita was almost under the table)
Waiter: I´ll bring that stuff for you in some seconds
Sirius: Thanks (With a flick of his wand he apparated some candles around
the table)
Rita: Oh how romantic!
Sirius: Sure `If you only knew´ (And he started to twitch spastically his leg)
Rita : Sirius! could you stop that? is getting really anoying or do you have a
problem in your leg?
Sirius: What are you talking about?
Rita: About your leg, you´re moving it
Sirius: No, i´m not!
Rita: Yes you are!
Sirius: No I´m not!
(Waiter comes)
Waiter: So, have you decided what would you want for dinner?
Rita: I wa-(Sirius cuts her off)
Sirius: She would like to have frog legs with clams, do you happen to have by
any chance any live food in this restaurant?
Waiter: Not that I´m aware of
Sirius: Oh, okey then she´ll only have that and I would like a chesse
hamburger with fries
Waiter: It´ll be ready in twenty minutes
Sirius: Thank you
Rita: Sirius! why did you ask for that food?
Sirius: Because all the people I know told me that it was great. (He gots up
from the table and starts to circle the table with his arms outstretched while
making airplane sounds, then he sits down)
Rita: what was that?
Sirius: I wanted to fly like the birds and the planes!!
(And the same thing happened every five minutes)
The waiter was coming with the food and Sirius was guarding his plate with
fork and knife and acting like he'll stab anyone who reaches for it, including
the waiter.
The waiter looking scared left the food in front of each of them.
Sirius: Oh, escuse me but could you please cut my food into tiny pieces? If
it´s not too much trouble. And could you bring some shrimps?
Rita: Sirius! You´re making me look bad
Waiter : Oh it´s no problem madam (He left)
Rita was about to start eating when...
Sirius: No! Rita before we start eating we have to chant why do you think I put
those candles in here?
Rita: Okkeeyyy....
(And Sirius started to chant, when he finished everybody was straring at him,
Everything was silent, crickets could be heard chirping, but he didn´t seem to
notice, after a while when everybody was out of shock, he stared to stare at
the people at the next table, and then he started to drool)
Rita: Eww... that´s disgusting Sirius stop drooling!
Sirius : But I´m hungry! wait I have an idea! (he turned around and asked the
person at the next table) Could I have some of your food?
Person: Uh? Of course no!
Sirius: Okey... Looks like you didn´t learn to share when you were a baby...
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NEXT CHAPTER SECOND PART OF THE "DATE"